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Life is dangerous by definition. Walking out the door in the morning can be harrowing. There is no guarantee that you’ll be home for supper. One has to pay attention. There seems to be some kind of mistaken notion that all should be safe as being in momma’s arms. No true, not possible, cannot happen.

Let’s see, and just to be clear as an azure sky, Dangerous Things can successfully be navigated in Life by Sentient Beings. Focus, Plan, and Execute.

1: I shoot guns. As recently as last week. I have shot many types for half a century. I have never shot myself, a member of my family, or someone else. Anyone else. Ever.

2: I own several firearms. Save for the war relics, mine have never shot me, a family member, or anyone else. Ever. I reckon that they are defective then.

3: I ride motorcycles and occasionally visit a biker bar or three, with and without firearms. I have never had to use one, never had one used on me, and I have 28/32 teeth and a pristine factory original nose. The bike, the people, and the weapons have never harmed me, nor I them. Ever.

4: I drive automobiles, many miles per year, especially on wet pavement (a feat not possible for some lit weasels). I also drive successfully and safely on ice and snow. No deaths, one injury (quite non-fatal) and one trashed car. Ever.

5: I own and operate numerous power tools. For example, I used a chain saw to prune many tree limbs just last week. No deaths, no maimings, no blood. I own and regularly use circular saws, reciprocating saws, grinders, routers - all sorts of power stuff. Still have two eyes and 10 fingers, and all of that is, like firearms safety, 100% by design. I can drive nails by hand without hitting myself on the thumb with the hammer. I can take a pile of lumber and a connex full of supplies and build a house from the ground to the ridgeline. I have rebuilt engines. In fact, I can do damned near anything that I want to just from reading the directions, and there’s a whole lotta shit I ain’t need no stinkin’ directions for.

Oh yeah, and I can drive a stick. Three on the tree, four (or 5 or 6) on the floor, 5 or 6 on the pedal, two sticks in the old road tractors and the Road Rangers, too. Fuck an automatic. I can also hand crank those vehicles so provided.

It’s doubtful whether half the posters here could hang a picture on a wall with a hammer and nail from scratch. Folks need work, so I reckon that there are people to hire.
 
Wat_Tyler said:
Life is dangerous by definition. Walking out the door in the morning can be harrowing. There is no guarantee that you’ll be home for supper. One has to pay attention. There seems to be some kind of mistaken notion that all should be safe as being in momma’s arms. No true, not possible, cannot happen.

Let’s see, and just to be clear as an azure sky, Dangerous Things can successfully be navigated in Life by Sentient Beings. Focus, Plan, and Execute.

1: I shoot guns. As recently as last week. I have shot many types for half a century. I have never shot myself, a member of my family, or someone else. Anyone else. Ever.

2: I own several firearms. Save for the war relics, mine have never shot me, a family member, or anyone else. Ever. I reckon that they are defective then.

3: I ride motorcycles and occasionally visit a biker bar or three, with and without firearms. I have never had to use one, never had one used on me, and I have 28/32 teeth and a pristine factory original nose. The bike, the people, and the weapons have never harmed me, nor I them. Ever.

4: I drive automobiles, many miles per year, especially on wet pavement (a feat not possible for some lit weasels). I also drive successfully and safely on ice and snow. No deaths, one injury (quite non-fatal) and one trashed car. Ever.

5: I own and operate numerous power tools. For example, I used a chain saw to prune many tree limbs just last week. No deaths, no maimings, no blood. I own and regularly use circular saws, reciprocating saws, grinders, routers - all sorts of power stuff. Still have two eyes and 10 fingers, and all of that is, like firearms safety, 100% by design. I can drive nails by hand without hitting myself on the thumb with the hammer. I can take a pile of lumber and a connex full of supplies and build a house from the ground to the ridgeline. I have rebuilt engines. In fact, I can do damned near anything that I want to just from reading the directions, and there’s a whole lotta shit I ain’t need no stinkin’ directions for.

Oh yeah, and I can drive a stick. Three on the tree, four (or 5 or 6) on the floor, 5 or 6 on the pedal, two sticks in the old road tractors and the Road Rangers, too. Fuck an automatic. I can also hand crank those vehicles so provided.

It’s doubtful whether half the posters here could hang a picture on a wall with a hammer and nail from scratch. Folks need work, so I reckon that there are people to hire.
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Bragging about being able to read the warning labels is demeaning to the ilLITerates.
 
Chobham said:
Bragging about being able to read the warning labels is demeaning to the ilLITerates.
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Man, I peel those fuckers off when unpacking the latest goodie. On occasion, I do read the directions. Usually, I've had something like it before and don't need them. Although I did save the directions from the humidifier I installed last March, and it turns out I needed them to reference a maintenance thing. Of course, Google also had a copy saved for me.
 
Wat_Tyler said:
It’s doubtful whether half the posters here could hang a picture on a wall with a hammer and nail from scratch. Folks need work, so I reckon that there are people to hire.
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Most people on this forum would find it difficult to fathom that you cannot hang a framed painting or photograph with scotch tape let alone understand the actual physical mechanics of using a hammer & nail. After all, the only thing they've ever "hit" or "nailed" is imaginary pussy in their wet dreams.
 
When you can set a 16d nail in 3 strokes,
Grasshopper,
the time will have come for you to go . . . .
 
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TrailerHitch said:
No sorry, only a hopelessly stupid, or selfish, woman would carry a baby for 9 months and then decide to abort it,. It isn't like she didn't know she was pregnant until 9 months along. You and I will never agree on this.

It is funny though that if she decides to keep the baby the biological father is on the hook to support it but has no rights in deciding whether to keep it or abort it. If the father says not interested and the mother against his wishes says she will keep it anyways then she should be financially responsible. Honestly this is why I never believed any woman when she said she was on birth control. Because woman sometimes lie and have ulterior motives when having sex. I ALWAYS used a condom with every woman I had sex with other than my wife. Yes Adrina, I took birth control responsibility. Because in the end I didn't want any kids back then.
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There was a whole TLC series on women not knowing they were pregnant. I don't even understand how that's possible.

I agree with this. Plus he has no say in her putting the child up for adoption either. fathers just simply don't matter when kids are involved, unless it's to pay child support. Hell... I remember seeing something once about one or two men gotten for child support from a woman who used their sperm from a sperm bank.
 
Wat_Tyler said:
Life is dangerous by definition. Walking out the door in the morning can be harrowing. There is no guarantee that you’ll be home for supper. One has to pay attention. There seems to be some kind of mistaken notion that all should be safe as being in momma’s arms. No true, not possible, cannot happen.

Let’s see, and just to be clear as an azure sky, Dangerous Things can successfully be navigated in Life by Sentient Beings. Focus, Plan, and Execute.

1: I shoot guns. As recently as last week. I have shot many types for half a century. I have never shot myself, a member of my family, or someone else. Anyone else. Ever.

2: I own several firearms. Save for the war relics, mine have never shot me, a family member, or anyone else. Ever. I reckon that they are defective then.

3: I ride motorcycles and occasionally visit a biker bar or three, with and without firearms. I have never had to use one, never had one used on me, and I have 28/32 teeth and a pristine factory original nose. The bike, the people, and the weapons have never harmed me, nor I them. Ever.

4: I drive automobiles, many miles per year, especially on wet pavement (a feat not possible for some lit weasels). I also drive successfully and safely on ice and snow. No deaths, one injury (quite non-fatal) and one trashed car. Ever.

5: I own and operate numerous power tools. For example, I used a chain saw to prune many tree limbs just last week. No deaths, no maimings, no blood. I own and regularly use circular saws, reciprocating saws, grinders, routers - all sorts of power stuff. Still have two eyes and 10 fingers, and all of that is, like firearms safety, 100% by design. I can drive nails by hand without hitting myself on the thumb with the hammer. I can take a pile of lumber and a connex full of supplies and build a house from the ground to the ridgeline. I have rebuilt engines. In fact, I can do damned near anything that I want to just from reading the directions, and there’s a whole lotta shit I ain’t need no stinkin’ directions for.

Oh yeah, and I can drive a stick. Three on the tree, four (or 5 or 6) on the floor, 5 or 6 on the pedal, two sticks in the old road tractors and the Road Rangers, too. Fuck an automatic. I can also hand crank those vehicles so provided.

It’s doubtful whether half the posters here could hang a picture on a wall with a hammer and nail from scratch. Folks need work, so I reckon that there are people to hire.
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I honestly might... might trust a glock over an angle grinder with a cut-off disc. Before it died, I used my well worn, wobbly one to open canned goods.
 
JaxRhapsody said:
There was a whole TLC series on women not knowing they were pregnant. I don't even understand how that's possible.

I agree with this. Plus he has no say in her putting the child up for adoption either. fathers just simply don't matter when kids are involved, unless it's to pay child support. Hell... I remember seeing something once about one or two men gotten for child support from a woman who used their sperm from a sperm bank.
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True enough. The entire corpus of the law concerning child support and responsibility needs to be revisited.
 
Wat_Tyler said:
Yes. If some of our keyboard warriors used some of their insults in one of my favorite food-n-beverage establishments, they'd discover Brotherhood at a level to astound them.
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ooh little Wat is doing his White Grievance Revenge fantasy this morning....that "Try that in a small town" song really got him stoked.
 
RobDownSouth said:
ooh little Wat is doing his White Grievance Revenge fantasy this morning....that "Try that in a small town" song really got him stoked.
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I just automatically assumed he meant WaffleHouse- those are everywhere and hands are on the well known "secret" menu
 
JaxRhapsody said:
I just automatically assumed he meant WaffleHouse- those are everywhere and hands are on the well known "secret" menu
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*nods* Understandable. Wat has a lifetime ban from Waffle House after his third offense "accidently" using the ladies room and not locking the door behind him.
 
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