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Embarrassing or inappropriate erection moments

Had a few while flying but thankfully none of the other passengers noticed.
 
I get hard really easy just from being in close proximity to women, especially if they are friends or coworkers. There is something erotic about getting turned on when around those you're not supposed to get turned on by. For example, I had an attractive supervisor a few years ago and during a one on one, she put her hand on my back and rubbed my shoulder blade for a few moments. That was enough to excite me.
 
School buses were killer for me. Had nothing to do with who else was on board. I guess it was just vibrations of the bus as it traveled down the road.
 
Not hard enough to be noticed, but sometimes a little excited at the 'wrong time.'

Not since high school or so.
 
Few years back there was a SitCom where Brooke Shields played an occasional part. Her character was playing an actress doing a commercial or something as I recall. She's not all dolled up, but not frumpy either and some guy is in the scene also, maybe a kitchen or something. It was a long time ago and I don't remember exactly. She calls the director over and in a really, really angry bitchy tone says 'He's HARD!'

I'm thinking to myself ... 'DUH!!! Have you looked in a mirror?'
 
School

Church

Waking up in my moms house and they want me to come right down

Driving to my in-laws and sitting in the driveway waiting for it to go down and this is after I got a BJ on the New Jersey Turnpike

After making out with my GF on the verge of doing it and her mother knocks at the door to which we scramble and I have a pillow over my crotch as she is talking to us. The same mom used to hit on me a lot. The perv in me kind of wish I did fuck her. Lord knows she dropped enough hints.

I am sure there is a lot more times.
 
A few years ago I was having back problems. Massage therapy was recommended and my chiropractor recommended a girl that worked in the clinic. It was a good thing my only problems were in my back and I did not have to turn over. She was gorgeous and my nose was not the only thing being pressed on the table.
 
Back in the 1970's, when I was 16 years old, I'd almost get a hardon when the wind would blow. I worked at my dad's store where all were men except for a fairly good looking woman who was married, probably in her early 20's, and she wore tight jeans and halter tops to work. She had a good rack and her clothes left little to the imagination. One day I was looking at her, probably a bit too long, and she caught me looking. She pretty much knew what I was thinking also, so she pointed at my crotch area and hollered out, "Look, Al has a hardon", so that everyone would hear it. I suddenly became very aware I had a huge bulge in my jeans and everybody saw it. I almost had an "out of body" experience when all the rest of the surroundings begin rushing towards you like they do in the movies. Needless to say, that hardon didn't last much longer. The worst part is I had to drive her to her house that afternoon because her husband couldn't pick her up at work. Talk about an awkward ride!
 
live4thebj said:
School

Church

Waking up in my moms house and they want me to come right down

Driving to my in-laws and sitting in the driveway waiting for it to go down and this is after I got a BJ on the New Jersey Turnpike

After making out with my GF on the verge of doing it and her mother knocks at the door to which we scramble and I have a pillow over my crotch as she is talking to us. The same mom used to hit on me a lot. The perv in me kind of wish I did fuck her. Lord knows she dropped enough hints.

I am sure there is a lot more times.
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Where on the TPK?.
 
FloridaJoe said:
Back in the 1970's, when I was 16 years old, I'd almost get a hardon when the wind would blow. I worked at my dad's store where all were men except for a fairly good looking woman who was married, probably in her early 20's, and she wore tight jeans and halter tops to work. She had a good rack and her clothes left little to the imagination. One day I was looking at her, probably a bit too long, and she caught me looking. She pretty much knew what I was thinking also, so she pointed at my crotch area and hollered out, "Look, Al has a hardon", so that everyone would hear it. I suddenly became very aware I had a huge bulge in my jeans and everybody saw it. I almost had an "out of body" experience when all the rest of the surroundings begin rushing towards you like they do in the movies. Needless to say, that hardon didn't last much longer. The worst part is I had to drive her to her house that afternoon because her husband couldn't pick her up at work. Talk about an awkward ride!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'esprit_de_l'escalier, but the only appropriate response to her exclamation was "you're the cause, now how about fixing the problem!," though "you started it, now you finish it!" does have its own merits.
 
BusDee276 said:
Guys... when has it happened to you?
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Never. Except if caused by a close female relative, it is never inappropriate as it is a quiet but undeniably sincere compliment paid to a woman or group of them. As such, it is never un-gentlemanly.

I think women might agree.
 
Bigboobbabe said:
Where on the TPK?.
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Usually right after we get on. It became a ritual. One Christmas on our way to the in-laws she sucks my cock. Now when I was married every time she would do it as soon as we got on. Many times truck drivers would drive right next to us and watch.
 
Like most guys I know, it's happened to me many times. Kissing girlfriends, dancing cheek to cheek, at the movies, at the beach, riding in a bouncy vehicle on a rough road ... The most embarrassing was overseas at the first sex museum I'd ever visited. I was stiff most of the time. Luckily my wife was with me, because she told me a large wet patch of precum had soaked through to the front of my light coloured trousers. I grabbed a brochure and held it in front of me until we got back to our hotel. I figured carrying a brochure for a sex museum was less awkward than a tell-tale wet patch on my crotch.
 
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