Ever got caught masterbating?

[bknight2602]

ewww ok i just puked in my mouth.

Not caught masturbating, but caught by a cop when junst about to enter a nice wet pussy.

 

[Adakgirl]

Have you ever got caught masterbating by wife or girlfriend?
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Nope never had me no master to bate..nup never have yet.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

One time I caught myself and I screamed.

Rotflmao

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I can beat that watching girl/girl porn...

Just generic girl/girl?

 

[atmas]

Have you ever got caught masterbating by wife or girlfriend?
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No, just the opposite...there have been times when a gf has asked me to masterbate, or wasn't aroused and my masterbating got them really quite worked up. A few have been so fascinated that they have asked me to, and, watching me, couldn't control themselves.
Somewhat like a magic incantation.

 

[Hikari]

I've never really gotten caught masterbating.. I've just had tons of close calls... I can play it off easily.. All you need is a TV and the ability to fix your pants at the speed of light..

 

[Xander]

Yeah, I got caught, and then she swallowed my goo.

 

[MrBates]

meh my fastest time to achieve orgasm by fingers is 2.5 minutes.
I don't like toys my clit is way too sensitive.

Hey, very cool!
Nice to know I'm not the only one who timed myself!
I was curious, and tried it once. I found I could go from totally unaroused to completion of orgasm in just over 2min.

The first time I tried it, I thought I had made a mistake with the timing, so a couple days later I tried it again, and got the same result.

 

[morewickedfun]

Hey, very cool!
Nice to know I'm not the only one who timed myself!
I was curious, and tried it once. I found I could go from totally unaroused to completion of orgasm in just over 2min.

The first time I tried it, I thought I had made a mistake with the timing, so a couple days later I tried it again, and got the same result.

I happen to masturbate alot and i was interested in seeing how much i could in a one hour span and how fast. I keep tryig to beat my time.

 

[ntsu]

Rotflmao

likewise.

 

[MrBates]

I happen to masturbate alot and i was interested in seeing how much i could in a one hour span and how fast. I keep tryig to beat my time.

*grinz*

Cool by me.
Trust me, you're not alone.

Actually though, I haven't tried to beat my time lately.
I've been more into taking my time.

You know how us guys are . . . one orgasm and we're done for a while.

 

[Adrian69702006]

Yes. Who hasn't. These days the urge to play doesn't strike that often though. A sign of Anno Domini perhaps.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Got caught once by my aunt.

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

My daughter caught me once! I had my toys out and my computer as I was logging in here. I thought I’d locked my bedroom door but hadn’t. It was rather embarrassing with bullet, glass dildo and plug all out on my bed

 

[Dave4play57]

If you consider my wife watching from kitchen window as I enjoy myself on back deck.

 

[JamieGirl0519]

Yep, been caught on a couple of occassions

 

[Isabelangel]

Yes a couple times
But the first thing that came to my mind was when I still lived with my parents
Mostly my friends texted me before visiting so when the bell to our door rang I expected some neighbors who wanted to visit my parents
This happened all the time
I was in the middle of a hot masturbation session
So why should I stop
Luckily it was in the winter so I still had a hoodie on and my string just to the side under my blanked
Unfortunately for me a good female and male friend were nearby and wanted to ask if I want to join them for a nice evening
I was so in shock when they were standing in my room
Surely they new what I was doing
But I am very happy that they tried to hide it and just talked to me normally
After a couple of minutes I asked them to give me the leggings I had thrown away and we had a nice but not sexual evening
We never talked about it which at that time I was happy about
Today I would maybe handle the situation differently

 

[onanismaddict]

Yes a couple times
But the first thing that came to my mind was when I still lived with my parents
Mostly my friends texted me before visiting so when the bell to our door rang I expected some neighbors who wanted to visit my parents
This happened all the time
I was in the middle of a hot masturbation session
So why should I stop
Luckily it was in the winter so I still had a hoodie on and my string just to the side under my blanked
Unfortunately for me a good female and male friend were nearby and wanted to ask if I want to join them for a nice evening
I was so in shock when they were standing in my room
Surely they new what I was doing
But I am very happy that they tried to hide it and just talked to me normally
After a couple of minutes I asked them to give me the leggings I had thrown away and we had a nice but not sexual evening
We never talked about it which at that time I was happy about
Today I would maybe handle the situation differently

What a sexy and exciting, but potentially embarrassing at the time, situation... damn. Thanks for sharing this with us!

You've really encapsulated 'something' in those last two lines especially. This last line is how I feel about so many past sexual situations, or even more so about situations that were very nearly sexual but not quite: "Today I would maybe handle the situation differently..." Well said. But just like you, I'm sure my feelings at the time would be much more along the lines of, "We never talked about it which at that time I was happy about." Totally.

The best thing about past experiences, whether indulged in or passed by, is that they make excellent fuel for our current erotic fire. I'm sure you've gotten yourself off thinking about your "caught" encounter many times over the years, mmm... (And now we can too... yay.) Thanks so much for sharing!

 

[Isabelangel]

What a sexy and exciting, but potentially embarrassing at the time, situation... damn. Thanks for sharing this with us!

You've really encapsulated 'something' in those last two lines especially. This last line is how I feel about so many past sexual situations, or even more so about situations that were very nearly sexual but not quite: "Today I would maybe handle the situation differently..." Well said. But just like you, I'm sure my feelings at the time would be much more along the lines of, "We never talked about it which at that time I was happy about." Totally.

The best thing about past experiences, whether indulged in or passed by, is that they make excellent fuel for our current erotic fire. I'm sure you've gotten yourself off thinking about your "caught" encounter many times over the years, mmm... (And now we can too... yay.) Thanks so much for sharing!

You are very welcome
Exactly very embarrassing but today very funny story

The past is in the past
Yes there were things I would handle differently especially with those two friends
But we can’t change it and it is great how it went in the end
At least it shaped our personality

You caught me there
I had much fun imagine myself in that situation but handle it differently
I mean it could have been very exiting
Even talking about it now got me a little exited

 

[onanismaddict]

You are very welcome
Exactly very embarrassing but today very funny story

The past is in the past
Yes there were things I would handle differently especially with those two friends
But we can’t change it and it is great how it went in the end
At least it shaped our personality

You caught me there
I had much fun imagine myself in that situation but handle it differently
I mean it could have been very exiting
Even talking about it now got me a little exited

I just 'caught' you in a whole different way, I guess... lol.
But I agree... "even talking about it now" is often a big part of the excitement. So glad it's having that delicious effect on you, mmm. Wonderful...

I am very pleased to hear that, "it is great how it went in the end." Even if you occasionally imagine it differently...
And I also enjoy the wisdom of your thought here: "At least it shaped our personality." Exactly! Very cool.

Sorry for dissecting your post so thoroughly. But I really, really enjoyed what you wrote! I guess that I like how your personality was shaped... lol.
Oh, and I got so focused on the erotic potential of your first post that I forgot to mention the other aspect... it 'is' very funny today, looking back!

 

[Isabelangel]

I just 'caught' you in a whole different way, I guess... lol.
But I agree... "even talking about it now" is often a big part of the excitement. So glad it's having that delicious effect on you, mmm. Wonderful...

I am very pleased to hear that, "it is great how it went in the end." Even if you occasionally imagine it differently...
And I also enjoy the wisdom of your thought here: "At least it shaped our personality." Exactly! Very cool.

Sorry for dissecting your post so thoroughly. But I really, really enjoyed what you wrote! I guess that I like how your personality was shaped... lol.
Oh, and I got so focused on the erotic potential of your first post that I forgot to mention the other aspect... it 'is' very funny today, looking back!

Yes you did
Another story I could tell in this threat

I am happy that you like my posts and even more my personality

 

[onanismaddict]

Yes you did
Another story I could tell in this threat

I am happy that you like my posts and even more my personality

Oh my yes, I certainly do like your personality! You're fantastic.
I'm such a kiss-ass... lol. But it is offered with sincerity!

And as far as your posts, yes please. Luv them.
You're welcome (and encouraged) to tell as many stories as you like, in this thread (mmm) or any other...

 

[Humgcowboy81]

Yes. More then a few times. Had my neighbor catch me once. She knocked on the door and i thought it was locked. It wasnt lol

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

My husband has caught me a multitude of times. It’s a good way to get him playing but my online partners don’t like getting dropped without a word.

That has happened to me too

 

[boxmaker]

I love masturbating while chatting to my mother in law on the phone, wife caught me once but i didnt tell her it was her mum on the line