Male bulge appearance preference: Left or right? (Not asking which way you dress)

[Britva415]

TL;DR - Which side do you like to SEE it on?

this thread was not intended to be a poll of which side you dress on. I guess it's my fault for not titling it clearly enough, but the actual first post spelled out what I was looking for.

Title fixed

To the extent that a man's junk falls down one trouser leg at all, does dressing on one side or the other look better or more sexy? Please make clear whether you're talking about your own right or left or the man's right or left so we know!

 

[kinkincguy]

Mine hangs to the left (my left) … uncomfortable if I move it the other side.

 

[lingus60]

I dress on the left and my right ball is larger and hangs lower

 

[SAILOR954]

I dress left.
My dick lays sideways so that when it gets hard there’s more room. Of course it shows more that way but that’s OK with me.

 

[haventdonethat]

Not to hijack but thought this may be of interest . . .
Anybody ever have a suit tailored for them from Savile Row or similar? The tailor will always ask "do you dress left or right, sir?"
A small sac/pocket/pouch is then sewn into the area to accommodate your testicles/junk.

 

[OlderFitterWiser]

Left

 

[Britva415]

Not to hijack but thought this may be of interest . . .
Anybody ever have a suit tailored for them from Savile Row or similar? The tailor will always ask "do you dress left or right, sir?"
A small sac/pocket/pouch is then sewn into the area to accommodate your testicles/junk.

I've had a bespoke suit, not Savile Row.

Mine didn't involve a pouch, which would only work if the wearer didn't have underclothes anyway. I'm skeptical that this is how it's done anywhere.

It was explained to me that the cut of the trousers would be asymmetrical to accommodate the junk so that it was less visible/not visible. I can't explain how the changes to the pattern are made, just that the technique and effect are rather like having a coat made to hide a shoulder-holstered handgun, or trousers cut to hide the fact that someone's leg isn't straight, or hiding the fact that someone has one hip higher than the other, or something. An off-the-rack suit will tend to magnify these things, whereas the bespoke suit makes them very hard to spot.

 

[Britva415]

Also - this thread was not intended to be a poll of which side you dress on. I guess it's my fault for not titling it clearly enough, but the actual first post spelled out what I was looking for.

Title fixed

 

[Amandyla]

For some reason, I like to see it on my right (his left). From seeing my husband's this way, it just doesn't look right on any man if it goes to my left/his right.

 

[kinkincguy]

For some reason, I like to see it on my right (his left). From seeing my husband's this way, it just doesn't look right on any man if it goes to my left/his right.

My guess is my/his left is the default

 

[Britva415]

Again, this isn't about where men dress. It's about where you like to see it, if there's a preference at all.

 

[Amandyla]

Again, this isn't about where men dress. It's about where you like to see it, if there's a preference at all.

I love to see it on that side for every guy since I am used to looking at it that way with him, lol

It just looks wrong on the other side, but when they have it on my right/their left, I completely enjoy the show

 

[Britva415]

Bump - which side do you like to see it on?

 

[Britva415]

Bump