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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I can't even comprehend what there would be to make fun of. Well unless they have a silly little costume on it....🤣 oh and novelty thongs like the elephant trunks. I am so laughing my ass off those. Come on, they are funny. I will admit to totally giggling with the boing portion of cock pops. Still do, every time. I guess a chick giggling at your penis doesn't sound like a good thing, but I swear it is. hahahaaha. oh helicopters too, totally giggle. I am just weird and very easily amused. Guess I just need men secure with their penis 🤣
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I've seen big and small, showers and growers. The only time I laughed at one was when the man dropped his shorts and shot me right in the face. A little too eager LOL
 
UCanBLeafinMe said:
I've seen big and small, showers and growers. The only time I laughed at one was when the man dropped his shorts and shot me right in the face. A little too eager LOL
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well how can you not laugh at a surprise face shot? totally acceptable. I have totally laughed at the novelty thongs in person. But they were men I was involved with for a while, they bought them because they knew me, and knew I'd laugh my ass off and have fun with it.
 
UCanBLeafinMe said:
Well, if I had a dick I'd share mine with you! Hot bod!
I don't understand it: Share if you want, and if someone makes fun of you, FUCK them. Maybe I'm just an old lady who's trying to get more men to share 🤷‍♀️
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Get it girl also cock pics can be pretty vulgar and the moderator flags em well atleast my hard cock pics lol and I love it so much princess and good to see posting like this lol it's every guys go to at first thinking a dick pic is the way to your pretty 😻 I think it's the first thing a guy thinks a lady will get turned on about and so obviously not,,, but I guess alot of guys just can't seem to find anyone who can be a good photographer for a few minutes
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
oh there are so many cool things about men's bodies. obviously I can go on and on about the penis. But testicles, those are damn amusing. not only the existence, but like I found I could make a man nauseous if I bounced them too much, and obviously the whole big strong men that I could just hit with all my strength and they would not even flinch, but just an accidental hit, not even hard, to the groin, will drop them like nothing. wow. And how men don't bruise. My cat ran into my shin and left a bruise for like a year. Grab me walking by in a crowd, just to get my attention, it will probably get a hand print bruise. Back when I used to drink more, doctors would see my legs and give me a battered woman's speech, because I'd bump my shins on my coffee table and my arms on my doorknobs. lol. Tree falls on my husband, no bruise. bite a man on their shoulder when you cum, no bruise. magic. and how same size and weight as me, 10 times stronger. sorcery I say. and oh the muscle definition. Their asses, you can not only see the muscles, but in many cases you can see the distinction between the gluteus maximus and the gluteus medius. Calves, thighs, abdominal muscles, pectoral muscles, just so cool. Granted we still win cause we can have dozens of orgasm in a row, and the whole creating new life is quite the amazing parlor trick, but I do love looking at men. just so much to notice.
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This is a great description Justa. Thanks for describing this and highlighting some of the things you enjoy about men’s bodies. It’s nice to see and read.
 
Lmizzler said:
This is a great description Justa. Thanks for describing this and highlighting some of the things you enjoy about men’s bodies. It’s nice to see and read.
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Thanks. oh, I was oversharing bit last night. I could actually continue. It probably sounds like I spend way too much time staring at dudes, it is true. But in my defense, I predate cellphones, and internet, and was really broke so didn't have a tv for quite a while or cable. got to look at something, right, might as well stare at the man next to me lol.
 
WerdNerd said:
I saw an article that said Speedos are coming back into style. What do you think? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
https://ibb.co/2jXhpp2
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it works on you.

hotcpu said:
One can only hope 👍🏼

https://i.ibb.co/N3V2rGC/IMG20230715141956-01.jpg
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nice and hey, back in style again. I do love how life works like that.
hotcpu said:
I'm sure Justa is tired of seeing mine undressed 😂😂
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I am pro participation first and foremost, so whatever floats your boat.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I do suspect that it may be a younger mans skill. like the tension, the anticipation, and the high bounce back, most of the participants were 20s and 30s. A few 40s and 50s. I think there may be like an erection strength factor that I don't truly appreciate given my whole lack of owning a cock status in life, which may make my selfish cock video ogling request harder to fill for many. Just a theory.
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Yes, can confirm. I haven't measured since I got my driver's license but, for Science, I am about an inch shorter erect than in 1974. (Oddly, I have over 90% of my old girth). Also my angle was about 125 to 130 degrees ( well past straight out) now its about 80. Once upon a time I could hold a wet towel up...

But those are the changes that come with age (I'm almost 65). I am happy that I can still get an erection hard enough for any sexual activity (with a little help from Cialis).

There is also Old Guy Rule Number 3 which states "Never waste an erection". If I am hard, I am going to get busy...too busy to take a meaningful pic, at least for public consumption.

But, there a a couple of folks who respond positively to my fat, hairy body, so, here you are. Both of you.

https://i.ibb.co/sgwqkrF/298.jpg
 
zhutt said:
Posted this in another thread, but I know how Justa feels about ratios.
https://ibb.co/mFzZ3dR
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thank you. I appreciate your nudity and respect for the ratio.

TANSTAAFL58 said:
Yes, can confirm. I haven't measured since I got my driver's license but, for Science, I am about an inch shorter erect than in 1974. (Oddly, I have over 90% of my old girth). Also my angle was about 125 to 130 degrees ( well past straight out) now its about 80. Once upon a time I could hold a wet towel up...

But those are the changes that come with age (I'm almost 65). I am happy that I can still get an erection hard enough for any sexual activity (with a little help from Cialis).

There is also Old Guy Rule Number 3 which states "Never waste an erection". If I am hard, I am going to get busy...too busy to take a meaningful pic, at least for public consumption.

But, there a a couple of folks who respond positively to my fat, hairy body, so, here you are. Both of you.
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1st. I always like when you share. 2nd I appreciate the golden rule. It is solid. 3rd. once apon a time my tits wear at a 90 degree angle. I swear. probable like 130/140 now lol. fucking aging man.
 
Colecock said:
Dang it...what I wouldn't do to be there!
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well thanks, plus florida has its perks.

Azuldrgon said:
I wish my cock wasn't so boring.
I mean I have shown it way more than I should. :)
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cocks are only boring when you have one.

but share whatever your like. I don't think we have a theme at all today. and even if we did. it is chaos, baby.
 
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