Tony Duke wants your help!

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From: anthonyduke@rogers.com

Reply to: anthonyduke6@gmail.com

"Dear Friend,
I'm a personal attorney to an foreign national and a consultant with Mercuria Oil & Gas firm, (Now deceased) He passed away in the china earthquake in 2008. Years ago, He successfully executed a contract here worth Eighteen Million Three Hundred Thousand dollars. A part payment of Nine million dollars was paid to my client, while the balance of Nine million Three Hundred Thousand Dollars was still unpaid before he died in the sichuan china earthquake on his vacation. Until his sudden demise, He was not married and was 38 years.

The new elected Government has fully paid all out standing balance of foreign contractors who have successfully executed their contracts and my client is among those benefited in this first quarter payment schedule which has already been deposited in his bank. His bank has officially notified me to forward particulars of my client's existing relative with notarized papers within the next 14 working days so that he/she can be paid the outstanding Nine Million Three Hundred Thousand dollars otherwise his payment will be diverted to the government coffers account as unclaimed bill.
Since all my efforts has been unsuccessful to locate any of his relatives since 2008, I decided to contact you for a deal so that we can work together as a team to approve the money to you as my client next of kin since I do not want to seat back and watch my client hard earned entitlement to go astray.
Once I hear from you we shall discuss more of the details and the sharing ratio of the fund. kindly reply strictly with your phone for effective communication and oral clarification on how to proceed.
Sincerely yours,
Austin A. Duke"

Sorry for the huge cut and paste. Looks totally legit, eh? I don't have time for the small potatoes, but one of you might enjoy working with Tony!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Sorry there is a Nigerian prince in dire straits needing my help with some small banking issues.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He doesn't want to seat back?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's like this thing I saw with a comedian imitating James Gandolfini doing The Godfather's making an offer I don't refuse..


Yes, I've heard it before, but it just don't sound right.


Tell me you didn't get that in a PM, or I'll be forced to report you.




http://68.media.tumblr.com/425c74d52c6804446372e3625f6c702f/tumblr_mwf3yarePX1r9x3w6o1_1280.jpg

 

[thør]

It's like this thing I saw with a comedian imitating James Gandolfini doing The Godfather's making an offer I don't refuse..


Yes, I've heard it before, but it just don't sound right.


Tell me you didn't get that in a PM, or I'll be forced to report you.

It just seemed like a good deal to me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It sounds, from the title, like Duke want to hit me up for a contribution...

Like the scene in Tombstone, we're getting mighty tony...

 

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Welcome to MS Recruitment 2017

DESCRIPTION JOB :

* You will be assigned to visit a shop.
* You need to "pretend" to be a normal potential customer who is looking for a particular service or product.
* You will then finish an on-line questionnaire to share with us your customer experience

REQUIREMENTS :

* 17 Years old or above.
* Can speak local language well.
* Can read and write English.

PAYMENT TERMS :
* You will receive a flat sum of $ 450 per assignment.

Registration :
Interested Applicants are to forward Information below :

* Your Name (first/last):
* Your Physical Address :
* City, State, & Zip Code :
* A g e :
* O c c u p a t i o n :
* Alternative E-mail :

Thanks for your participation and being here with us.

Sincerely,
Melinda Reyes
Shoppers International (c) 2017


Reply to these Canadians: groupmsa@gmx.ca

 

[sweepthefloor]

My Aunt told me to go to this website missingmoney.com and it was so strange, I had all this money from overpaid utilities and insurance companies from various moves over the years.

 

[thør]

My Aunt told me to go to this website missingmoney.com and it was so strange, I had all this money from overpaid utilities and insurance companies from various moves over the years.

That one is a real site.

 

[thør]

Rob Behrens wants to help you!

International Ombudsman
Organization United Kingdom (I.O.O)
PMB 1092, London
United Kingdom

Dear Sir,

Petition Review Notification

This is with reference to the petitions received on the grounds of maladministration: administrative

irregularities, unfairness, discrimination, and abuse of office, failure to reply, refusal of information or

unnecessary delay regarding your long overdue payments. Due to the recent BREXIT these petitions have gained

more attention from this office here at the International Ombudsman Organization (I.O.O) and have received the

mandate to execute payment to you irrevocably.

The International Ombudsman has used its powers to sanction these banks for failing in their payment

obligation and thus guarantees have been issued by the Bank of England (BOE), whereby payments would be

commissioned via a reputable Private Bank with your cooperation. Therefore the Ombudsman office is able to

compel the Bank of England using the judiciary and Her Majesty’s Court to ensure BOE is willing to initiate

this payment irrevocably. To begin the process, kindly upload your information to the database by providing

the under listed below:
Complete Name:

................................................................................................
Day and Night Telephone Numbers: ..................................................................
Position:

.............................................................................................................
Company:

...........................................................................................................
Address :

..........................................................................................................
State:

..............................................................................................................

...
Country:

.............................................................................................................
E-mail:

..............................................................................................................

..
Date of Birth:

......................................................................................................
Sex:

{Male/Female}.............................................................................................
Marital Status:

....................................................................................................
Next of Kin:

.........................................................................................................
Please send the above listed information to my direct e-mail upon receipt of the requested information, you

would be presented with additional information for legalities to present to Her Majesty’s court to secure

immediate payment release. Do ensure to adhere strict confidentiality regarding this transaction to avoid

hijacking of payment by past fraudulent bank operators, thank you.
Best regards,

Rob Behrens.
robbehrensr@yandex.com

 

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Nadine, Alex, or Anna want to help, too!

Honey,
how are you doing?

I have a very important secret to discuss with you and I want you to keep it as a top secret to avoid any awareness.

We attacked the rebels and chased them out from their copied position, we tried to capture all of them but they ran with bullet wounds and got their leader. In the process we were able to go into their base and I found a carton full of raw dollars and gold which I kept secret and brought it back. but now i can not fly with the carton to avoid questioning that might expose me.

I decided to discuss it with you so i will arrange all the gold and dollars in the carton and ship it to your location, as a gift from a friend, when you received the cartons, you keep it under the bed inside your room until i come over to meet you, then we will invest the money and sale to gold to buy a house for us to live together after my retirement.

get back to me so i will send you a copy of the carton and its content before shipping it to you. I have kept this to myself because I really need the money to invest especially now that I am about to retire.

I will be waiting for your reply to enable me to make arrangements with one of the well known cargo forwarders here for the shipment but I will not tell them the content of the carton for security and safety reasons.
Contact me in my private email: ( annaanita941@yahoo.com )
Thanks,
Alex

(Sent by nadine_wandernoth@arcor.de)

 

[hobbit.]

Id love to help him, but it appears my bank account details need confirming to the guy who keeps phoning me for the details, but i also need to sort out my national insurance number which has been used in serious international crime, my passport which has been cloned, my amazon account which was hacked on a samsung galaxy s8 near angola (amazon have great security) and i just need to reconfirm to them my log in details. My paypal account is needing a new password sending to an email address, DPD/DHL/Yodel/ROyalmail are all trying to deliver my parcel - i just need to phone them with my details, My amazon prime account is in danger of being suspended unless i confirm to their anti fraud squad my details.... dont fall for the Nigerian prince one, its a scam. The Nigerian Princess one looks genuine ask nicely and she will even send you photos of her bits.

try 419 eater if you want to get in the game though.

 

[hobbit.]

DO NOT DESPAIR THOUGH. they can be fun, the phone ones anyway.

Explain to them that youre glad they phoned, there a masked man with a knife/gun/sword in your garden, please send the police.

or

my partner says i cant talk on the phone, please send the police here i think they will murder me for this.

or

a variation on - yes the car crash? thanks for phoning, the police said it was my fault, i say its their fault, they claim TPAC is a legal and lawful move, i dsipute that, they said the body in the boot of my car was probably murdered, i maintain that it was injuries sustained in the crash that killed him, that he always travels in the boot with his hands and ankles cable tied and with duct tape over his mouth. I would normally use my own solicitor, but that was him in the boot. are you on a no win no fee basis?

simply enjoy the chance to waste their time, if you need any more tips just pm me your bank details, mothers maiden name and hair colour.

 

[rockcasbah]

A friend’s older brother, who seems otherwise intelligent, has a degree or two ( in Geology, so i dont know if that really counts as a uni education, per se) paid out nearly ten grand to one of those scams.

 

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It's not always Tony!

"I am an internet fraudster and scamming people for the past 22
years,I made over $650 million over the years with all kind of
expensive cars, houses and living extremely rich life, I made so much
money from scamming people but now, I realized that nothing good last
forever and no amount of money can buy life, I have been hospitalized
for months on a life supporting machine over lung cancer and my
doctor said I less than 48 hours on this Earth. Yesterday my pastor
visited me at the hospital and while he was praying, he told me to
confess my sins and ask for god forgiveness then I confessed to my
pastor on how I used to scam people and how I made over $650 million
from defrauding people through internet then my pastor said that I
need to give all those money and properties away especially to those I
defrauded but unfortunately, most of the people I defrauded are late
now but I have decided to split all those money to everyone found on
my computer contacts.I have listed all the email and names on my
contact list and decided to compensate all the people I found on my
contact list with the sum of $500,000 each and to be honest, 90% of
the people I defrauded was from America so am doing exactly what my
pastor said that I should return all those money back to those I
collected it from before I can seek the face of the lord.

I have selected all the American contact details on my computer and
yours was among them probably, you and I might have had something in
the past but that I cant remember anymore because all that matters to
me now is to payback this money so I can be free to seek the face of
god and for these reason, I have already concluded an arrangement with
my bank (HSBC BANK) to pay the sum of $500,000 each to any name
submitted by my pastor, the bank can only make payment to only those
names submitted by my pastor as I have handed all the payment
transaction to him as the only one I can trust at the moment knowing
that I might not even be alive in the next 48hours as the doctor said
So, I will advise you to kindly contact my pastor with below details.

NAME ….. REV PASTOR FRANCIS EZE OF LIVING FAITH CHURCH OF GOD.
TEL: 2347014854136
EMAIL …… rev.franciseze001@mail.com, rev.franciseze01@consultant.com

Please you have to contact my pastor immediately for your compensation
of $500,000 from me and also find it in your heart to forgive me and
if this is all I have to do for god to have mercy on my soul and
forgive me then am ready and willing to give away all the money and
the properties besides, what is the need of money, luxury cars and
houses when you don’t have a life, its better I return all this money
rather than leaving it at the bank for those corrupts bank managers or
even the government to take over all my assets when am gone so please,
you have to contact my pastor for your $500,000 compensation and do
remember to forgive my mistakes as am not sure if I will still be
alive for the next 48 hours just like my doctors said.

James Morrison A.K.A Hush Puppy

Congratulations"

 

[Pairaclities]

It is always fun to respond to these kind of emails or messages. I mimic their incompetent language skills, and lay on them that I would love to be of help but the $27 million I have in trust is locked until 2029. Unless I pay $2.7 million compensation, in which case I can then access $13.5 million, and the other half later. Kindly please remit $2.7 million plus expenses in the amount of $300,000.00 and I will be able to access cash to support your worthy cause.

Never hear from them again. When the next scammer comes along, same thing.

 

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Hi, I saw you in my referral contacts, so I took the liberty of sending you this message to say hello and I hope it won't cause you any trouble, and of course I look forward to more communication between us so we can progress together and achieve mutual success, Mia.

 

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Attention Beneficiary,

We the Funds Monitory Unit of the Transport Security Administration in-conjunction with the department of Homeland Security of the United States of America and the International Monetary Funds officially notify the above beneficiary of two sealed metallic trunks with serial numbers TSA/6074VJ/T8011NY currently in our security vault here at the John F Kennedy International Airport Terminal 3. These two trunks containing FUNDS was tracked by our under-cover agents and apprehended.

These Funds were monitored and apprehended by our diplomatic scrutiny agents due to incompetence to provide vital documents which do not adhere to the monetary laws of the International Monetary Fund.

Furthermore, the Funds Monitory Unit of the Transport security administration of the United States of America has been in the fore line for many years now, working at all corridors of the States and beyond ensuring a maximum security and easy transportaion of legal funds through diplomatic method belonging to American citizens.

To this regard an official Decongestion exercise of all cargo storage vault here at the JKF Airport is ongoing to release funds seized by our officers to its bonafide beneficiaries , this process is conducted at every third and fourth month in every year, on this active process we decided to contact you for proof of ownership as your details is tagged to the two sealed metallic trunks as beneficiary.

There after all measures needed to ensure a successfully delivery of these trunks to you at your provided address here in the states will be conducted accordingly without any hinderances.

Please Re- confirm the following for proof of ownership

1.Full names
2.Current Delivery Address
3.Valid ID
4. phone number

AWaits your response. Enclose is copy of my official ID.

Regards
Agent

 

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Hi,

I am Aleksey Nikolaevich a direct mandate to major oil selling refineries here
in Russia Federation, we provide standard services globally and compact
into oil trading with commitment to provide excellent service.

The Refinery we represent can supply to you and your esteemed buyers
company our Russian Origin product of; JPA1, M100, D2, D6, Mazut M100,
Gasoline93 Octane, Liquefied Natural Gas, Liquefied Petroleum Gas,
HSD2 Gas Oil, CST180, Russian Petroleum Coke,
and many more other products without any complications or upfront payment.

We can finalize a transaction within 48 - 72hours depending on that products
we are working on and upon receiving the buyer's ICPO and their readiness
to proceed with us.

Regards,

Aleksey Nikolaevich.
OGGR CONSULTANTS /SALES REPRESENTATIVE
Mandate Email. mailto: alekseynikolaevichicpo@yandex.com

 

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--
Attention:

Notification!

This is to notify you that, we have retrieved the total sum of
$950,000.00 from the different transaction you were involved in West
Africa and the money is ready to refund back to you.

Best Regards.


Dr. Akinwumi Adesina

President /Retrieving General afdb

Reply-To: drakinwumiadesina1@outlook.com

 

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And damn, I'm getting this sort of shit via all media:

"Hi handsome how are you doing I am new to Facebook and I will like to be friends with you if you don’t mind can you send me friend request or send me a text message on messenger"

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I have friend requests pop up all the time on social media sites...young women with no friends on their friend lists. They're always looking for a good time. So when I ask them if they wanna go thrifting or to pick and pull lots with me, they vanish. WTF. That's a fun time!

 

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I have friend requests pop up all the time on social media sites...young women with no friends on their friend lists. They're always looking for a good time. So when I ask them if they wanna go thrifting or to pick and pull lots with me, they vanish. WTF. That's a fun time!

I've noticed that whatever their names are, they tend to look Asian. Always look good. I just don't have time to play with them.

 

[thør]

Dear Sir,

I'm reaching out to you from Syria for partnership on a pending business project that will be of interest to you.

I will let you know more details on receiving your positive response.

Yours Sincerely.
Engr. Mikeel Haffiz Al-Fares

 

[thør]

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing to inform you sequel to the notification received from G8 Leaders to release your fund inheritance accredited to you. Meanwhile, a woman came to our office saying that she is your personal attorney by name Doris Jordan From Philadelphia, United State.

You are required to notify this office if truly that Doris Jordan is your personal attorney, as we did give her the scan copy of your draft payment waiting for verification from your bank. If this said lady is your attorney, we shall be sending your draft to her by courier, but if she is not your representative, let's terminate every arrangement in place of delivering your draft to her address in Philadelphia.

I await your immediate response.

Mr. Dave Paster
Chairman/Chief Executive Officer