Is half the site dead?

[onehitwanda]

You should have seen the first image I posted .

Em

minx!

 

[Rustyoznail]

You should have seen the first image I posted .

Em

Damn...

 

[SimonDoom]

Or floggers. Or crops. Or paddles.

Em

I can't take any of them. I've used all three, but only briefly on the receiving end, to see what it was like. Nope. No pleasure at all.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I can't take any of them. I've used all three, but only briefly on the receiving end, to see what it was like. Nope. No pleasure at all.

Different strokes for different folks.

Em

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Seems to be working now ...

 

[NoTalentHack]

Maybe Loving Wives finally achieved critical mass and melted

 

[Duleigh]

Seems to be working now ...

I beg to differ

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I beg to differ
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It was up long enough for me to download my stats ... Oh, well ...

 

[Duleigh]

Oh fine, NOW it pops in.
I usually get my stats at 11:00 PM anyhow, just to finish the day out.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Oh fine, NOW it pops in.
I usually get my stats at 11:00 PM anyhow, just to finish the day out.

Hang on, it's just after 11pm here...

So that means...

There's a dog in the backyard!

 

[onehitwanda]

a poem, with apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In Loving Wives did Emily
a winsome lover's tryst compose
wherein two girls' assorted lusts
(like raindrops on the desert dust)
flowed forth in gentle prose.

But twice five miles were girded round
by incel hordes who'd swiftly found
our heroine's most brazen words
and dashed them all with vitriol
and spoiled the air with rancid turds
that spewed from mouths o'er all...

fuck it I actually can't, Kublai Khan has defeated my mid-afternoon abilities.

 

[EmilyMiller]

a poem, with apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge


fuck it I actually can't, Kublai Khan has defeated my mid-afternoon abilities.

I still thought it was great

 

[onehitwanda]

I still thought it was great

I'll try finish it when my brain is working again.

 

[Bramblethorn]

a poem, with apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge


fuck it I actually can't, Kublai Khan has defeated my mid-afternoon abilities.

You and Coleridge both!

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I feel very very bad for laughing at this. But I did.

(Context for those unfamiliar.)

 

[joy_of_cooking]

Wait, the woman in PVC holding a single-tail is the less NC-17 picture?

 

[onehitwanda]

Wait, the woman in PVC holding a single-tail is the less NC-17 picture?

Yes. Yes, it most definitely is. a million times less. @EmilyMiller is a bad girl and the Underground Lesbian Army has taken... note.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Wait, the woman in PVC holding a single-tail is the less NC-17 picture?

Yes - it most certainly is .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

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Oh fuck me I just got the reference and I fucking studied this stuff. It looked like a fucking carpenter's lathe to start off with.

Anyone want my brain? I need a new one.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Yes. Yes, it most definitely is. a million times less. @EmilyMiller is a bad girl and the Underground Lesbian Army has taken... note.

Sorry - am I to be confined to barracks, or maybe restrained in barracks?

Em

 

[joy_of_cooking]

...I will take your word for it.

 

[NoTalentHack]

I can’t take whips. Or won’t rather. Not proper whips anyway.

Too much skill required by the person wielding it and too much danger of injuries greater than intended.

I stick to whip-like things, like dragon tails. Or floggers. Or crops. Or paddles. Or straps. Or canes… I guess you get the idea.

Em

Have you been violating IT policy again?

 

[djrip]

Yes - it most certainly is .

Em

Darn timezones!

 

[onehitwanda]

Sorry - am I to be confined to barracks, or maybe restrained in barracks?

Em

We're still in negotiations. Una punched Vivien and broke her jaw and Tara's administering what is supposedly first aid but she's doing it to Una rather than Vivien... to be honest, babe, it's a shambles - can we get back to you once I've instilled some order in the ranks? I may... er... be a while...

 

[lc69hunter]

Ugh. second page of the current chapter of the story I'm reading instead of working isn't loading...

still that way

 

[Duleigh]

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Have you been violating IT policy again?

Ooo! I like what you did there - A Cat 5 of Nine Tails!