Have You Ever Caught Someone Masturbating?

I know there's a whole thread called Caught Masturbating, but that seems to be all about BEING caught. Have you ever accidentally found someone enjoying themselves? How did you react? Did they know you saw them? How did they react?
Since masturbation is a perfectly normal bodily function which everybody does, i don't understand the "caught" language. It's like if I "caught" my room mate peeing, I would excuse myself and leave her to her business. Same thing if I "caught" her masturbating. I guess I'm just not "uptight" enough about sex. Masturbation is just having sex with someone you love. What can be wong with that?
 
Years ago, on a Saturday morning, I woke up and saw my wife masturbating in bed. I was watching the covers rise and fall as she rubbed herself. I heard her breathing quicken, then she went stiff. I didn't disturb her since it was so fucking hot. Later, I mentioned to her how sexy I thought it was and she denied it. She said I must have been dreaming. I wasn't. I've brought it up a few times since and she still denies it. Yes. She's kind of a prude.
 
The second half of this https://literotica.com/s/interrupted-and-resumed is basically a true story lol (setting is different). Back in my really bad girl phase, lol, I was being transferred between prisons and the van broke down in the middle of nowhere and they took me to this podunk local jail at like 1 in the morning. At first, I didn't even notice anyone else was in there, but when they slammed the door and left, I saw this girl hunched up against the back wall on the floor fingering herself. She was clearly spun on something, so I went over and got her up and took her to the bed with me lol. I swear I got high off licking her pussy
 
I went to bed before my wife one night. She would often fall asleep on the couch. I woke around midnight and went downstairs to get . She was sound asleep with her pajamas around her ankles, knees spread wide and her hand on her pussy. I admired the view before waking her and taking her to bed. She wouldn't tell me what she had been watching.
 
My dad's second wife walked in on me when I was masturbating's to one of his playboy centerfolds that I had laded out on their bed. She took me by my hand and took me to their bathroom and told me to masturbate into the sink and clean up after I was done. She watched me masturbate until I came and then told me to clean up and left. Years later when my dad was dying I visited him in the hospital and after some small talk about the good old day's he told me out of the blue that Betty had caught me masturbating's. We both laughed and didn't say another word about it. At his open coffin funereal I was the last to see him and put a copy of playboy in his arms before they closed the coffin. I hope he and all the other angels get to see it.
I hope Betty provided some motivation for a happy ending.
 
Yeah. AT WORK! o_O The crazy Bastard...RIP! Had all fourteen inches ou,t stroking on it while he was talking to his Girlfriend...on MY desk phone!

We told him to put that THING away before a Boss or Female came through and reported him.

Later that day he had it out stroking it while talking it up with the sweet young thing running the sweeping machine.

Must have worked, she was limping for the next couple of days!:D
 
I have never caught anyone and although I would like to think that I would join in, I'm not sure what my reaction would be. I guess it would depend on the circumstances.
 
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