Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thank you both!

I wonder what the world record is for how many dick helicopters gets posted online in a day? can we break it? Will Guinness certify Justa's thread?

I actually tried to find the largest group of dudes helicoptering, but ended up watching porn instead. I got sidetracked. Sorry

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Absolutely stunning, and a very nice set of lingerie, if I may say so

Thank you.

So the Lit ladies wanted helicopters , I managed to drag myself out of my sick bed for this one , enjoy

You're gonna spoil us SiFi.

You is all we need
Damn

Thank you, Wolfie.
I needed that today.

 

[quickshadow]

well at least here is was all Tan, Nebs, Ten mostly. They all already know I'm weird.

You’re perfectly abnormally normal

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You’re perfectly abnormally normal

someday I hope to be rich enough to be perfectly eccentric. today is not that day.

 

[quickshadow]

someday I hope to be rich enough to be perfectly eccentric. today is not that day.

This week is not that week.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@SnowboardPeople you were supposed to post here

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My helicopter
Mizzler sucks

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

My helicopter
Mizzler sucks

I for one prefer yours, OP. Sorry @lmizzler

 

[jason28053]

My helicopter
Mizzler sucks

Can you make a little whirly sounds too?

 

[Mooface]

pop

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

pop

check you security settings.

You don't have access​

You can ask the person who shared the link to invite you directly

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Posting this here because OP thinks it should be a celebration for all the brats who post here and make this awesome thread 1,000 pages Thank you all

so do I thank you or OP?

 

[Mooface]

check you security settings.

You don't have access​

You can ask the person who shared the link to invite you directly

i think i fixed it or do i need to repost the link again

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

pop

thank you, and perfect.

Damn, I still have an excited giggle every time. never gets old.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I believe it should be me, thanking you for this awesome thread and side threads

well thank you.

So has OP talked to you Helicopters yet? AFAF

 

[Mooface]

thank you, and perfect.

Damn, I still have an excited giggle every time. never gets old.

glad i could help bring a giggle

 

[MatMacL616]

My helicopter
Mizzler sucks

Look at that thing spin…. Yes a little bit of a tuckatuckatuckatucka sound effect would really tie it together.

Side note: you look absolutely lovely in that bra

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

She has been talking about it but I need something in return. What's the female version of a helicopter? Like a vag submarine? Something submerged and propelling? Can't seem to put my finger on it.

well vag submarine, interesting. Fan blades sound a little complicated though. someone posted a handstand helicopter earlier, but that is like impossible. I just always went for like helicopter spinning twisting titties....with or without tassels, but maybe this needs more discussion and maybe more porn watching, for science. ya know, to be sure we have the best female alternative to the helicockter

 

[MatMacL616]

well vag submarine, interesting. Fan blades sound a little complicated though. someone posted a handstand helicopter earlier, but that is like impossible. I just always went for like helicopter spinning twisting titties....with or without tassels, but maybe this needs more discussion and maybe more porn watching, for science. ya know, to be sure we have the best female alternative to the helicockter

Justa I feel like you created the helicopter with two rotors, verses the penis-based single rotor.

Something I noticed is that the double rotor set up (yours in particular) created a remarkable amount of lift. Or thrust was it? Rise? One of those terms

 

[hotcarl2785]

well vag submarine, interesting. Fan blades sound a little complicated though. someone posted a handstand helicopter earlier, but that is like impossible. I just always went for like helicopter spinning twisting titties....with or without tassels, but maybe this needs more discussion and maybe more porn watching, for science. ya know, to be sure we have the best female alternative to the helicockter

Just slide a dildo in and whirl it around in your pussy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Posting this here because OP thinks it should be a celebration for all the brats who post here and make this awesome thread 1,000 pages Thank you all

I love it when your emojis work.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My 1000th post

Now poofed.
I don't think I'm sharing things properly so I've taken it down. Thanks to you all for the love

 

[stressedsubject]

My 1000th post

As I believe I'm the first to see this... my god Rose thank you

 

[RosewoodTulip]

As I believe I'm the first to see this... my god Rose thank you

I shared the filtered version the other day but it seemed appropriate to keep the original for this moment

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Snip

Simply gorgeous, Rose. (It pays to be an early riser!). Thank you for sharing.