Something just made me giggle

[EmilyMiller]

Just realized that my current strap line, “Pro-blow jobs”, sounds rather like an advert.

Why didn’t that occur to me before ?

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Can it be because you are blonde?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Can it be because you are blonde?

Hence the emojis, hun. Hence the emojis.

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Hence the emojis, hun. Hence the emojis.

Em

LOL. I just realized those emojis are blondes... I actually thought those were some yellow ghosts... I need a therapist

 

[EmilyMiller]

LOL. I just realized those emojis are blondes... I actually thought those were some yellow ghosts... I need a therapist

Apart from the eye color, the emoji looks a bit like me. At least from a year or two ago, before my face thinned out a bit.

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

before my face thinned out a bit.

Em

Lost some weight? or is it from all the "sucking"...

Couldn't help it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Lost some weight? or is it from all the "sucking"...

Couldn't help it.

My weight hasn’t changed in years. Neither has my diet, nor my general exercise regime. But my face used to be more moon-shaped when I was younger. Even if I was running 5 miles two or three times a week and doing rock climbing. It’s just slimmed in the last 12 - 18 months. I even sort of have cheekbones now, sort of. Age / changes in hormones or some shit. I look less like a teen and more my age, which is actually pretty cool.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Lost some weight? or is it from all the "sucking"...

Couldn't help it.

Maybe it’s the sucking though, Occam’s Razor.

Em

 

[BobbyBrandt]

Wasn't there a former strap line, "Glory Hole Guru" or similar?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Wasn't there a former strap line, "Glory Hole Guru" or similar?

Not me. Ones I can recall:

1. Submissive tendency
2. Trainee porn scribe
3. Tentacle ho
4. Craving misbehaving
5. Harmlessly moist

And a few angry ones recently.

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Maybe it’s the sucking though, Occam’s Razor.

Em

Well, next time try to "blow" instead. It will puff your cheeks back.
I am so helpful.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Blowing rather than sucking won't help; that's only an air effect, and not stable in fleshy tissue. Emily is clearly suffering from lack of hydration brought on by too much of an emphasis on BJs. She clearly needs to hydrate with some secretions from Skene's and Bartholin's Glands. Their major constituents are water, fructose, and glucose, and they can be found in the labia minora. The water and sugars will ensure a more permanent filling out of the buccal and other subdermal tissues of the face.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Blowing rather than sucking won't help; that's only an air effect, and not stable in fleshy tissue. Emily is clearly suffering from lack of hydration brought on by too much of an emphasis on BJs. She clearly needs to hydrate with some secretions from Skene's and Bartholin's Glands. Their major constituents are water, fructose, and glucose, and they can be found in the labia minora. The water and sugars will ensure a more permanent filling out of the buccal and other subdermal tissues of the face.

See I knew I was craving pussy for a reason

Em

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Blowing rather than sucking won't help; that's only an air effect, and not stable in fleshy tissue. Emily is clearly suffering from lack of hydration brought on by too much of an emphasis on BJs. She clearly needs to hydrate with some secretions from Skene's and Bartholin's Glands. Their major constituents are water, fructose, and glucose, and they can be found in the labia minora. The water and sugars will ensure a more permanent filling out of the buccal and other subdermal tissues of the face.

I stand corrected by your impeccable science

 

[Tio_Narratore]

See I knew I was craving pussy for a reason

Em

Happy to be of assistance.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Just realized that my current strap line, “Pro-blow jobs”, sounds rather like an advert.

Why didn’t that occur to me before ?

Em

Bordellos never seem to need advertising to get clients. That Bunny Ranch or whatever it's called in Nevada does have a sign in front.

Oh, of course, there is more than one. I never thought there was anything erotic about prostitution, and that's quite clear in the several stories I've written about it. As my heroine Nora puts it, "I'm running a business here, not a charity for horny dudes." (The guy has asked for an additional "freebie" on something.)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe...n_Ranch_sign.JPG/689px-Chicken_Ranch_sign.JPG

 

[EmilyMiller]

I never thought there was anything erotic about prostitution,

100% agree

Em