Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well I guess now that there is cake, I will add this gif. And yeah, I don't like having to lean on porn gifs, but you know what I don't have a video of? Yeah, well at least not in the past decade, I might have something on VHS lol. The irony that I'd have no issue creating a blow job gif is not lost on me either.

https://i1.lensdump.com/i/kdnUFq.gif

Anyway, if anyone has a home made cunnilingus gif, if y'all could drop it here please. thanks.

 

[Klqka]

I might have something on VHS lol.

Ah, the times when the home porn video production was an actual production, you had to set up the camera, the lighting to not look like a complete ass, and then the grainy quality made things look so much worse. Marvelous times.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ah, the times when the home porn video production was an actual production, you had to set up the camera, the lighting to not look like a complete ass, and then the grainy quality made things look so much worse. Marvelous times.

honestly, I have always been more low class. I just slapped the camera on a tripod in the corner. What will be, will be. Though, I was younger then too, so I could look decent in most angles and lighting back then one of those gifts of youth.

 

[Klqka]

honestly, I have always been more low class. I just slapped the camera on a tripod in the corner. What will be, will be. Though, I was younger then too, so I could look decent in most angles and lighting back then one of those gifts of youth.

With time we discovered handheld was the way to go, awkward as fuck but no more arguing about angles and your pussy can't be seen in those shadows.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

With time we discovered handheld was the way to go, awkward as fuck but no more arguing about angles and your pussy can't be seen in those shadows.

honestly, I never even watched most of them. It was never about the video, it was about the act. The turn on was being filmed.

 

[Klqka]

honestly, I never even watched most of them. It was never about the video, it was about the act. The turn on was being filmed.

To this day I've only browsed through my personal smut collection, to mostly move the files around. Who has the time to watch themselves flop around like a melting pancake?

 

[Inbef]

To this day I've only browsed through my personal smut collection, to mostly move the files around. Who has the time to watch themselves flop around like a melting pancake?

Hmmm, pancakes...

 

[Klqka]

Hmmm, pancakes...

https://i.imgur.com/lZuZPO4.jpg

 

[Lindi37]

I teased my Dom saying I had taken booty hole pics that I might share...

He made me send all four and tell you. I'm really embarrassed because I hate my bootyhole, but the weirdo seems to like it

This is a public service announcement to express my most sincere and heartfelt remorse in calling my Dom a ‘weirdo’ and for being a ‘brat’. It won’t happen ever again

 

[LupineOne]

This is a public service announcement to express my most sincere and heartfelt remorse in calling my Dom a ‘weirdo’ and for being a ‘brat’. It won’t happen ever again

Lies. And thank goodness for that! We love you just the way you are!

 

[Lindi37]

Lies. And thank goodness for that! We love you just the way you are!

Sssshhhh, I’m being sincere

 

[LittleSwitchy]

This is a public service announcement to express my most sincere and heartfelt remorse in calling my Dom a ‘weirdo’ and for being a ‘brat’. It won’t happen ever again

Me thinks your Dominant saw this and either punished you or will punish you

 

[LupineOne]

Sssshhhh, I’m being sincere

Nope. I refuse to believe that. I like bratty Lindi too much

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is there a theme today?

 

[SixShooter14]

Is there a theme today?

I believe it was suits (or at least whatever passes as a suit in your area)

 

[hotoldrguy]

I believe it was suits (or at least whatever passes as a suit in your area)

I thought that was on the "fuck it" list thread

 

[SixShooter14]

I thought that was on the "fuck it" list thread

some themes cross societal boundaries


Edit: and I'm far too lazy to dress/undress multiple themes in 1 day

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This is a public service announcement to express my most sincere and heartfelt remorse in calling my Dom a ‘weirdo’ and for being a ‘brat’. It won’t happen ever again

ok so how exactly are you now resisting the urge to call him a weirdo in like 5 different ways including making up a song and singing it in a sing songy voice and sending it in a video, and then blowing a raspberry and going nana nana nana. Asking for a friend

(yeah I don't dom/sub right hahaha. I don't even know who your dom is but now I really want to make a weirdo song. that much I do know)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thought that was on the "fuck it" list thread

it shall be accepted here too.

 

[Klqka]

it shall be accepted here too.

you are one gracious ruler aren't ya

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

you are one gracious ruler aren't ya

I am. I am mostly into participation. Accept I am your ruler and make an effort to entertain me, and I am a happy happy gal.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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looks very nice. So is that what would be considered a "nice suit"? Honestly, I can't tell fancy pants suits from department store suits. It isn't like they are purses or something.

 

[hotoldrguy]

poof

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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yeah, looks very nice.

 

[hotoldrguy]

looks very nice. So is that what would be considered a "nice suit"? Honestly, I can't tell fancy pants suits from department store suits. It isn't like they are purses or something.

A decent suit at least. Not super fancy pants LOL