"I like your moustache." "Thanks, do you wanna sit on it?"

[Britva415]

Story idea definitely not based on any barista interactions which happened today...

#inb4 any flames about my eight-dollar doubleshot hell-roast half-caf light foam no-rind Saint Macchiato slow-pull orecchiette drink: Wrong! I was there buying beans. To take and brew at home.

Tell you what, regarding all her pointy piercings, which I didn't mind looking at, I nevertheless won't be sitting on her face anytime soon. Beyond that, she was cute and charming and I appreciated the compliment.

It is an attention getter. A little out of the ordinary, size wise.

Talking about the moustache, natch.

 

[DarkSollat]

Story idea definitely not based on any barista interactions which happened today...

#inb4 any flames about my eight-dollar doubleshot hell-roast half-caf light foam no-rind Saint Macchiato slow-pull orecchiette drink: Wrong! I was there buying beans. To take and brew at home.

Tell you what, regarding all her pointy piercings, which I didn't mind looking at, I nevertheless won't be sitting on her face anytime soon. Beyond that, she was cute and charming and I appreciated the compliment.

It is an attention getter. A little out of the ordinary, size wise.

Talking about the moustache, natch.

Dude, I have 0 idea what you're talking about

 

[sirhugs]

Dude, I have 0 idea what you're talking about

those must be some magic coffee beans!

 

[Britva415]

Dude, I have 0 idea what you're talking about

Simple, the topic title is the story idea. Basically just a pickup line - or possibly two of them, one after the other.

The rest of it was just the situation which made me think about it.

I'm married, so, no, I didn't ask her right then and there in real life if she wanted a moustache ride.

 

[Carnevil9]

"I like your mustache."

"Thanks! You should see my mom's."

 

[Britva415]

I'm married, so, no, I didn't ask her right then and there in real life if she wanted a moustache ride.

Today I would.

No, honestly, I might not use that particular pickup line, but, things have changed and my marriage is permissive enough for this now.

Still might write a "Moustache Ride" story sometime.