Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[draconus_infernus]

I have not stopped pondering that since the episode of Discovery with the Klingon peeing two urine streams against the wall at that Orion Trading Post.

Mmaybe the world isn't ready for a DP fleshlight. Well, not the straight world anyways

That was the exact scene I was thinking of! There’s a group on Facebook called Star Trek Shitposting, and there was quite a while when most of the memes were about Klingon cocks, and whether or not Worf was DPing Jadzia Dax every time they had sex.

 

[draconus_infernus]

it is all well and good until you see my special effects contact lenses. The makeup, the wardrobe etc is one thing, but the white eyes, red eyes, wolf eyes, cat eyes, they are kind of creepy. A lot of people have trouble haha. Helloween is going to call for creepy contacts.

That sounds like some of the people I hang around with, only they don’t wait for Halloween to break out the contacts.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

That was the exact scene I was thinking of! There’s a group on Facebook called Star Trek Shitposting, and there was quite a while when most of the memes were about Klingon cocks, and whether or not Worf was DPing Jadzia Dax every time they had sex.

That would explain the smirk...

Drugs just kicked in. Back in an hour or so.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well I didn't find any Klingon porn to get sucked into, but I found this masterpiece which answered my two cock curiosity. Oh I love rule 34.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well I didn't find any Klingon porn to get sucked into, but I found this masterpiece which answered my two cock curiosity. Oh I love rule 34.

WTAF!!!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

it is all well and good until you see my special effects contact lenses. The makeup, the wardrobe etc is one thing, but the white eyes, red eyes, wolf eyes, cat eyes, they are kind of creepy. A lot of people have trouble haha. Helloween is going to call for creepy contacts.

Oh hell no. I’m not putting anything on my eyes. No contacts for me. No no no

 

[Lmizzler]

Well I didn't find any Klingon porn to get sucked into, but I found this masterpiece which answered my two cock curiosity. Oh I love rule 34.

Oh. My. Word!

I am speechless Justa!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

WTAF!!!

yeah, lol. totally the weirdness I was hoping that would lead me down. I think that will win weirdest today.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh. My. Word!

I am speechless Justa!

sorry, don't click my google porn search links, It probably won't be good.

 

[Lmizzler]

sorry, don't click my google porn search links, It probably won't be good.

Too late. I knew better but did it anyway.

Now I’m trying to decide if I’d like having two dicks or not. I’m sure that complicates some things!

 

[Inbef]

scaring the neighbors
I didn't want to scare you so I poofed it

How considerate of you!

 

[hotoldrguy]

yeah, lol. totally the weirdness I was hoping that would lead me down. I think that will win weirdest today.

Cannot wait to see what your trophy looks like

 

[Cogan]

Well I didn't find any Klingon porn to get sucked into, but I found this masterpiece which answered my two cock curiosity. Oh I love rule 34.

yeah, lol. totally the weirdness I was hoping that would lead me down. I think that will win weirdest today.

Well, Doctor Who had two hearts and Zaphod Beeblebrox had two heads, so why not?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Too late. I knew better but did it anyway.

Now I’m trying to decide if I’d like having two dicks or not. I’m sure that complicates some things!

I'm down for trying and finding out. just saying.

 

[Moochienanu]

I think I’m giving up
There is, once again,
Nothing I need here.
I’ll likely be back,
But for now,
Stay safe
Stay happy
Stay who you want to be.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I'm down for trying and finding out. just saying.

Because I am a good friend, and because Happy Justa posts lots (yes, I am self-interested too), here is a link to "Doubledickdude". Posted after surgery to separate the left and right wang, because they were joined for the first three inches. Yep, two eight inch (soft) cocks.



Click at your own peril.

You're welcome.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think I’m giving up
There is, once again,
Nothing I need here.
I’ll likely be back,
But for now,
Stay safe
Stay happy
Stay who you want to be.

Sorry you are leaving. You will be missed. I hope you find whatever you feel you are missing

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I think I’m giving up
There is, once again,
Nothing I need here.
I’ll likely be back,
But for now,
Stay safe
Stay happy
Stay who you want to be.

Be well my friend. Hurry back, but wait until you're ready. Don't be a stranger.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Because I am a good friend, and because Happy Justa posts lots (yes, I am self-interested too), here is a link to "Doubledickdude". Posted after surgery to separate the left and right wang, because they were joined for the first three inches. Yep, two eight inch (soft) cocks.



Click at your own peril.

You're welcome.

oh, I am so going to find that reddit AMA. I have so many questions, hopefully others asked.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I’m giving up
There is, once again,
Nothing I need here.
I’ll likely be back,
But for now,
Stay safe
Stay happy
Stay who you want to be.

come back soon. We like having you. (or if you want to instead go flame fake chicks to vent frustration instead, I will help)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

oh, I am so going to find that reddit AMA. I have so many questions, hopefully others asked.

Oh, good. I was afraid this was another drug-induced hallucination. I get lots, but seeing two dicks would be just my luck. (Relatively few naked babes dancing, sadly).

 

[positiveflirt]

Chaos! I haven't been around much lately due to some Plot, but you're all still looking great!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Chaos! I haven't been around much lately due to some Plot, but you're all still looking great!

is plot a euphemism for something kinky?

 

[positiveflirt]

is plot a euphemism for something kinky?

I mean, that depends on what you find kinky

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I mean, that depends on what you find kinky

Everything if you have a decent imagination and are brave