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OrdinaryPerson said:
Oh thats a new angle of you we havent seen before. Interesting between the amount of hair on your top half vs bottom half...
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Lower is still hairy. Legs are UBER white though.
I figured y’all post lotta pics. Only fair if I put something out there
 
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
@ToPleaseHim I promised a heads up if I was going to fuck with a fake chick. Yeah, I have to fuck with this one. I've been sitting on some things on sale in her collectable store and I'm angling for a better coupon that what I have. 🤣 I take my deal hunting more seriously than I take my porn. Just ask Ordinary, she gets it.
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Dammit

First i misread that through my delauded haze. I missed "with a fake" and just read "fuck a chick". That got my full attention. Even more after I saw her pics. Then I read the full thread...

Then, oh fuck! Go Justa...get rid of the guy!

I am sure if you point this out to her (the real one) you'll get your coupon...heck, she should hire you to beta test stuff.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
@ToPleaseHim I promised a heads up if I was going to fuck with a fake chick. Yeah, I have to fuck with this one. I've been sitting on some things on sale in her collectable store and I'm angling for a better coupon that what I have. 🤣 I take my deal hunting more seriously than I take my porn. Just ask Ordinary, she gets it.
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I am confused. As usual. Is this an inside joke?
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Dammit

First i misread that through my delauded haze. I missed "with a fake" and just read "fuck a chick". That got my full attention. Even more after I saw her pics. Then I read the full thread...

Then, oh fuck! Go Justa...get rid of the guy!

I am sure if you point this out to her (the real one) you'll get your coupon...heck, she should hire you to beta test stuff.
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haha, sorry no chick fucking involved lol.


and you know that was my angle. 🤣 I screenshot all of it. totally angling for vip shopper status. It is a halloween and toy store. Only thing better would be an adult toy store.
 
hotoldrguy said:
I am confused. As usual. Is this an inside joke?
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just that ordinaryperson would get me wanting a better coupon, because we run in the same bored mom shopping circles we found. but no, I am sure a 1% onlyfans model who owns a successful halloween and horror collectable store and horror restaurant in Vegas is not kicking it on lit with her pictures. She charges $2 a minute to talk lol.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
haha, sorry no chick fucking involved lol.


and you know that was my angle. 🤣 I screenshot all of it. totally angling for vip shopper status. It is a halloween and toy store. Only thing better would be an adult toy store.
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Wait...a Million Dollar Idea...an adult horror toystore. It could bring a fresh meaning to "Frankenweenie"....Godzilla vibrators...Klingon fleshlights...think of the bondage stuff...
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Wait...a Million Dollar Idea...an adult horror toystore. It could bring a fresh meaning to "Frankenweenie"....Godzilla vibrators...Klingon fleshlights...think of the bondage stuff...
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So, since Klingon men have two dicks - yes, they have two, I’m not making this up - would the Klingon Fleshlight accommodate a pair of phalluses?

I mean, think about it. If the dudes are packing a pair of peckers, wouldn’t it stand to reason that the women have dual pussies?
 
LittleSwitchy said:
I’m thinking you’d be fun to take Helloween and toy shopping.
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it is all well and good until you see my special effects contact lenses. The makeup, the wardrobe etc is one thing, but the white eyes, red eyes, wolf eyes, cat eyes, they are kind of creepy. A lot of people have trouble haha. Helloween is going to call for creepy contacts.
 
draconus_infernus said:
So, since Klingon men have two dicks - yes, they have two, I’m not making this up - would the Klingon Fleshlight accommodate a pair of phalluses?

I mean, think about it. If the dudes are packing a pair of peckers, wouldn’t it stand to reason that the women have dual pussies?
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and now I am googling klingon porn.. wish me luck.
 
draconus_infernus said:
So, since Klingon men have two dicks - yes, they have two, I’m not making this up - would the Klingon Fleshlight accommodate a pair of phalluses?

I mean, think about it. If the dudes are packing a pair of peckers, wouldn’t it stand to reason that the women have dual pussies?
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I have not stopped pondering that since the episode of Discovery with the Klingon peeing two urine streams against the wall at that Orion Trading Post.

Mmaybe the world isn't ready for a DP fleshlight. Well, not the straight world anyways :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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