What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Acktion]

People say, "penny for your thoughts." But, people give "their two cents worth."

They also say, "in for a penny, in for a pound."

And now I'm listening to Van Halen's Poundcake. And it seems somehow appropriate.

 

[LustyScribe]

My parents are getting older…and crazier….

I take it as a badge of honor that my adult kids say that about us.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Why do white people make gummies strong….

I'm not invited to the meetings myself, but I think it's so Taylor Swift lyrics sound meaningful.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not invited to the meetings myself, but I think it's so Taylor Swift lyrics sound meaningful.

I would bring it up at our next press conference, see what the official response is.

 

[LikeableMe]

Yeah, it's very rare that I stumble upon whatever the "magic" combination is. So, yeah, I end up with breakfast. Fortunately, I do like breakfast, but...

But you’d happily skip the breakfast for the morning sex, right?

 

[LustyScribe]

But you’d happily skip the breakfast for the morning sex, right?

Every.single.day.

 

[RubyBlacklikesporn]

Thinking how I desperately need someone to eat me out and I should just let go of my standards and just date someone

 

[AmberLGreen]

That I need to get dressed today. Spent the whole of yesterday in pyjamas and it is now afternoon and I am still in pyjamas (clean ones)

 

[ydahecnot]

That I need to get dressed today. Spent the whole of yesterday in pyjamas and it is now afternoon and I am still in pyjamas (clean ones)

Yes, remove those pajamas.

 

[ashesatwork]

I purchased new panties over the weekend and I gotta say... the ass looks good today

 

[ydahecnot]

I purchased new panties over the weekend and I gotta say... the ass looks good today

…or it didn’t happen

 

[SassySheDevil]

That was probably the longest weekend ever. My mammogram will forever stress me out. I will always freak out moving forward. I know this will be something for the rest of my life, but it doesn't take away the anxiety. Everything came back clear, and I can now breathe. Thank you to those trying to distract my mind. I appreciate you.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That was probably the longest weekend ever. My mammogram will forever stress me out. I will always freak out moving forward. I know this will be something for the rest of my life, but it doesn't take away the anxiety. Everything came back clear, and I can now breathe. Thank you to those trying to distract my mind. I appreciate you.

Knew it'd be good news. Dr. Wonky knows these things.

 

[steelyblue73]

Allergy/sinus headache on a Monday. Can I be done now?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Knew it'd be good news. Dr. Wonky knows these things.

Dr Wonky also tells women to bend over... just not cough.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Dr Wonky also tells women to bend over... just not cough.

I seem to remember you weren't complaining at the time!

It was all, "ooh doctor, I do hope your probe isn't as cold as your stethoscope!"

 

[munch2much]

I do love a nice hot bath. Ahhhh

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Sorry sugar, you’re going to have to share your title with me today

I *may* be posting this so I can kill the thread. It's my turn!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I was tempted to text a toxic ex today. I’m sick and want cuddles and to pampered. So I went back and read old text. I am now physically sick and not so lonely. Yeah… he was that bad.

 

[Dunes_et_Soleil]

After performing extensive tests, I have found that you cannot clean your dirty mind by taking a shower.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I don't know why I'm still here

 

[PassionsFlame]

Debating whether or not to get dressed.

 

[Taegul]

If I don't get this phone call I'm waiting on pretty soon, I might be on the evening news.

 

[OtherMan]

Can someone check my math here…

Heart on Sleeve = Head up Ass

 

[ashesatwork]

Can someone check my math here…

Heart on Sleeve = Head up Ass

Spot on.