Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Dubinsky]

sure.

https://i3.lensdump.com/i/ECuutF.gif

you expected a not safe for lit link, didn't ya? today is full frontal friday. Tomorrow may be self pleasure Saturday though

Is that the one the delivery guy passive-aggressively added to your order?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh man. I was just expecting a pic of the dildo but that is so much better.

I do try to be an overachiever, sometimes.

 

[hotoldrguy]

sure.

https://i3.lensdump.com/i/ECuutF.gif

you expected a not safe for lit link, didn't ya? today is full frontal friday. Tomorrow may be self pleasure Saturday though

do love your gif's! Think the group is up for self pleasure Saturday?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is that the one the delivery guy passive-aggressively added to your order?

yes, it is. well I like to believe so anyway. no idea how it got in the box. but I like to think he was saying "go fuck yourself" because awesomeness. I totally obliged

 

[hornymuse]

beginning with Sportsball. Sportsball sized tits anyway.

Earlier in Chaos

https://imgur.com/AGp3hy3

Those tits need a hard cock between them.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

do love your gif's! Think the group is up for self pleasure Saturday?

I don't know, but virgin eyes can not clicky the links.

 

[Dubinsky]

yes, it is. well I like to believe so anyway. no idea how it got in the box. but I like to think he was saying "go fuck yourself" because awesomeness. I totally obliged

If tomorrow's self-pleasure Saturday, you can figure out how to get it in the box.

*rimshot*

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Those tits need a hard cock between them.

from your lips to someone's cock, man.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Those tits need a hard cock between them.

I am also appreciating the irony now that the comment is on the first gif and not the one above.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Looks like I missed an interesting chat while I was full of Hydromorphone. It give lucid dreams and very real hallucinations.

Anyway, a pic of me doing the backstroke last summer. Totally not faked..

https://i.cbc.ca/1.6825580.1682689138!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_1180/iceberg.jpg

Ok. It's The "Dicky Berg" an iceberg off the coast of Newfoundland. The pic was taken by a guy from Dildo, Newfoundland (it's a real place; Google it)

Bit of a choad, no?

How much blue tape do we have? AFAF.

I think I want to go to Dildo now. just saying

 

[Mooface]

I have always liked the idea of full frontal fridays https://www.***********/s/f3dzjycnoveaduz/20230428_164950.jpg?dl=0

 

[SixShooter14]

full indeed

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I have always liked the idea of full frontal fridays https://www.***********/s/f3dzjycnoveaduz/20230428_164950.jpg?dl=0

no argument from me. I like it too

 

[SiFi]

It's Saturday here now but I'll squeeze in on Full Frontal Friday by bending the time zone rules, just about clean teeth before bed.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's Saturday here now but I'll squeeze in on Full Frontal Friday by bending the time zone rules, just about clean teeth before bed.

thank you for squeezing that in. Still Friday here.

 

[Padres61]

And Sportsball Chaos after hours

https://imgur.com/Zgwn8VC

You are beautiful

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You are beautiful

Well thank you, and welcome to Chaos Undressed. Good luck.

 

[Padres61]

sure.

https://i3.lensdump.com/i/ECuutF.gif

you expected a not safe for lit link, didn't ya? today is full frontal friday. Tomorrow may be self pleasure Saturday though

Wow!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wow!

thanks and uh oh, sounds like someone is getting lured in.

 

[Padres61]

thanks and uh oh, sounds like someone is getting lured in.

If I keep looking through your posts I will definitely get lured in!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

well my word to image ratio is shot to hell so pointless cleavage

They're practically in 3-D there. It's hard to look away.

I won’t even pretend to know how to gif like Justa, so here are some stationary boobs to help offset the verbiage I’ve been posting.

Beautiful

Well, I can assure you all that this is 100 percent Trubby...

And 100% great

Well, I’m up earlier than I wanted to be after my second night of bad sleep in a row. What does that have to do with anything?
Nothing.
So here’s some censored full frontal.

Since we seem to be doing full frontal with a bit of censoring

[pic removed for quote]

So true

TGIF, gentlemen.

Dammit, I didn't get the memo

Glad you didn't. That's a great photo.

I can work with that

I do enjoy you uncensored.

Have a great weekend, fellow Litsters! Nap before bar...

Enjoying my mountain view and a cup of coffee this morning...

Thanks for sharing!

Fully clothed Friday right?
I see your Target Dads video and I challenge them to a park off for the best parking spot in the lot.

You can park in my spot anytime.

 

[Lmizzler]

You can park in my spot anytime.

If that’s not dripping with innuendo, I don’t know what is.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

sure.

https://i3.lensdump.com/i/ECuutF.gif

you expected a not safe for lit link, didn't ya? today is full frontal friday. Tomorrow may be self pleasure Saturday though

I have.gotta say, that is one lucky dildo.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

If that’s not dripping with innuendo, I don’t know what is.

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

 

[Lmizzler]

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

Hangs up sign

“Parking in Rear”