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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Damn straight I lounge around my home folding laundry and doing dishes like the queen I fucking am. lol

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My bored mom's club all picked up tiaras for this joke. Desperate housewife syndrome is real. We be some bored bitches.
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You would be so fun to play Pretty Pretty Princess with.
PlanetaryNebula said:
I love your seal AV OP!
Hi!
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Hi NEBS!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well thanks.

But now you must understand my Target theory. When you know a group of women are so bored they will organize tiara purchases for something new to do, Target theory holds weight.
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What is target theory and have you seen this?

 
OrdinaryPerson said:
You would be so fun to play Pretty Pretty Princess with.

Hi NEBS!


What is target theory and have you seen this?

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First, what is Pretty Pretty Princess. Is it dirty? lol.

and omg hysterical. However, if men start wanting to go to Target with their wives, it hurts my Target theory.

My Target theory. Basically, the hard core Target moms are a serious case of transference. A large portion of them were the wild children who were always up for adventure and the taste of something new. Those types are prone to the more slutty aspects of tasting something new. They, however got older, threw themselves into mom life, yoga pants and all, and eventually forgot how they like to have fun. So when craving interaction and something new, they meet at Target as all they know. Not exactly fulfilling though. Even more obvious is women who really liked the thrill of the hunt of the dating/hook up scene on top of the feel and taste of something new. This is witnessed by the transference into the deal hunting scene. Do you really think women are that excited saving 50cents on toilet paper or finding that tacky mug in the clearance section? Nope. The ones with higher needs for the rush, start to venture to Target alone, because they no longer have any idea where to go when looking for a rush and that is the best idea they have.

So go to Target to pick up frustrated Milfs. Many of the Target women are bored, frustrated, and want to take home something new that they don’t even need, just because they need the thrill, rush, and interaction. You can be the something new they take home just for a cheap thrill. Start with a Target with a Starbucks, Look for a woman in yoga pants who looks a little frustrated at not finding anything in clearance, let her educate you on something, finish the conversation in the Starbucks, dangle the offer of something new just for an hour or two, no impact to her life. The next time, that something new y’all do may not just be a new restaurant down the road.
 
CthuluLives said:
Busy busy, working, making plans, sold my car, doctor visits, booking a city break, trying to plan my birthday coming up soon, all go!

Gonna be 50 on the 4th o July, yee-haw! 😁

I wonder if I'll get 50 boobs! 🤣
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Well, I will put it on my calendar to send you boobs? Does that count as one or two? like we count senders or the tits themselves?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well, I will put it on my calendar to send you boobs? Does that count as one or two? like we count senders or the tits themselves?
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Ooh that's a good point.. I think it might need tae be boobs, im not sure you'd get 50 ladies on here that contribute like that! But dammit I'm willing to let people give it a go! 😆🥰
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
First, what is Pretty Pretty Princess. Is it dirty? lol.
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No, its a kid board game where you put jewelry on to win....
but im sure you could find a way to make it dirty...
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and omg hysterical. However, if men start wanting to go to Target with their wives, it hurts my Target theory.

My Target theory. Basically, the hard core Target moms are a serious case of transference. A large portion of them were the wild children who were always up for adventure and the taste of something new. Those types are prone to the more slutty aspects of tasting something new. They, however got older, threw themselves into mom life, yoga pants and all, and eventually forgot how they like to have fun. So when craving interaction and something new, they meet at Target as all they know. Not exactly fulfilling though. Even more obvious is women who really liked the thrill of the hunt of the dating/hook up scene on top of the feel and taste of something new. This is witnessed by the transference into the deal hunting scene. Do you really think women are that excited saving 50cents on toilet paper or finding that tacky mug in the clearance section? Nope. The ones with higher needs for the rush, start to venture to Target alone, because they no longer have any idea where to go when looking for a rush and that is the best idea they have.

So go to Target to pick up frustrated Milfs. Many of the Target women are bored, frustrated, and want to take home something new that they don’t even need, just because they need the thrill, rush, and interaction. You can be the something new they take home just for a cheap thrill. Start with a Target with a Starbucks, Look for a woman in yoga pants who looks a little frustrated at not finding anything in clearance, let her educate you on something, finish the conversation in the Starbucks, dangle the offer of something new just for an hour or two, no impact to her life. The next time, that something new y’all do may not just be a new restaurant down the road.
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Ok... im gonna close my gift closet door and call my therapist for a refund because youve figured out more about me in one theory post than years of therapy could....
 
OrdinaryPerson said:
No, its a kid board game where you put jewelry on to win....
but im sure you could find a way to make it dirty...

Ok... im gonna close my gift closet door and call my therapist for a refund because youve figured out more about me in one theory post than years of therapy could....
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haha. I can make everything dirty.

I also predict without finding a better way, the gift closet will never be empty, you will find things in the back many years too young for the children in mind, and if you ever vanished, family members can use your gift closet to give gifts from you for decades to come.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
haha. I can make everything dirty.

I also predict without finding a better way, the gift closet will never be empty, you will find things in the back many years too young for the children in mind, and if you ever vanished, family members can use your gift closet to give gifts from you for decades to come.
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And also diapers... where you there for the free diapers? I still have diapers 🤣🤣🤣
 
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