Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It’s awesome! I wanna play Lit bingo!

well you can play a randomized version of my text list

https://mfbc.us/m/ma3ver8

or create your own https://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generator (need 24 text items if you turn on free space)

 

[hotoldrguy]

well you can play a randomized version of my text list

https://mfbc.us/m/ma3ver8

or create your own https://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generator (need 24 text items if you turn on free space)

I wondered how you did that. Yours looked so much better than mine in the contest

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Take me to bed...

Well now...

Here’s a redo of the first pic I posted on Lit. Wish I had the old version to side-by-side it. Ah well. Hair is shorter and I’ve gained a few, but it’s still fun to post my “good side.”
Up for a bit.

Great pic, FAS.
Not to sound unappreciative, but Justa did suggest that today be an "ass day". I seem to recall that you have a particularly fine one of those.

Damn straight I lounge around my home folding laundry and doing dishes like the queen I fucking am. lol

My bored mom's club all picked up tiaras for this joke. Desperate housewife syndrome is real. We be some bored bitches.

Eat your hearts out, Kate and Meghan.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I wondered how you did that. Yours looked so much better than mine in the contest

well know you know, yeah, nothing special, just a slacker using a card generator.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This is not your first reference to the Target theory.. I believe you

indeed. I am trying to make it common household knowledge. That and "The best part of waking up is your tongue in my cunt". I figure if I speak to it enough, it will catch on.

 

[hotoldrguy]

So it is ass day
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[Joxlrg]

I volunteer for that wake up call

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Im a hopeless Indiana Jones fan too... Enjoyed all 4 movies

SAME!!!!! Last Crusade is definitely my favorite

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So it is ass day
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Hot damn Guy!!!!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hot damn Guy!!!!!!

Thanks Nebs!

 

[Doublethebubble]

Take me to bed...

Damn! I will be your sleeping buddy any time!

 

[Doublethebubble]

Well thanks.

But now you must understand my Target theory. When you know a group of women are so bored they will organize tiara purchases for something new to do, Target theory holds weight.

Ugh. Target left Canada. I wonder what the next best equivalent store would be to go to.

 

[Klqka]

So it is ass day
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NGL, that's a good cake

 

[AngelicaS1780]

thanks. They are cute. my boring black mom panties are still more comfortable though.

In honor of the boring black mom panties...

 

[Joxlrg]

Ugh. Target left Canada. I wonder what the next best equivalent store would be to go to.

Canadian Tire

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So it is ass day
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thank you for your um um participation

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Damn! I will be your sleeping buddy any time!

Careful... I'll take you up on that! No clothes allowed.

 

[Joxlrg]

In honor of the boring black mom panties...

Delicious.. They look so good on you.. Nice butt BTW

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In honor of the boring black mom panties...

nice. Boring black mom panties, totally awesome. I love them much.

 

[Klqka]

In honor of the boring black mom panties...

I salute those

 

[Lmizzler]

In honor of the boring black mom panties...

Nothing boring about them at all. Looking great

 

[AngelicaS1780]

So it is ass day

It certainly is.

Delicious.. They look so good on you.. Nice butt BTW

Thanks!

nice. Boring black mom panties, totally awesome. I love them much.

Agreed.

I salute those

Thank you.

 

[Doublethebubble]

Careful... I'll take you up on that! No clothes allowed.

It is only fair as you are already naked.

 

[Doublethebubble]

Canadian Tire

Hmm… probably a good pick…a little less classy than Target but then again so is Canada.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Canadian Tire

I am not Canadian, but that doesn't sound right at all. Do bored women gather at Canadian Tire?

Ugh. Target left Canada. I wonder what the next best equivalent store would be to go to.

IDK, maybe Walmart if Klassy chicks work?