Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[PlanetaryNebula]

I programmed my right one to open my phone on a spare biometric profile. It accepted it. I guess shapes, bumps, milk duct profiles etc offer a unique enough biometric pattern to be acceptable.

Did you do it where you use it to open it with your fingerprint?

 

[missswannie]

Did you do it where you use it to open it with your fingerprint?

Yes. On a Samsung mobile

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes. On a Samsung mobile

Have you had someone else try to open your phone with their nipple?

 

[SixShooter14]

or tried your other nip? just for science

 

[lanceGibs]

Have you had someone else try to open your phone with their nipple?

I have programmed my phone to suckle

 

[missswannie]

Have you had someone else try to open your phone with their nipple?

No I haven't had the right friend come over since doing it that would understand my need to borrow a nipple for a second. So untested.

But if you want to pop by for a science experiment it could be fun to be definitive.

 

[missswannie]

or tried your other nip? just for science

Hauled my left boob out to test it. No it didn't recognise it. Right opened it again. Enough difference.
Unscientific. Mine behave that way and score enough uniqueness in the 10 or more different presses in the recording stage. If anyone else has spare biometric profiles available I'd love to know if you can record a unique one. Someone more medical and technological can probably identify the factors and uniqueness.

 

[SixShooter14]

Hauled my left boob out to test it. No it didn't recognise it. Right opened it again. Enough difference.
Unscientific. Mine behave that way and score enough uniqueness in the 10 or more different presses in the recording stage. If anyone else has spare biometric profiles available I'd love to know if you can record a unique one. Someone more medical and technological can probably identify the factors and uniqueness.

I tried, but it wasn't easy. Took several tries of moving around and such to get a full scan

 

[missswannie]

No more piccys from me as I seem to have got the same bug as @missswannie , I can't add links etc.
Going to look into more later when I have more time.
Any ideas much appreciated.
The grey box at the top of the reply box is just light grey with nothing highlighted apart from the three dot bits.

No update from anyone at Lit on it to date. I am assuming it has to be individual and not an overall glitch, so probably user profile and permissions based.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I wonder what the unlock biometric needs.
Like can I use a nipple, peen, my Noassatall?

 

[SiFi]

You know I love science. And I have time on my hands. So send your left boob, nipple exposed to me. I will examine, clarify and organize a list.

I will gladly verify your work there Tan, for science, because that the proper way to do science. I know it's a lot of work but we must follow all the correct procedures. Check, check again and independent verification.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Good morning!!

It’s baby Yoda.

 

[Awaywego]

This is how drunk I am - posted in the wrong thread…
But I think I’ll leave it -
Help to dilute.

Love it, there is no wrong on your words! Always meaninhful.

 

[Awaywego]

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It was a waste
We knew it before starting
But sometimes even resources
And time
Should be wasted
On a hope.

Powerful!

 

[Awaywego]

For morale
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Def perked morale!

 

[missswannie]

The kids old basketball coach was manning the fundraiser hotdog stand down at the local Bunnings (giant hardware chain) store today. I got back to my car and he had written his phone number on the paper wrapping.
Black track pants and big period guts hanging out and all. Doing ok...

Probably still has one of the girls sports stuff or something from years ago and wants to get rid of it, but hey, can have dirty thoughts.

 

[Awaywego]

Good morning, Chaos! Running behind but croissants are up, eat while I shower or shower with and I will serve!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

The kids old basketball coach was manning the fundraiser hotdog stand down at the local Bunnings (giant hardware chain) store today. I got back to my car and he had written his phone number on the paper wrapping.
Black track pants and big period guts hanging out and all. Doing ok...

Probably still has one of the girls sports stuff or something from years ago and wants to get rid of it, but hey, can have dirty thoughts.

Maybe he wants to give you a kielbasa?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good morning. Happy Hump day.

https://i.lensdump.com/i/ETnukc.md.jpeg

 

[Joxlrg]

Good morning. Happy Hump day.

https://i.lensdump.com/i/ETnukc.md.jpeg

Love those humps.. And outside ta boot.
Thank You

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Love those humps.. And outside ta boot.
Thank You

thanks, and yeah why not wish the neighbors a happy hump day too lol.

 

[Joxlrg]

Love those humps.. And outside ta boot.
Thank You

???? You still got that vacuum???

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

???? You still got that vacuum???

yup, girl gotta clean the floors occasionally.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Good morning. Happy Hump day.

https://i.lensdump.com/i/ETnukc.md.jpeg

Well good moaning Justa. Happy Hump day to you.

 

[SiFi]

thanks, and yeah why not wish the neighbors a happy hump day too lol.

Hey I've to find a new home, any of your neighbo(u)rs houses up for sale ?