Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I think the painful part is thinking you have a genuine friendship with someone. And finding out they weren’t real.
You have a very soothing voice.
I guess that is where my question comes in. If you have been there long enough to think the friendship is genuine, is it really all fake? Clearly in some way they were positive to your life. Now, am I buying this side of the debate myself? No, I am not. but I admit it is possible that it may not matter all that much if that wasn't really their ass. I don't fucking know. It does matter to me, but maybe I just like to know which of my friends I will be getting off with from time to time and which I won't.

I have been catfished. More than once. The sexting was entertaining. Yeah, we'll go with that.

The worst, the longest was pretty bad. It went on for 6 months before I caught on. Looking back, I was blinded by boobs. Then "she" sent me pics of a different woman, (pretty dumb) a UK pornstar (even dumber). I recognized the pornstar and called her out.

"She" then revealed "herself" to be a man.

Fuck.

I hate fake profiles and stolen pics.
Yes, boob magic is real. Just works better on some than others. I appreciate your weakness to their power.

I wonder if anyone has ever google searched my pics 🤔
And then I wonder if nipples are like fingerprints. No 2 are the same
question 1) I am sure I have. I trust you more than most and have never had a live conversation. That is rare for me, but I have no doubt that I checked when I first started hanging around. I will check people's picture of their lunch. I don't want to see your fake lunch, I want the real lunch.
question 2) good question. I think we need a scientific study. Have you seen tits that were close enough that you had no idea if they were yours or not?
 
I guess that is where my question comes in. If you have been there long enough to think the friendship is genuine, is it really all fake? Clearly in some way they were positive to your life. Now, am I buying this side of the debate myself? No, I am not. but I admit it is possible that it may not matter all that much if that wasn't really their ass. I don't fucking know. It does matter to me, but maybe I just like to know which of my friends I will be getting off with from time to time and which I won't.


Yes, boob magic is real. Just works better on some than others. I appreciate your weakness to their power.


question 1) I am sure I have. I trust you more than most and have never had a live conversation. That is rare for me, but I have no doubt that I checked when I first started hanging around. I will check people's picture of their lunch. I don't want to see your fake lunch, I want the real lunch.
question 2) good question. I think we need a scientific study. Have you seen tits that were close enough that you had no idea if they were yours or not?
Justa you count me in to make it with ya
 
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I guess that is where my question comes in. If you have been there long enough to think the friendship is genuine, is it really all fake? Clearly in some way they were positive to your life. Now, am I buying this side of the debate myself? No, I am not. but I admit it is possible that it may not matter all that much if that wasn't really their ass. I don't fucking know. It does matter to me, but maybe I just like to know which of my friends I will be getting off with from time to time and which I won't.


Yes, boob magic is real. Just works better on some than others. I appreciate your weakness to their power.


question 1) I am sure I have. I trust you more than most and have never had a live conversation. That is rare for me, but I have no doubt that I checked when I first started hanging around. I will check people's picture of their lunch. I don't want to see your fake lunch, I want the real lunch.
question 2) good question. I think we need a scientific study. Have you seen tits that were close enough that you had no idea if they were yours or not?
Good Justa! I have no problem with you vetting me. And the fact that you have such faith in me warms my heart. I don’t know how to be anyone but me.
As for 2) I have yet to see nips like mine but I’m not very observant
 
Good Justa! I have no problem with you vetting me. And the fact that you have such faith in me warms my heart. I don’t know how to be anyone but me.
As for 2) I have yet to see nips like mine but I’m not very observant
That is a wonderful trait. If I decide I think like someone, I do dig. Apparently I am not trusting. I blame Lit lol.
And I have totally seen boobs I was confused by and like checking the background to figure out it if it was me or not. 🤣 Apparently, I may not be able to pick my own tits out of a lineup.
 
I guess that is where my question comes in. If you have been there long enough to think the friendship is genuine, is it really all fake? Clearly in some way they were positive to your life. Now, am I buying this side of the debate myself? No, I am not. but I admit it is possible that it may not matter all that much if that wasn't really their ass. I don't fucking know. It does matter to me, but maybe I just like to know which of my friends I will be getting off with from time to time and which I won't.


Yes, boob magic is real. Just works better on some than others. I appreciate your weakness to their power.


question 1) I am sure I have. I trust you more than most and have never had a live conversation. That is rare for me, but I have no doubt that I checked when I first started hanging around. I will check people's picture of their lunch. I don't want to see your fake lunch, I want the real lunch.
question 2) good question. I think we need a scientific study. Have you seen tits that were close enough that you had no idea if they were yours or not?
You know I love science. And I have time on my hands. So send your left boob, nipple exposed to me. I will examine, clarify and organize a list.
 
That is a wonderful trait. If I decide I think like someone, I do dig. Apparently I am not trusting. I blame Lit lol.
And I have totally seen boobs I was confused by and like checking the background to figure out it if it was me or not. 🤣 Apparently, I may not be able to pick my own tits out of a lineup.
I’m probably too trusting. I remember you telling me to poof a pic because there were pics of my old dogs in it that might be identifiable.
I wonder if i could pick your tits out of a lineup. You should make a quiz.
And while we are on the subject of your tits- I’ve been meaning to tell you that you remind me of Jessica Rabbit
 
I’m probably too trusting. I remember you telling me to poof a pic because there were pics of my old dogs in it that might be identifiable.
I wonder if i could pick your tits out of a lineup. You should make a quiz.
And while we are on the subject of your tits- I’ve been meaning to tell you that you remind me of Jessica Rabbit
Oh, I wasn't implying you should poof it, just that I liked you were a dog person. But yup, noticed the dogs. I don't think I observe pictures right, I guess...especially women. Boob magic just doesn't work on me. Mostly I notice all the things I want, like fashion accessories. And lol, I have often considered trying Jessica for Halloween, but I usually end up going creepy, as I get one day a year to be creepy.
 
Oh, I wasn't implying you should poof it, just that I liked you were a dog person. But yup, noticed the dogs. I don't think I observe pictures right, I guess...especially women. Boob magic just doesn't work on me. Mostly I notice all the things I want, like fashion accessories. And lol, I have often considered trying Jessica for Halloween, but I usually end up going creepy, as I get one day a year to be creepy.
A vampire Jessica Rabbit would be fucking hot.

Also, who doesn't love dog pics? We've posted a few at Mr.Ts if you're interested.
 
Oh, I wasn't implying you should poof it, just that I liked you were a dog person. But yup, noticed the dogs. I don't think I observe pictures right, I guess...especially women. Boob magic just doesn't work on me. Mostly I notice all the things I want, like fashion accessories. And lol, I have often considered trying Jessica for Halloween, but I usually end up going creepy, as I get one day a year to be creepy.
Oh just once be Jessica!!! Be zombie Jessica if you must.
 
Oh, I wasn't implying you should poof it, just that I liked you were a dog person. But yup, noticed the dogs. I don't think I observe pictures right, I guess...especially women. Boob magic just doesn't work on me. Mostly I notice all the things I want, like fashion accessories. And lol, I have often considered trying Jessica for Halloween, but I usually end up going creepy, as I get one day a year to be creepy.
I’ll agree. Women notice WAY more than guys do in pics. For the most part.
 
I wonder if anyone has ever google searched my pics 🤔
And then I wonder if nipples are like fingerprints. No 2 are the same
I programmed my right one to open my phone on a spare biometric profile. It accepted it. I guess shapes, bumps, milk duct profiles etc offer a unique enough biometric pattern to be acceptable.
 
I programmed my right one to open my phone on a spare biometric profile. It accepted it. I guess shapes, bumps, milk duct profiles etc offer a unique enough biometric pattern to be acceptable.
haha, I used the tip of my nose.... for when 1 hand is busy
 
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