What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MedicalMuse]

Quiet down, sexy grandma.

You’re just jealous. Want me to rub you down?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The US government is expert at making you feel as dumb as a pile of rocks. Read through one paragraph of IRS/business stuff and I'm staring off into space and drooling. What's my name again?

 

[Dribble]

The US government is expert at making you feel as dumb as a pile of rocks. Read through one paragraph of IRS/business stuff and I'm staring off into space and drooling. What's my name again?

Slim Shady?

 

[spankableBelle]

That I shouldn't have said yes to this thing I'm working on...

 

[awired50]

Can I hide somewhere? It's been a hell of a day so far.

Let's hide behind the sofa....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Gym teachers do NOT get enough credit. After I finish this fistful of Advil I need to go lay down and die forever now.

 

[_Ritch_]

Gym teachers do NOT get enough credit. After I finish this fistful of Advil I need to go lay down and die forever now.

Once knew a Physical Training Instructor in the British Royal Marines. I wasn't in the forces but I once heard of him doing a 30 mile run and then had to go to the gym because he hadn't worked up enough of a sweat.

Mental.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’ve been giving this a lot of thought…I’m not meant to work a desk job. I should be doing spy stuff and shooting guns and assassinating people.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Once knew a Physical Training Instructor in the British Royal Marines. I wasn't in the forces but I once heard of him doing a 30 mile run and then had to go to the gym because he hadn't worked up enough of a sweat.

Mental.

Sounds not fully human. I wouldn't trust him.

 

[Chillygirl]

The disciplinary panel has considered this carefully, and, on reflection, accepts that you did indeed mistake the entire Accounts department for Russian agents. Clearly this explains why you decided to poison them with Novichok before shooting them all with AK47s in an expert false flag operation. The grievance case against you is dismissed, and instead you have been appointed Head of HR. Congratulations!

I wouldn’t use an Ak…I’d sneak up with a silenced 22 lol not HR!!!! I want to be in the field!

 

[lacandy]

Trying not to…

 

[FunLi]

Ya know, I’m tired of having sex and having to take care of the orgasm side of things by a myself.

I feel this on so many levels

 

[Lmizzler]

Please don’t ever run out in the street like that again little girl.
You have a life ahead of you to still live.

But geez, I spilled my coffee on my lap and nearly peed myself at the same time.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I feel this on so many levels

Lit is the support group for solo orgasm life.

 

[PassionsFlame]

I'm just lost.

 

[MrsPassion]

That I really need to log off Lit and get some work done

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ya know, I’m tired of having sex and having to take care of the orgasm side of things by a myself.

I promise it will be better next time. There will be a next time, right?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Actually, I’m capable of having multiples. Gotta have a partner who wants to participate instead of hurry to watch some show. Whatever. There’s a reason sex toys can be bought on Amazon.

But Ted Lasso is so awesome....

 

[MedicalMuse]

But Ted Lasso is so awesome....

Truth. But if you’re choosing Ted Lasso over me, I think we’ll just call it a day.

 

[SiFi]

So, life after 40 means being sore all the time. Cool. Got it.

Just wait another 15 years, you get up and say to yourself "OK what's gunna hurt today "?

 

[Mr_bogey]

This one took a month

They didn't tell you? I was in charge of Avatar approval. Yours was approved on my day off.

 

[spankableBelle]

Nothing fun.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Gym teachers do NOT get enough credit. After I finish this fistful of Advil I need to go lay down and die forever now.

I really appreciate the dramatic nature of dying forever

Truth. But if you’re choosing Ted Lasso over me, I think we’ll just call it a day.

Someone chose WRONG.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Truth. But if you’re choosing Ted Lasso over me, I think we’ll just call it a day.

I chose you first and I'm sure there are plenty of women out there that would be thrilled with those 2 minutes and 20 secs.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Actually, I’m capable of having multiples. Gotta have a partner who wants to participate instead of hurry to watch some show. Whatever. There’s a reason sex toys can be bought on Amazon.

OMG. There's no "show" more interesting than being in bed with a lover.