Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well yes, boobs are the ticket.

That's the whole Freaky Friday/Jumanji reboot question.

If you had a week in the body of the opposite sex, what's your find-out list look like?

Tits. Play with them. Flash them. Photograph them. Do titty drops. Dress them in tight tops. Do the wet t-shirt thing.

Then the pussy. Masturbate. Get eaten out. Get eaten out by a Lesbian. Then try to unlock "does size matter" firsthand.


Oh, @Justadesperatewifeandmom dick in crazy is tons of fun, just have an exit strategy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Tits. Play with them. Flash them. Photograph them. Do titty drops. Dress them in tight tops. Do the wet t-shirt thing.

Then the pussy. Masturbate. Get eaten out. Get eaten out by a Lesbian. Then try to unlock "does size matter" firsthand.


Oh, @Justadesperatewifeandmom dick in crazy is tons of fun, just have an exit strategy.

solid list. well I only have a dick for a week, built in exit strategy lol

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Yes, yes… if it’s in porn it must be

And yes multiples are possible. There was that one time

Story time!!!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

solid list. well I only have a dick for a week, built in exit strategy lol

I suppose. But if you want more than one, you need to make sure the crazy chick doesn't keep showing up a la Carrie Fisher in "The Blues Brothers". That will seriously cut down on your dick placing time.

 

[Lindi37]

Tits. Play with them. Flash them. Photograph them. Do titty drops. Dress them in tight tops. Do the wet t-shirt thing.

Then the pussy. Masturbate. Get eaten out. Get eaten out by a Lesbian. Then try to unlock "does size matter" firsthand.


Oh, @Justadesperatewifeandmom dick in crazy is tons of fun, just have an exit strategy.

Fuck! Even I haven’t done everything on Tans list. definitely need to up my game

 

[missswannie]

If I woke up one day with boobd and no dick... damn... First I'd try this multiple orgasm without falling asleep thing I have heard so much about ;p

Multiple or rolling?

 

[Lindi37]

Next thing you know she's going to tell us all of us guys are hug like they ar ein porn.... lol

There is such a thing as too big!

 

[missswannie]

So as this is 'am pics' we need pics , this is what I look like with a pussy between my legs Pussy shot

Still pic and file posting banned it seems. I'll keep them on file for when I get out of jail.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Multiple or rolling?

This proves once again... men have it easy, the ladies have the fun

 

[Lindi37]

I usually just upload the photo from my phone but it’s not as fool proof and I really am a fool . Plus the process to get it onto google drive is redonk

 

[SiFi]

There is such a thing as too big!

As it is said in the Beautiful South song Perfect Ten, "every penny don't fit the slot"
How many of us men are going to claim "we know"...

 

[missswannie]

So you're saying say 14 inches would be disqualifying? lol

14 inch cucumber or 14 inch pencil?
Either way, unless you are built for it, there is a high chance of a proportion of that remaining dry.

 

[missswannie]

Then the pussy. Masturbate. Get eaten out. Get eaten out by a Lesbian.

A learner driver in a Nascar vs Ricky Bobby at Talladega.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Hehe don't judge a book by its cover, don't judge a man by his cock, don't judge a lady by her boobs. Just judge all those fuckers by how hard they make you cum.. (yes, I am including the books in this, if you have never cum while reading a book you are reading the wrong books )
Love,
Thom

 

[missswannie]

I have no doubt aboutt hat.... mother nature blessed me with a much more manageable size... lol I was just trying to get a snort/laugh outta Lindi...

Poke her up beyond her cervix with that 14 iron and I reckon you might get a snort.

 

[Lindi37]

Poke her up beyond her cervix with that 14 iron and I reckon you might get a snort.

Lucky I don’t have a cervix then

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Lucky I don’t have a cervix then

Not sure how to respond to that.... so many layers... so I'll just hug you, is that allright?
*hug*

 

[missswannie]

Lucky I don’t have a cervix then

Ah well in that case, practise makes perfect stretch away.

I did a lot of work in the Masaai areas of Tanzania. If you've seen the boys do the naked jumping dance when it rains then you realise there's a bunch of girls saying no problems at all.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Poke her up beyond her cervix with that 14 iron and I reckon you might get a snort.

Oh. I’ve felt cervix before. It’s interesting as hell. First time I was… wtf was that??? Then preceded to give her a pelvic exam.

Another girl I kinda knew. She was pretty kinky. She went right over the 14 iron. She went right to a softball bat. I thought she was kidding. Until I went to her place. Next to her bed sits a pink softball bat.
After seeing that and hearing some other stories from her. I knew… no way I’m doing anything with this one.

 

[awired50]

Poof

 

[Inbef]

https://i3.lensdump.com/i/Ei3S33.jpeg

One for the art dpt.

 

[positiveflirt]

A post orgasm test of imgbb
(Morning, chaos)

 

[Lindi37]

Good morning pervs
Very nice @awired50 and @positiveflirt

So sorry for the error

 

[Inbef]

Good morning pervs
Very nice @Inbef and @positiveflirt

Hey, it isn't me, but @awired50.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

https://i3.lensdump.com/i/Ei3S33.jpeg

Beautiful and artsy!