Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There will definitely be some snake shaking tonight.

good. sticking with the plan.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yeah, I did a video of lifting weights nude trying to maybe do a sporting theme later. Squats under weights pressure looked like see if you can see my tonsils via my cervix.

I can only imagine lol.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Well another day, another adult post.

Anyway have any theme ideas for tomorrow?

https://i.lensdump.com/i/E0lxo7.gif

DAMN girl.
Ummm yeah. I’m going to need some personal time. Ahhh yeah. I’ll be back later

Lol

 

[LittleSwitchy]

eh, I skate by on chick privilege and boobs. It does work though. Especially boobs.

I got nothing to skate on. I look like I skated down a hill and wiped out. Flew into a fugly tree and hit every branch face first. Ended up on the you’re a total wreck boulder at the bottom.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I got nothing to skate on. I look like I skated down a hill and wiped out. Flew into a fugly tree and hit every branch face first. Ended up on the you’re a total wreck boulder at the bottom.

creativity in self-deprecating humor.

but um, try boobs. they make everything better.

 

[missswannie]

creativity in self-deprecating humor.

but um, try boobs. they make everything better.

Well yes, boobs are the ticket.

That's the whole Freaky Friday/Jumanji reboot question.

If you had a week in the body of the opposite sex, what's your find-out list look like?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well yes, boobs are the ticket.

That's the whole Freaky Friday/Jumanji reboot question.

If you had a week in the body of the opposite sex, what's your find-out list look like?

It mostly comes down to sticking my dick in everything.

oh and writing my name in the snow. my dick would also end up in snow to test that whole cold shrinkage thing. there is a list of places my dick would go

you?

 

[draconus_infernus]

It mostly comes down to sticking my dick in everything.

oh and writing my name in the snow. my dick would also end up in snow to test that whole cold shrinkage thing. there is a list of places my dick would go

you?

Just don’t stick your dick in crazy. That never ends well.

 

[SixShooter14]

Just don’t stick your dick in crazy. That never ends well.

you're ruling out a lot of folks with that kind of motto...


it may not end well, but it's a fun ride.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just don’t stick your dick in crazy. That never ends well.

nope, totally sticking my dick in crazy. There is a reason, we all know why. Just pick the fun crazy, not the bad crazy

 

[missswannie]

It mostly comes down to sticking my dick in everything.

oh and writing my name in the snow. my dick would also end up in snow to test that whole cold shrinkage thing. there is a list of places my dick would go

you?

Deadset doing some writing, or knocking that fly off the wall.

I'd want to put it in here here and here (pointing on body) to get the reverse angle on things.

Probably want to settle the debate on a man can cum but can he orgasm?

 

[SixShooter14]

nope, totally sticking my dick in crazy. There is a reason, we all know why. Just pick the fun crazy, not the bad crazy

yeah, you're only stuck with that dick for a week... might as well have as much fun as you can.

 

[CuriousAus]

Can confirm! Dick in crazy is one hell of a ride, finest sex I have had.

 

[SixShooter14]

Deadset doing some writing, or knocking that fly off the wall.

I'd want to put it in here here and here (pointing on body) to get the reverse angle on things.

Probably want to settle the debate on a man can cum but can he orgasm?

imho, he can do both but he can also just cum. There are many levels of pleasure involved.

 

[Lindi37]

Just don’t stick your dick in crazy. That never ends well.

Dammit, I’m out

 

[CuriousAus]

Dammit, I’m out

Don't worry @Lindi37 there are those like me who enjoy the wild ride

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Well yes, boobs are the ticket.

That's the whole Freaky Friday/Jumanji reboot question.

If you had a week in the body of the opposite sex, what's your find-out list look like?

If I woke up one day with boobd and no dick... damn... First I'd try this multiple orgasm without falling asleep thing I have heard so much about ;p

 

[SiFi]

It mostly comes down to sticking my dick in everything.

oh and writing my name in the snow. my dick would also end up in snow to test that whole cold shrinkage thing. there is a list of places my dick would go

you?

That's pretty much what every bloke does once he finds out what it's for !

I be trying different things to put in to feel what it felt like, after I'd finished playing with my tits !

 

[Lindi37]

If I woke up one day with boobd and no dick... damn... First I'd try this multiple orgasm without falling asleep thing I have heard so much about ;p

Multiple!?

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Multiple!?

Don't take this away from me by telling me it is a myth... I have seen it in porn god dammit it must be true!

 

[Lindi37]

Don't take this away from me by telling me it is a myth... I have seen it in porn god dammit it must be true!

Yes, yes… if it’s in porn it must be

And yes multiples are possible. There was that one time

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If I woke up one day with boobd and no dick... damn... First I'd try this multiple orgasm without falling asleep thing I have heard so much about ;p

it fucking rocks. Number one on my list of things that are awesome about being a chick.

 

[SiFi]

So as this is 'am pics' we need pics , this is what I look like with a pussy between my legs Pussy shot

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't take this away from me by telling me it is a myth... I have seen it in porn god dammit it must be true!

not a myth. I have that down. boobs are amusing too. they make me laugh.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So as this is 'am pics' we need pics , this is what I look like with a pussy between my legs Pussy shot

such a cute pussy