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So last night, I had one of those moments that made me think that maybe I have an unhealthy pathological obsession with sex. Granted, that's why most of us are here, but I mean worse than that. So I started wondering if I should attend Sexaholics Anonymous, a recognized branch of the AA movement. I'd be the weirdest SA member ever.

"Hi, I'm VV, and I couldn't get laid if I paid for it, but I'm still a sexaholic."
"HI VV!! WTF!?!"

Could you imagine a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting?

"Oh man, this past week, I was at the grocery store, and this fly ass ho was next to me in the line. Goddamn, she had the sexiest behind I've ever seen and all I could think about was smackin' DAT ASS!"

"And VV, how did you do this week?"

"Well, I fantasized about my lady friend some more. It got me hard and I had to masturbate for so long it made me late for work. Uh. . .

"Then I saw the one really hot woman at the office. She says she has a boyfriend, and I don't doubt it. I always want to make some inappropriate comment or quip when I see her. Then I figure she'd call HR in a red hot second. So I cock block myself, basically."
 
So last night, I had one of those moments that made me think that maybe I have an unhealthy pathological obsession with sex. Granted, that's why most of us are here, but I mean worse than that. So I started wondering if I should attend Sexaholics Anonymous, a recognized branch of the AA movement. I'd be the weirdest SA member ever.

"Hi, I'm VV, and I couldn't get laid if I paid for it, but I'm still a sexaholic."
"HI VV!! WTF!?!"

Could you imagine a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting?

"Oh man, this past week, I was at the grocery store, and this fly ass ho was next to me in the line. Goddamn, she had the sexiest behind I've ever seen and all I could think about was smackin' DAT ASS!"

"And VV, how did you do this week?"

"Well, I fantasized about my lady friend some more. It got me hard and I had to masturbate for so long it made me late for work. Uh. . .

"Then I saw the one really hot woman at the office. She says she has a boyfriend, and I don't doubt it. I always want to make some inappropriate comment or quip when I see her. Then I figure she'd call HR in a red hot second. So I cock block myself, basically."
Related to this post.

Me to a female friend online this morning: "Could you imagine a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting?"

Her: "Nah, sounds like it’s for quitters!"

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