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Soma99

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Someone talk to me. PM or on this thread.

Here is a question to start things:

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1- Have sex with any celebrity- full night- how ever many rounds you can go- crazy kinky sex.... but no one will ever know.

OR

2- You wake up one morning and the entire world, including the celebrity THINKS you had sex with them. So all the notoriety that would go along with it, but you didn't actually do it.

Or just ask if I spit or swallow. (swallow)
 
Door number 1. I would know which is good enough for me. I don’t care if anyone else knows about it. Just my opinion
 
So far choice 1 is has like 6 votes and choice 2 has ZERO

for a single guy I think choice 2 is CLEARLY the better choice. I will explain why if no one else says why
 
I can get why some would chose option 2 but I would rather know I fucked my dick raw with her every time I saw her on TV or whatever the case is personally.
 
Notoriety will only last so long also. Soon as the person is irrelevant so is the notoriety. Knowing you fucked some hot celebrity in her prime you can take with you to the grave lol
 
Number 2 may lead to some interesting follow up encounters. I'm sure it would be great to tempt/talk someone into bed with a story about someone who turns them on.
 
Number 2 may lead to some interesting follow up encounters. I'm sure it would be great to tempt/talk someone into bed with a story about someone who turns them on.

DING DING DING

Your the guy who fucked Beyonce.

You know how many Instagram/ Tick Tock "influencers" would jump on your dick for more followers? You know how many of her fans wuld want to fuck the same guy she did????

You wouldn't even have time to think about what what fucking Beyonce would really be like because your dick would never dry off long enough to want to
 
DING DING DING

Your the guy who fucked Beyonce.

You know how many Instagram/ Tick Tock "influencers" would jump on your dick for more followers? You know how many of her fans wuld want to fuck the same guy she did????

You wouldn't even have time to think about what what fucking Beyonce would really be like because your dick would never dry off long enough to want to
If you are really kinky and fun you could say you were bi and the amount of women who would be interested in what Keanu Reeves smelt like would last you forever.
 
Ehhh….the problem with 2 is that you don’t get to have sex. I assume you’re thinking that women would want to sleep with me because I was awesome enough to bang a celebrity but I don’t know. I don’t think I’d be any more interested in a woman if I thought she slept with a celebrity.
I think there is a huge different between a woman fucking a celebrity and a guy doing it.

a woman who doe sit is a slut trying to get famous/ his money

A guy who does it must be a STUD

Maybe I'm wrong but I would make that bet


PS- If I was given this choice I would go option 2 and I would go with a married (to a man) FEMALE celebrity for max notoriety and social media clout
 
If you are really kinky and fun you could say you were bi and the amount of women who would be interested in what Keanu Reeves smelt like would last you forever.
Oh thats interesting- even as a GUY go with the pretend gay hook up
 
Someone talk to me. PM or on this thread.

Here is a question to start things:

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1- Have sex with any celebrity- full night- how ever many rounds you can go- crazy kinky sex.... but no one will ever know.

OR

2- You wake up one morning and the entire world, including the celebrity THINKS you had sex with them. So all the notoriety that would go along with it, but you didn't actually do it.

Or just ask if I spit or swallow. (swallow)
Def number 1!
 
Number 1 because I don’t care what others think or know and I love having memories of things I’ve done.
 
Personally I don't have much interest in celebrities, so neither choice appeals to me. I'm more attracted to Lit celebrities.
 
Someone talk to me. PM or on this thread.

Here is a question to start things:

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1- Have sex with any celebrity- full night- how ever many rounds you can go- crazy kinky sex.... but no one will ever know.

OR

2- You wake up one morning and the entire world, including the celebrity THINKS you had sex with them. So all the notoriety that would go along with it, but you didn't actually do it.

Or just ask if I spit or swallow. (swallow)
Easy call, number 1. Not even close. Want the experience, not the notoriety. I just don't buy that the notoriety would help. Unless . . . if part of the story for the world was that I had a huge dick and was awesome in the sack (true, but not widely known) . . . then maybe.
 
Option 2! The notoriety alone might actually get said rumored person to actually just have sex with me. On top of that I'm sure the networking pool of celebrities even pseudo-celebrities that would find out and potentially be curious may lead to more opportunities.
 
Hmmm door two might lead to sex
Door one means I already had sex, it was great, I didn’t have a heart attack, and maybe there will be quiet whispers

A bird already plucked and eaten vs possible birds of lesser quality ?

Door one please
 
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Option 1 for me please......a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush....(who thought of that?). The world falsely knowing you had sex with a celebrity wouldn't guarantee celeb poontang as much as the celeb you actually screwed telling her horny co stars and you getting a steamy call in the middle of the night wanting some of what she had...."Oh...Jarigi..Hi, I'm Amber, Scarlett's best friend. I know she told you about me....she told me lots about you! Look, I'm here downstairs in the lobby and...well....I was wondering....if I could see you...now...I've something I want to ...well...show you. I want you Jarigi....I want you to play with me....take me ....fuck me.....I'm yours tonight Jarigi.....do anything you want with me....Oh please, please, please!! And... CUT "that was great honey" "MAKEUP!"
Celebrities!! Give me a real person anyday!
 
Someone talk to me. PM or on this thread.

Here is a question to start things:

WOULD YOU RATHER:

1- Have sex with any celebrity- full night- how ever many rounds you can go- crazy kinky sex.... but no one will ever know.

OR

2- You wake up one morning and the entire world, including the celebrity THINKS you had sex with them. So all the notoriety that would go along with it, but you didn't actually do it.

Or just ask if I spit or swallow. (swallow)
Option 2
 
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