Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Awaywego]

You ok?

Yep just zapped and a little cut. Doc not worried, so me either. Thanks

 

[bullus]

Well first, If I manage to get my tits completely in the frame, that is the first thing I look for. especially with a bra shot. Then um um, IDK, what accentuates my tits and the bra best, I guess Oh Oh Oh, if I get a magic skinny shot, that one wins.

As someone who equals two of you mass-wise (at a minimum), that's one of my pic qualifiers too. If I can get a dick/body pic that doesn't show the girth I'm NOT trying to highlight...then we have a wiener!

 

[missswannie]

Your adventures or more the way you share then with us! Thank you.

Well, I am active at times. It's therapeutic to share and decompress a bit, plus an avenue to be a bit cheeky with pics.

 

[Joxlrg]

Well, I am active at times. It's therapeutic to share and decompress a bit, plus an avenue to be a bit cheeky with pics.

Love all of your posts

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

As someone who equals two of you mass-wise (at a minimum), that's one of my pic qualifiers too. If I can get a dick/body pic that doesn't show the girth I'm NOT trying to highlight...then we have a wiener!

I will say I do have a little advantage, my tits make things around them appear smaller. (nah man, I don't have a skinny waist, my tits are just THAT MUCH bigger that it almost looks that way. )

 

[Joxlrg]

I will say I do have a little advantage, my tits make things around them appear smaller. (nah man, I don't have a skinny waist, my tits are just THAT MUCH bigger that it almost looks that way. )

Hey justa.. How is everything in EastBumbleFuck ???
Hows your collection of Cock's ???

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

man, I will need a new place to host gifs and images, or actually get a drop box account (yeah I have like 8 accounts with 2gb each for the videos but one can only have so many free accounts before you run out of gmails to do the dot trick with)

I am curious to see what happens after the cut. do they ignore stuff, do entire accounts just vanish, or will the algorithms leave some and not others, and how will that work in gifs were I start clothed, then become topless. so many questions?

 

[Joxlrg]

man, I will need a new place to host gifs and images, or actually get a drop box account (yeah I have like 8 accounts with 2gb each for the videos but one can only have so many free accounts before you run out of gmails to do the dot trick with)

I am curious to see what happens after the cut. do they ignore stuff, do entire accounts just vanish, or will the algorithms leave some and not others, and how will that work in gifs were I start clothed, then become topless. so many questions?

We can help you sort through them if ya need us
Cause I'm helpful like that

 

[Jess0224]

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Good workout now a quick shower

You need help scrubbing your back?

 

[Jess0224]

If it’s you helping

Hmm I might be too preoccupied with the front hehe

 

[bullus]

I will say I do have a little advantage, my tits make things around them appear smaller. (nah man, I don't have a skinny waist, my tits are just THAT MUCH bigger that it almost looks that way. )

Ha! Fat guys have the reverse problem. Our big bodies make our dicks look smaller in contrast. Hence the reason I push in when I take a dick shot. Losing some inches to the ol' fat pad can really ruin a shot!

 

[teachinem]

If I use an artist paint brush for cock sounding does that make it artsy ?
*asking for several friends*

Careful. Might have some Bob Ross fans try and just beat the devil out of it. Thwackawackawackawack

 

[AngelicaS1780]

When viewing a litster's sportsbra pic, it made me wonder how opinions vary...

When taking a cleavage shot of your lovelies in a sportsbra (or even regular bra), what makes you say 'Yes, this is the one that looks best'?

Is it the roundness of how they bulge out, is it how much is showing versus how much is hidden, etc? Just curious to hear the thoughts!

I included a photo for illustrative purposes... and, well, AmPics.

My main criteria is probably finding, out of all the photos I took, the photo in which my breasts look most symmetrical. My left breast is almost a cup sizer larger than the right one. I often fold at least one arm under them to try to lift the left one and make the right one look fuller. Then I try to find one where my belly looks halfway decent or where I can crop above it.

 

[bullus]

I included a photo for illustrative purposes... and, well, AmPics.

My main criteria is probably finding, out of all the photos I took, the photo in which my breasts look most symmetrical. My left breast is almost a cup sizer larger than the right one. I often fold at least one arm under them to try to lift the left one and make the right one look fuller. Then I try to find one where my belly looks halfway decent or where I can crop above it.

Honestly I've never noticed the difference in size...so I guess you've been doing a great job!

I think most men know that breasts are rarely the same size, but I can totally see why you compensate to make them look symmetrical. I've always enjoyed seeing your lovely ladies, and I hope you will continue to share them with us

I feel self conscious about my curve too. I feel like it looks weird, and I imagine women laughing at it because it looks like a bah-naner

 

[Lindi37]

I included a photo for illustrative purposes... and, well, AmPics.

My main criteria is probably finding, out of all the photos I took, the photo in which my breasts look most symmetrical. My left breast is almost a cup sizer larger than the right one. I often fold at least one arm under them to try to lift the left one and make the right one look fuller. Then I try to find one where my belly looks halfway decent or where I can crop above it.

You take beautiful pictures and always look incredible. Apparently all women have two different sizes to their breasts (half a cup usually) and all people have different sized feet. I too go through that process. I’m getting better but the self doubt is horrid xxx

 

[AngelicaS1780]

You take beautiful pictures and always look incredible. Apparently all women have two different sizes to their breasts (half a cup usually) and all people have different sized feet. I too go through that process. I’m getting better but the self doubt is horrid xxx

In the rare and fleeting moments during which I have been lucky enough to see your photos, I have found you to be quite beautiful.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I will say I do have a little advantage, my tits make things around them appear smaller. (nah man, I don't have a skinny waist, my tits are just THAT MUCH bigger that it almost looks that way. )

I’m thinking ain’t no one complaining.
If I may say so
Justa you’re beautiful inside and out.

 

[Lindi37]

In the rare and fleeting moments during which I have been lucky enough to see your photos, I have found you to be quite beautiful.

Thank you

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I think all y’all are beautiful. It’s fun seeing all your personalities come out here.
As far as y’all outside goes. We all have our insecurities. When it comes down to it. We are all beautiful.
Well all but me. I’m one fugly Gandolf looking Mo fo.

 

[bullus]

I see a couple kinds of beauty with the ladies that share. There's obviously the physical beauty of what we see, but there's also the mental part. I see that she's happy enough with the picture to share it out. That part is just so damn sexy! I hope the ladies feel confidence and a slight, healthy arrogance knowing we guys would love to touch the parts they're showing off

 

[Mr_bogey]

I wonder if telling imgur "I'm artsy as fuck" will be enough to count.

I think that should do it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I included a photo for illustrative purposes... and, well, AmPics.

My main criteria is probably finding, out of all the photos I took, the photo in which my breasts look most symmetrical. My left breast is almost a cup sizer larger than the right one. I often fold at least one arm under them to try to lift the left one and make the right one look fuller. Then I try to find one where my belly looks halfway decent or where I can crop above it.

my left one is the slacker. Are you left handed?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think that should do it.

if not, you'll do some pro bono work and send a letter to Imgur on Justa's behalf so we dont lose all her good work?

 

[Mr_bogey]

As someone who equals two of you mass-wise (at a minimum), that's one of my pic qualifiers too. If I can get a dick/body pic that doesn't show the girth I'm NOT trying to highlight...then we have a wiener!

OP and justa forgot the most important step, they send all pics to me for final approval. Sometimes I require outtakes just to be certain they have selected the right one. It can be overwhelming at times but I'm a very generous person.

 

[hotcpu]

I included a photo for illustrative purposes... and, well, AmPics.

My main criteria is probably finding, out of all the photos I took, the photo in which my breasts look most symmetrical. My left breast is almost a cup sizer larger than the right one. I often fold at least one arm under them to try to lift the left one and make the right one look fuller. Then I try to find one where my belly looks halfway decent or where I can crop above it.

Hmmm I'm studying very HARD to see