Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Saltfountain]

Can you let me know what the word is so i dont accidently say it?

Also.... isnt it time for someone to actually post a picture again? Saltfountain?

After all the shit in the other chaos thread, I'm posting elsewhere. It's just a sausage party here now

 

[AngelicaS1780]

The prep is by far the worst (and really only uncomfortable part). Having nurses come in to deliver lines like "you can leave once you pass gas" gives me cart Blanche to launch into fart jokes. I swear they give me some version of laughing gas. I wake up rested and in a great mood.

Are you thinking of a colonoscopy?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you thinking of a colonoscopy?

Yes, sorry, I thought that's what was being discussed earlier.

On a related note, you know the Seinfeld episode about the ASSMAN vanity license plate, there is a proctologist in the states driving around with UPSCOPE on his plates.

 

[Trubbycat]

The prep for colonoscopy is the worst. Nasty tasting stuff. The colonoscopy itself is nothing. The IV is in your arm, the doctor asks you to roll over, you feel a finger in your butt, and then you wake up. Done.

 

[Trubbycat]

Can you let me know what the word is so i dont accidently say it?

Also.... isnt it time for someone to actually post a picture again? Saltfountain?

I'll be taking a shower soon. I'll see what I can do.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

Old picture but coffee mug like Mizzy
poofed pic

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

Old picture but coffee mug like Mizzy

https://imgur.com/a/rd3RSDw

Coffee mug? What coffee mug?

 

[Joxlrg]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

Old picture but coffee mug like Mizzy

https://imgur.com/a/rd3RSDw

That woke me up

 

[Saltfountain]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

It really has been

 

[Awaywego]

Easter Monday holiday here, nothing much happening. Just free flapping around the house. Not really, have proper shorts on so that's not free flapping. Airy flaps then.

Nice flaps! Love that around the house.

 

[NC_Coastal]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

Old picture but coffee mug like Mizzy

https://imgur.com/a/rd3RSDw

Beautiful

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It really has been

you say it like it is a bad thing.

 

[Lmizzler]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

Old picture but coffee mug like Mizzy

https://imgur.com/a/rd3RSDw

I have 2 jobs today and I'm succeeding at both of them. Your coffee needs a fill-up and my inspecting work has been thorough.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

It really has been

Has anyone made you come into your so called sausage fest?

 

[Saltfountain]

OK, obviously said the wrong thing.

Apologies

 

[positiveflirt]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

Old picture but coffee mug like Mizzy

https://imgur.com/a/rd3RSDw

I checked this picture in detail and can confirm: no sausages.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I’ve over stayed my welcome. Y’all have a good day

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

Old picture but coffee mug like Mizzy

I love a woman of action... especially when she's as gorgeous as you, OP.

 

[positiveflirt]

you say it like it is a bad thing.

Right? Never leave home without mine

 

[Mr_bogey]

OK, obviously said the wrong thing.

Apologies

Don't sweat it. I do it almost every time I post.

 

[coffeelover5]

Its not a sausage fest @Saltfountain

Old picture but coffee mug like Mizzy

https://imgur.com/a/rd3RSDw

OP!!! Just wow!

 

[SassySheDevil]

That is funny. Not the rain but the goats as bunnies thing

When I went out to feed the animals my dog took off chasing something. I realized it was a wild bunny. We have a ton of them floating around. I couldn't help but laugh at her attempt to catch the bunny on Easter. My husband came walking outside as I was yelling "Do not kill the bunny on Easter damn it!!" Thankfully they are fast little things, but if you've ever seen a German shepherd run. It is slightly terrifying.

 

[Saltfountain]

Don't sweat it. I do it almost every time I post.

Its OK, I deleted my pic. Should solve the problem

 

[tnman03]

Ok to continue the birthing analogy... as someone who birthed two kids without an epidural, the coming out of the vagina part totally fine after the cervix splitting open part. It was actually a relief to get to the pushing out the vag part... Sooo, i guess fisting could be good. If i stub my toe really hard first, it could distract from the toe stub pain?

Turned on? No? Do I find it interesting? Yes.

When I did it, the rush of being stretched and then it popping in, this giant thing inside squashing my g-spot, and then the rush of it stretching out and then empty.
Not a dissimilar feeling to the baby sliding down, no cervix feelings though.

I've pretty much inserted my entire, opened hand in a sex partner before but no fisting. She loved it and had asked for it so I was okay with it.

damn, hard choice, I want to try, but totally after enough drinks, damn it. Wine was part of my big toy experiment too. Some things just call for wine. Which emoji is that?

In all honesty, I'm surprised that you haven't already tried this and didn't have pictures to post. But I think that you have the right concept of how to prepare for it so I look forward to reading about your experience.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Turned on? No? Do I find it interesting? Yes.

I've pretty much inserted my entire, opened hand in a sex partner before but no fisting. She loved it and had asked for it so I was okay with it.

In all honesty, I'm surprised that you haven't already tried this and didn't have pictures to post. But I think that you have the right concept of how to prepare for it so I look forward to reading about your experience.

eh, it will probably end up still on my list when I am old and slutting it up when I am in the old people home. #lifegoals, slutting it up in the senior center. I've heard stories, damn it.