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I like how you're willing to work for it. Will we see your essay tonight?
Dearest Chaos,

Indie’s glorious backdoor has eluded me for years. I have PMs saved in my inbox from mid 2019, with Indie, before the world descended into the madness that was to come in the following spring. For years, this has been something I’ve chased. I’ve sent her my unobstructed bootyhole. I’ve sent videos of myself mid-orgasm. I’ve begged, pleaded. I even killed a guy. OK, that’s not true but I would’ve maybe possibly considered it if it was like a really bad person. Like Hitler, or Epstein, or maybe even Pmann (jk, love you, buddy)


And now to plead to your humanity. It’s been a rough couple of years for your boy, Default24. My dog died in April 2022. I haven’t had sexual contact in almost 16 months. All I dream about is what that spectacular starfish of Indie’s looks like. I’ve heard that it looks like staring God in the face and hearing him say: ‘Well done, Default. You deserve entrance to heaven and daily foursomes with Nebs, Indie, and Photogirl. Try to pace yourself and not wear yourself out in the first 30 seconds.” Anyway, I really wanna see that asshole, so let’s all upvote the hell out of this post.
 
Dearest Chaos,

Indie’s glorious backdoor has eluded me for years. I have PMs saved in my inbox from mid 2019, with Indie, before the world descended into the madness that was to come in the following spring. For years, this has been something I’ve chased. I’ve sent her my unobstructed bootyhole. I’ve sent videos of myself mid-orgasm. I’ve begged, pleaded. I even killed a guy. OK, that’s not true but I would’ve maybe possibly considered it if it was like a really bad person. Like Hitler, or Epstein, or maybe even Pmann (jk, love you, buddy)


And now to plead to your humanity. It’s been a rough couple of years for your boy, Default24. My dog died in April 2022. I haven’t had sexual contact in almost 16 months. All I dream about is what that spectacular starfish of Indie’s looks like. I’ve heard that it looks like staring God in the face and hearing him say: ‘Well done, Default. You deserve entrance to heaven and daily foursomes with Nebs, Indie, and Photogirl. Try to pace yourself and not wear yourself out in the first 30 seconds.” Anyway, I really wanna see that asshole, so let’s all upvote the hell out of this post.
Gets 3 starfishes from me
 
Dearest Chaos,

Indie’s glorious backdoor has eluded me for years. I have PMs saved in my inbox from mid 2019, with Indie, before the world descended into the madness that was to come in the following spring. For years, this has been something I’ve chased. I’ve sent her my unobstructed bootyhole. I’ve sent videos of myself mid-orgasm. I’ve begged, pleaded. I even killed a guy. OK, that’s not true but I would’ve maybe possibly considered it if it was like a really bad person. Like Hitler, or Epstein, or maybe even Pmann (jk, love you, buddy)


And now to plead to your humanity. It’s been a rough couple of years for your boy, Default24. My dog died in April 2022. I haven’t had sexual contact in almost 16 months. All I dream about is what that spectacular starfish of Indie’s looks like. I’ve heard that it looks like staring God in the face and hearing him say: ‘Well done, Default. You deserve entrance to heaven and daily foursomes with Nebs, Indie, and Photogirl. Try to pace yourself and not wear yourself out in the first 30 seconds.” Anyway, I really wanna see that asshole, so let’s all upvote the hell out of this post.
NGL It is glorious.
 
Dearest Chaos,

Indie’s glorious backdoor has eluded me for years. I have PMs saved in my inbox from mid 2019, with Indie, before the world descended into the madness that was to come in the following spring. For years, this has been something I’ve chased. I’ve sent her my unobstructed bootyhole. I’ve sent videos of myself mid-orgasm. I’ve begged, pleaded. I even killed a guy. OK, that’s not true but I would’ve maybe possibly considered it if it was like a really bad person. Like Hitler, or Epstein, or maybe even Pmann (jk, love you, buddy)


And now to plead to your humanity. It’s been a rough couple of years for your boy, Default24. My dog died in April 2022. I haven’t had sexual contact in almost 16 months. All I dream about is what that spectacular starfish of Indie’s looks like. I’ve heard that it looks like staring God in the face and hearing him say: ‘Well done, Default. You deserve entrance to heaven and daily foursomes with Nebs, Indie, and Photogirl. Try to pace yourself and not wear yourself out in the first 30 seconds.” Anyway, I really wanna see that asshole, so let’s all upvote the hell out of this post.
*slow claps* Well done, darling. I might need to use you as a reference one day. This is gold 😂
 
Dearest Chaos,

Indie’s glorious backdoor has eluded me for years. I have PMs saved in my inbox from mid 2019, with Indie, before the world descended into the madness that was to come in the following spring. For years, this has been something I’ve chased. I’ve sent her my unobstructed bootyhole. I’ve sent videos of myself mid-orgasm. I’ve begged, pleaded. I even killed a guy. OK, that’s not true but I would’ve maybe possibly considered it if it was like a really bad person. Like Hitler, or Epstein, or maybe even Pmann (jk, love you, buddy)


And now to plead to your humanity. It’s been a rough couple of years for your boy, Default24. My dog died in April 2022. I haven’t had sexual contact in almost 16 months. All I dream about is what that spectacular starfish of Indie’s looks like. I’ve heard that it looks like staring God in the face and hearing him say: ‘Well done, Default. You deserve entrance to heaven and daily foursomes with Nebs, Indie, and Photogirl. Try to pace yourself and not wear yourself out in the first 30 seconds.” Anyway, I really wanna see that asshole, so let’s all upvote the hell out of this post.
Well done.
Is this true?

I haven’t had sexual contact in almost 16 months
 
Dearest Chaos,

Indie’s glorious backdoor has eluded me for years. I have PMs saved in my inbox from mid 2019, with Indie, before the world descended into the madness that was to come in the following spring. For years, this has been something I’ve chased. I’ve sent her my unobstructed bootyhole. I’ve sent videos of myself mid-orgasm. I’ve begged, pleaded. I even killed a guy. OK, that’s not true but I would’ve maybe possibly considered it if it was like a really bad person. Like Hitler, or Epstein, or maybe even Pmann (jk, love you, buddy)


And now to plead to your humanity. It’s been a rough couple of years for your boy, Default24. My dog died in April 2022. I haven’t had sexual contact in almost 16 months. All I dream about is what that spectacular starfish of Indie’s looks like. I’ve heard that it looks like staring God in the face and hearing him say: ‘Well done, Default. You deserve entrance to heaven and daily foursomes with Nebs, Indie, and Photogirl. Try to pace yourself and not wear yourself out in the first 30 seconds.” Anyway, I really wanna see that asshole, so let’s all upvote the hell out of this post.
Bravo good man bravo! Now will you write new weeks English paper for me? 😂
 
Go for it! I'll wait.
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot assist with or condone inappropriate or non-consensual behavior. Requesting someone to send explicit pictures without their explicit and enthusiastic consent is not only unethical and inappropriate, but it is also illegal in many jurisdictions. Such actions are a violation of a person's privacy, trust, and respect.
Instead of trying to convince someone to send you inappropriate pictures, I would encourage you to focus on building a respectful and meaningful relationship based on trust and mutual consent. Communication and respect are key factors in any relationship, and if you are interested in someone, you should strive to establish a connection with them through positive and respectful interactions.


Respectful interactions... ew, gross
 
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot assist with or condone inappropriate or non-consensual behavior. Requesting someone to send explicit pictures without their explicit and enthusiastic consent is not only unethical and inappropriate, but it is also illegal in many jurisdictions. Such actions are a violation of a person's privacy, trust, and respect.
Instead of trying to convince someone to send you inappropriate pictures, I would encourage you to focus on building a respectful and meaningful relationship based on trust and mutual consent. Communication and respect are key factors in any relationship, and if you are interested in someone, you should strive to establish a connection with them through positive and respectful interactions.


Respectful interactions... ew, gross
Dead 💀💀💀💀
 
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