Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Trubbycat]

So what would a *bad* BBQ consist of??

yellowjackets and oppressive humidity.

 

[VoraciousValue]

The doctor told me I had onomatopoeia.
I said, “What’s that?”
He said, “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”

Or as my classmate described it when we learned about it in 7th grade English: "Wanna go-a pee-a with me??"

 

[rjr_1954]

True! I just remembered there were some diabetics among us and I wanted to be inclusive

Thank you! I really appreciate your thoughtfulness.

 

[rjr_1954]

If you want the sexy lady supermarket experience you have to go to Whole Foods. Our local regular store is like The Walking Dead.

My local supermarket advertised that they sell everything, I asked for some sperm!
Security escorted me out.

 

[rjr_1954]

I actually believed I'd be diabetic by the time I was 40. I made it to 43 and I'm alright,

I've been told, it's not what you eat but the way your body processes it. And for some it's hereditary. No one in my family has ever had it, but ME!

 

[SixShooter14]

yellowjackets and oppressive humidity.

You just described April through December for the South.... And folks question why I moved to Montana, I went from 8 months of summer to 8 months of winter.

 

[BrendaBear]

For years there was mountain lion in Griffith park in LA. It is as spotted numerous times. It finally took out a child one day.

I just found out that is where the Bronson caves are - also known as the Bat Cave!

 

[BrendaBear]

@BrendaD you will have to fill us all in on how the first day went!

It went great! I am so excited to be working with these people! Lots of enthusiasm, and wonderful atmosphere… now I intend to work my ass off and earn my pay.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It went great! I am so excited to be working with these people! Lots of enthusiasm, and wonderful atmosphere… now I intend to work my ass off and earn my pay.

I've been waiting for this update all day!!! Love it!

 

[VoraciousValue]

So my bizarre dating luck struck again!

I took a quick road trip over the weekend, and at my hotel on Saturday night, I was flipping through profiles on Tinder. Came across a woman who had her Snapchat profile listed in her Tinder bio, so I messaged her. Come to find out she had already met someone, and she deleted her Tinder profile yesterday! The kind of thing that happens to me, and I am convinced, only to me.

Meanwhile, I completely redid my Tinder bio, got some positive critiques, and I'm still attracting nothing but bots.

 

[Deadbed1968]

It went great! I am so excited to be working with these people! Lots of enthusiasm, and wonderful atmosphere… now I intend to work my ass off and earn my pay.

Amazing news Brenda! So great to hear!!

 

[default24]

So my bizarre dating luck struck again!

I took a quick road trip over the weekend, and at my hotel on Saturday night, I was flipping through profiles on Tinder. Came across a woman who had her Snapchat profile listed in her Tinder bio, so I messaged her. Come to find out she had already met someone, and she deleted her Tinder profile yesterday! The kind of thing that happens to me, and I am convinced, only to me.

Meanwhile, I completely redid my Tinder bio, got some positive critiques, and I'm still attracting nothing but bots.

That's a tough one, you really have to find a way to stand out there. Might I suggest a profile pic where it seems like your clothes are just melting off?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That's a tough one, you really have to find a way to stand out there. Might I suggest a profile pic where it seems like your clothes are just melting off?

Don't forget the sweatpants

 

[SixShooter14]

who could say 'no' to melting off grey sweatpants?

 

[default24]

Don't forget the sweatpants

Good thinking, there's remove that way. Keep them wanting more

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Good thinking, there's remove that way. Keep them wanting more

I mean, it's what drew me to you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Everyone is invited to my imaginary BBQ. We need some music too, anybody feel like playing, or DJing?

 

[rjr_1954]

@BrendaD
is @SixShooter14 a newbie?

 

[default24]

I mean, it's what drew me to you.

Ha! Drew. Fucking clever

Now to figure out what would keep you coming back for more

 

[SixShooter14]

@BrendaD
is @SixShooter14 a newbie?

new-ish.... I've been here a time or 3

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ha! Drew. Fucking clever

Now to figure out what would keep you coming back for more

I'm sure you'll think of something, you're a clever boy.

 

[BrendaBear]

new-ish.... I've been here a time or 3

 

[rjr_1954]

who could say 'no' to melting off grey sweatpants?

As long as nothing else melts off

 

[default24]

As long as nothing else melts off

It's allllll part of the show

 

[rjr_1954]

@BrendaD
is @SixShooter14 a newbie?

Oh yeah! Welcome to Chaos!
Thought you could just sneak on, and no-one would notice eh? Just kidding!!!