Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[DeckardNYC]

DeckardNYC is missing due to the fact that he put too much detergent in the washer, creating an insurmountable quantity of foam, which positively engulfed him. He's still wading through.

She's in Antarctica researching the melting ice packs.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC is missing because he was abducted by a travelling circus troupe, who deemed him perfect as a new side attraction on their upcoming show.

 

[DeckardNYC]

DeckardNYC is missing because he was abducted by a travelling circus troupe, who deemed him perfect as a new side attraction on their upcoming show.

Val is missing because Patrick kidnapped her and is holding her as his sex slave under his rock.

 

[cascadiabound]

DeckardNYC is missing because he fell off the ferry on the way to Martha's Vineyard

 

[DeckardNYC]

DeckardNYC is missing because he fell off the ferry on the way to Martha's Vineyard

She went north to fish for crabs off Alaska

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC is missing after bumping into a giant beanstalk and deciding to climb it to see where it led.

 

[DeckardNYC]

DeckardNYC is missing after bumping into a giant beanstalk and deciding to climb it to see where it led.

Val is on the last train to Clarksville

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC went missing when he flew over the cuckoo's nest.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Got held up by an interesting proposition

 

[_valkyrie_]

BlackCaramelCreme is missing because a bee mistook her for a flower and hauled her back to the hive.

 

[loquere]

They won the lottery

 

[AlexBailey]

They won the lottery

They got lost in a frenzy of writing up inspiring story prompts in the Story Ideas section of the forum.

 

[loquere]

They went for a tour at Buckingham palace & got lost.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to wrestle an alligator.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Tried to wrestle an alligator.

Abducted by aliens for a good old fashioned probing...

 

[AlexBailey]

Abducted by aliens for a good old fashioned probing...

He commandeered an alien spacecraft and is now “abducting” willing and excited participants for weekend lunar joyrides.

 

[loquere]

He commandeered an alien spacecraft and is now “abducting” willing and excited participants for weekend lunar joyrides.

Decided to run for President & got assassinated.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Exploded into a bunch of glitter.

 

[loquere]

Got kidnapped by aliens.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Loquere is missing due to the fact that they are adhering to their migration pattern.

 

[PandemicReader8]

@_valkyrie_ is missing because Agent 99 needed help in the field.

 

[VoraciousValue]

@_valkyrie_ is missing because Agent 99 needed help in the field.

Fell into the vat!

 

[PandemicReader8]

Fell into the vat!

NOT THE DIP!

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Got too involved in a book.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Locked in the trunk of a NEW CAR!