Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Deleted member 6568729]

*plants a big winner kiss on his cheek*

And who knows where the fuck that actually is in this fucked up analogy?

Hopefully near the fun parts!

You guys have my attention...

 

[Saltfountain]

Default certainly has Michaelangelo's David beat in at least one department.

His pubes don't look like a merkin?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If you can get through that first cum shot in the mouth, Vegemite is a walk in the park.

It’s that bad huh? No offense to semen

 

[missswannie]

His pubes don't look like a merkin?

*hands the clippers and the #1 and #2

 

[default24]

His pubes don't look like a merkin?

*hands the clippers and the #1 and #2

Kind of a mix between the two?
https://www.***********/s/uyhdn7nky2u88md/Photo Jun 19, 12 18 42 AM.jpg?dl=0

 

[Saltfountain]

It’s that bad huh? No offense to semen

No idea. Have only tried Vegeshite

 

[missswannie]

It’s that bad huh? No offense to semen

No it's delicious. Both are. Just the first time takes courage.

 

[SassyPixiedust]

If you can get through that first cum shot in the mouth, Vegemite is a walk in the park.

Lmao wow I'd rather taste vegemite on the regular.

 

[Saltfountain]

Kind of a mix between the two?
https://www.***********/s/uyhdn7nky2u88md/Photo Jun 19, 12 18 42 AM.jpg?dl=0

Picasso in his 'Normal' period.

Weird cunt

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Kind of a mix between the two?
https://www.***********/s/uyhdn7nky2u88md/Photo Jun 19, 12 18 42 AM.jpg?dl=0

Does the photo not scroll down any further? Is my phone broken?

 

[WerdNerd]

His pubes don't look like a merkin?

Not quite. Default has a massive cock whereas David's is, shall we say, of rather more modest proportions.

 

[Saltfountain]

Does the photo not scroll down any further? Is my phone broken?

I'd imagine it probably has some liquid damage...

 

[Saltfountain]

Not quite. Default has a massive cock whereas David's is, shall we say, of rather more modest proportions.

Yeah, was a joke mate

I'll hire a drummer next time

 

[missswannie]

Lmao wow I'd rather taste vegemite on the regular.

I'm very happy with both on the reg.

 

[Saltfountain]

My wife and I...View attachment 2219058

Does your wife know you post her pics on a sex site? Just curious, because it's a cunt move if she doesn't...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No it's delicious. Both are. Just the first time takes courage.

Ha. I didn’t see the first cumshot… coming

 

[default24]

Not quite. Default has a massive cock whereas David's is, shall we say, of rather more modest proportions.

Lol, you're way too kind

 

[SassyPixiedust]

I'm very happy with both on the reg.

Both would be nice, I just seem to have more access to vegemite these days

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Kind of a mix between the two?
https://www.***********/s/uyhdn7nky2u88md/Photo Jun 19, 12 18 42 AM.jpg?dl=0

*growls*

I imagine you own nothing but sweatpants. Please don't correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[default24]

I'm very happy with both on the reg.

^thread champ^

 

[WerdNerd]

Yeah, was a joke mate

I'll hire a drummer next time

I got that it was a joke. Or at least a valiant attempt. Maybe you should hire some writers instead of a drummer, mate.

 

[default24]

*growls*

I imagine you own nothing but sweatpants. Please don't correct me if I'm wrong.

Don't even own underwear

Btw, you got your nipple pic for the collage

 

[beagler05]

Ok, here is PG’s ramblings on titty fucking.

1-I am fortunate as I have very sensitive breasts and nipples so I can orgasm from it IF my partner pays me some attention

2-I have extremely fuckable tits but sometimes size can be an issue. For perspective the cosmic dildo is too wide for me to wrap my hand around but it seemed average-ish between my breasts. Some cocks are not long enough to push through and up. That’s ok! We can do more of a sandwich versus a hot dog roll it will feel amazing to them and again IF they pay me some attention then we can both cum another lovely win-win.

3-if they are a bit more endowed then they can porn fuck my tits where their cock pops out and I get to have a taste each stroke. This is my favorite but the most rare.

Clearly titty fucking is something I really like.
But let’s pretend it did nothing for me sexually but my partner was into it…. I would still want to do it because it gives the person that i am being intimate with pleasure.
Sex should be an amazing dance where each person is pleased and pleases. Both give and take and while no one should do something that they do not want to do simply saying no because it “does nothing for you” is the wrong approach. Instead try to figure out how to make it work for you both.

I've truly and completely fallen in lust!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Trying to keep up with this thread is an exercise. I go to watch an episode of Mando and come back to like 6 pages!

Did we have a theme for the day?

 

[SassyPixiedust]

I'm very happy with both on the reg.

I would too but someone doesn't allow me