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Wanna sling your balls down my lane?Might fuck around and show off my bowling trophy to get all the skanks panty dropping.
I really want a long, hot bath.
Unfortunately, the people who designed our bathroom did not have tall people in mind when they measured out the space for the tub.
Can relate. At 6'3, I've never found a bath I fit comfortably in.I really want a long, hot bath.
Unfortunately, the people who designed our bathroom did not have tall people in mind when they measured out the space for the tub.
Yeah, five-toed socks are a personal choiceBecause they want to? Stop yuking someone's yum and mind your own business.
You would not have to ask twice!Wanna sling your balls down my lane?![]()
But I won't e-bang people with socks! *shudders*Because they want to? Stop yuking someone's yum and mind your own business.
I slowly take my hand out of the extra large boom chicka pop kettle corn bag...I'm going to regret eating that much corn.
Thank you. I needed the giggle.I'm going to regret eating that much corn.
I slowly take my hand out of the extra large boom chicka pop kettle corn bag...
I'll see you at 2am when I'm praying for death.Thank you. I needed the giggle.![]()
I wasn't giggling at your predicament, but because I could imagine the look on your face while you were thinking that thought.I'll see you at 2am when I'm praying for death.![]()
It's ok even if you did! Natural consequences. lolI wasn't giggling at your predicament, but because I could imagine the look on your face while you were thinking that thought.