Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Bloke has brought me 2 iced coffees, a sandwich, and a fruit platter so far. Pool side chilling is going well.
Is he:
a. A really nice guy
b. Got something to say
c. Purchased something
d. Wanting sex pretty soon.
All of the above. Pee first with those iced coffees LOL
 
Many of my favorite pics of women on here aren’t nude at all.
My nude yesterday is offended. Makes a note not to post those anymore.
Good morning, lovelies!
How do you look so gorgeous this early?
So is "subtly sexy" today's theme?
Very sexy.
Hopefully not *just* cute.
(but to each, his or her own)
i wouldnt call this cute. What was that word to use? Fuuuuuuuck
 
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I like to think I'm a man of my word so here are my first attempts in the audio format. Hopefully the links work ok.

https://www.***********/s/z9iixx9u7hgc6ax/Poof Poem 1.m4a?dl=0

https://www.***********/s/7xgh5kw8r4cin8r/Poof poem 2.m4a?dl=0
Jesus Christ dude. Awesome poem i can understand and awesomer poem i dont. I did hear poof though and it sounded so good. Talk dirty to me in French all day long.
 
(Yawning)
Hi chaos… slept in late…
Scrolling through the last few pages Meade me quite melancholy. We are all aching for love and attention even if we are in relationships. The partners that withhold (purposefully or not) can really hurt those that want them. Wish I had an answer.

And by the way if I was ever lucky enough to have a naked woman kneeling in front of me ever again, I would gratefully stroke her hair and face and say “Open wide…”
 
Jesus Christ dude. Awesome poem i can understand and awesomer poem i dont. I did hear poof though and it sounded so good. Talk dirty to me in French all day long.
It's a simple one. My French is rudimentary at best.

"Where are the nude photos?
They have all disappeared.
What noise did the make?
The heartbreaking sound of 'poof'"
 
I like to think I'm a man of my word so here are my first attempts in the audio format. Hopefully the links work ok.

https://www.***********/s/z9iixx9u7hgc6ax/Poof Poem 1.m4a?dl=0

https://www.***********/s/7xgh5kw8r4cin8r/Poof poem 2.m4a?dl=0
These are awesome! You have a great voice for performing them too! 👏 👏 👏 👏
 
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