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Full hard obviously… because the size at hard is the time it’s working / operating … fuck … you know what I mean!
Some of us can operate at 75% and break the seal. Others need to be at full blast. I suggest that you add 25% to each reading in order to be equitable to the functionally semi hard.
 
Some of us can operate at 75% and break the seal. Others need to be at full blast. I suggest that you add 25% to each reading in order to be equitable to the functionally semi hard.
Ok … but just because you don’t NEED to be hard to be functional … doesn’t mean we should bother with semi-hard measurements …

Hard measurements only.
 
I believe that the average penis erection size is 5-5.5 inches (12.7-13.7 cm for metric folks).

Anecdotally, my wife never complained about my size. Plenty of other things but not that 🤣
Yeah I can google the average… but it won’t tell me the average of CHAOS users.

Why do I want to know? I don’t really… but it might be helpful information for some…

PLUS … I was genuinely curious if men could put ego aside and be open and honest
 
This is science people .. plain and simple. It’s not an elaborate complicated study about the effects of viagra, semi-hard …. Whatever.

Clearly I’ve worked you up all in a frenzy
For some reason I never measured an erect dick, until I read Lit stories here about 15 years go (before I met my wife). I then did a length measurement and it was about 7 inches. I used the information to fllirt at the appropriete time with online ladies. But that was then. I have no idea now and do not care. My wife never cared nor did I about her breast size. We joked both were big enough for our hands and mouths.
 
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