Drinking With Strangers

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I know it is early but dude just sat at bar and ordered sweet tea and salad. WTF.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I rarely go out, and when I go
I always hope I don't see anyone I know
'Cause the drinks bring no joy to me, I just can't remember when
All the drugs begin to fail me,
Left me only with a lonely child to fend
I tried to love and I failed

 

[BongoGal]

I rarely go out, and when I go
I always hope I don't see anyone I know

Yes here comes a regular
Am I the only one who feels ashamed?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Yes here comes a regular
Am I the only one who feels ashamed?

Well a person can work up a mean mean thirst after a hard day of nothing at all.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Doing this and day drinking Gilfs at bar are already saying lets have some drinks before ordering food so that is fucking rad.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

No fucking lie. Dude just walked into bar and he looked like dude from Ghost who killed Dalton. Or was that Road House?


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[Mo_Bandy]

I will add. If you are a dude and come into bar mid-day and sit by yourself at table instead of bar I will assume you are a serial killer.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude skanks Gilfs at bar talking about their shower routine and now its tent city in my pants.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Been awhile since I did this. People get ready.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude right off the bat ordered beer and watching baseball girl approaches me and asks if I am some other dude. Then other dude shows up. Fucking Tinder date I assume. Should be fun sitting next to me.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Sick of drinking with myself. Probably going to do the bar thing here in a few. Unsure if I go breweries or skanky sports bar or irish pub or regular dive bar.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I’m going to shoot myself… I live in a town with no bars.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I’m going to shoot myself… I live in a town with no bars.

Not good no. Liquor stores? You should move really.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I just got hired in the quirky capital of Texas.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I just got hired in the quirky capital of Texas.

You should be hired to open a goddamn bar.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

All it is is bars, restaurants, and glamping.

 

[AmberLGreen]

All it is is bars, restaurants, and glamping.

That isn’t glamping. That is just Mo pitching his trouser tent as the sight of all the skank talent

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Not gonna lie I drink at some wild spots.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Wild shit. At bar by myself and do t know anyone and bartender chick talking to me about Unabomber. It aint me alright for fucks sake.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Also I am fucking old and grumpy. Cant stand fucking cigarette smoke and sitting outside.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

This fucking couple next to me is involved in some drama about him going to strip club with her brother in law. Really enjoy this shit about bar life.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This fucking couple next to me is involved in some drama about him going to strip club with her brother in law. Really enjoy this shit about bar life.

I find the people you meet are who really make the bar experience.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I find the people you meet are who really make the bar experience.

I am hit or miss. Probably going to drink in silence tonight but you never know. I probably need a bourbon shot.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

This fucking couple next to me is involved in some drama about him going to strip club with her brother in law. Really enjoy this shit about bar life.

They’re fucking and arguing about the strip club at the same time?