Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Saltfountain]

Not much of a story … just the bulk of non-circumcised men I knew were not good at cleanliness, or always needed a wipe at least before action which makes random spontaneous fun difficult… plus condoms NEVER worked .. always broke

I've never has a bust condom

Awaits inevitable assumptions

 

[Cindy027]

An alien comes to earth and meets with the pope and the pope is very surprised to hear that Jesus visits his planet every two to four years. The pope asks the alien how this is possible as the last time the people of earth saw Jesus was 2000 years ago. So the alien ponders this for a while and then says “Every time Jesus visits us we present him with a box of chocolates, which he seems to like very much, what did you give him last time “

 

[shenglung]

Or the BABY JESUS butt plug

Did someone say Baby Jesus butt plug?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Oooh .. a handle for perfect butt insertion … remember boys and girls … only stick things in your butt that have a handle… otherwise it’s a trip to the emergency room cuz remember the butt is a vacuum

Ok butt is it Hoover or shop vac?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’d go further to say that at this point in my life… if I was suddenly single, well I’d likely go full lesbian instead of bi … or if I did do Dick again it would HAVE to be a cut Dick with a vasectomy

You do like bewbies

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Or the BABY JESUS butt plug

Oh. You’ve seen the prayer hands silicon butt toys?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok butt is it Hoover or shop vac?

I mean … I guess it depends on how much fibre you eat.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. You’ve seen the prayer hands silicon butt toys?

Butt of course

See what I did there.


I mean I haven’t actually SEEN it… cuz I’m not a butt girl personally

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Most Brits are uncircumcised

Well when you send me my dick pic pull the foreskin back so I can get the full view.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've never has a bust condom

Awaits inevitable assumptions

I don’t know what to tell ya … maybe it’s my candy cavern … more skittle than whopper?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I mean … I guess it depends on how much fibre you eat.

That’s what they make xlax, enemas for.
Butt be sqeeeeeeaky clean
Lol.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well when you send me my dick pic full the foreskin back so I can get the full view.

I mean … there is something innately hilarious about a dick with a built in top hat

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Ok fair … but if you dick is so small it can barely be inserted, you don’t have much choice imo

True.

 

[rjr_1954]

Absolutely!! Oral is definitely one of my strengths!

It's my only strength!

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s what they make xlax, enemas for.
Butt be sqeeeeeeaky clean
Lol.

Again … not something I’m familiar with.

 

[Cindy027]

I’d go further to say that at this point in my life… if I was suddenly single, well I’d likely go full lesbian instead of bi … or if I did do Dick again it would HAVE to be a cut Dick with a vasectomy

I could give you so many positives for going with the full lesbian package

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I've never has a bust condom

Awaits inevitable assumptions

Refrains from commenting. Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's my only strength!

Tell me you have a micro penis … without telling me you have a micro penis.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I could give you so many positives for going with the full lesbian package

Oh yea? … say… “how YOU doin?”

 

[rjr_1954]

Ok fair … but if you dick is so small it can barely be inserted, you don’t have much choice imo

How about if it doesn't work. I have diabetes. Oral and fingers is all I got to work with.

 

[Saltfountain]

Well when you send me my dick pic pull the foreskin back so I can get the full view.

When you send me my cunt pic spread it nice and wide

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Oh yea? … say… “how YOU doin?”

Say it in your best Joey voice. Lol.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about if it doesn't work. I have diabetes. Oral and fingers is all I got to work with.

Oh … dude… I’m sorry. You took this in a far too serious place.

 

[crazychemgirl]

When you send me my cunt pic spread it nice and wide

*inserts speculum … cervix selfie!

 

[Saltfountain]

*inserts speculum … cervix selfie!

Works for me