Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Whiskeyjack]

Just what I wanted for my birthday. Jesus dong.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I scheduled lunch today so I get a lit break. Yesterday was almost non stop work. Back to back meetings for 6 1/2 hours no break! It makes for a grumpy PG

I like that you scheduled lunch to go on Lit. You’re true blue babe!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Probably not. But we're not talking about what Jesus was. Just how he's been depicted.

Well it’s more fun to talk about what he was imo ….

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have had horrible experiences with uncircumcised penises

Story time?

 

[Mrtenant]

Just what I wanted for my birthday. Jesus dong.

lmao Geebus!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Yes … as I’m sure most men who have teeny peenies are…

Solution … get REALLY good at oral.

No matter the size, men should be good at oral and magic fingers too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just what I wanted for my birthday. Jesus dong.

Does it vibrate and stimulate the clit too?

Buzzy Jeezy ftw

 

[crazychemgirl]

No matter the size, men should be good at oral and magic fingers too.

Ok fair … but if you dick is so small it can barely be inserted, you don’t have much choice imo

 

[Mrtenant]

Yes … as I’m sure most men who have teeny peenies are…

Solution … get REALLY good at oral.

Or get that totally cool penis pump?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Story time?

Not much of a story … just the bulk of non-circumcised men I knew were not good at cleanliness, or always needed a wipe at least before action which makes random spontaneous fun difficult… plus condoms NEVER worked .. always broke

 

[Joxlrg]

Not much of a story … just the bulk of non-circumcised men I knew were not good at cleanliness, of always needed a wipe at least before action which makes random spontaneous fun difficult… plus condoms NEVER worked .. always broke

I always wondered about that.. Now I know

 

[rjr_1954]

I have noticed if I haven't been on for awhile just jump in anywhere...
Not here!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have noticed if I haven't been on for awhile just jump in anywhere...
Not here!

You don’t wanna jump in on Jesus’s circumcised non-micro non-white penis… wow.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not much of a story … just the bulk of non-circumcised men I knew were not good at cleanliness, or always needed a wipe at least before action which makes random spontaneous fun difficult… plus condoms NEVER worked .. always broke

I’ve never actually been with an uncircumcised guy? Which is weird because I’ve been with a lot of guys. Must be a population demographic thing

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve never actually been with an uncircumcised guy? Which is weird because I’ve been with a lot of guys. Must be a population demographic thing

I have had about 50/50 … 100% prefer cut dicks

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Does it vibrate and stimulate the clit too?

Buzzy Jeezy ftw

Nope. Looks pretty inanimate to me.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Just what I wanted for my birthday. Jesus dong.

Don’t forget about the Jesus butt plug

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d go further to say that at this point in my life… if I was suddenly single, well I’d likely go full lesbian instead of bi … or if I did do Dick again it would HAVE to be a cut Dick with a vasectomy

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t forget about the Jesus butt plug

Or the BABY JESUS butt plug

 

[rjr_1954]

You don’t wanna jump in on Jesus’s circumcised non-micro non-white penis… wow.

You've covered everything I'm not! I think

 

[Deadbed1968]

No matter the size, men should be good at oral and magic fingers too.

Absolutely!! Oral is definitely one of my strengths!

 

[Trubbycat]

When we were expecting we made it a point not to know the sex of the baby. After years of trying and much heartbreak, we wanted to have one happy surprise. I'll spare the endless lists of baby names and the like, but one thing that hung us up was would we circumcize if it was a boy. It was a very tough choice. I'm circumcized as was done pretty much across the board back then but I have come around to the argument that if you're not Jewish leave it alone. People were giving their advice on both counts. This went on literally to the delivery room. When the doctor said it was a girl I whispered to my wife, "Now we don't have to decide!"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope. Looks pretty inanimate to me.
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Oooh .. a handle for perfect butt insertion … remember boys and girls … only stick things in your butt that have a handle… otherwise it’s a trip to the emergency room cuz remember the butt is a vacuum

 

[Saltfountain]

I’ve never actually been with an uncircumcised guy? Which is weird because I’ve been with a lot of guys. Must be a population demographic thing

Most Brits are uncircumcised

 

[crazychemgirl]

The fucking audacity of men … even Dick gets autocorrected to have a capital D