Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

Poor bendy dicks

I think the curve can be a good time

 

[crazychemgirl]

I saw a tiktok recently where a guy was mad at the saying “big dick energy” claiming it was a form of body shaming because men cannot help if they have tiny peeners… and like height they get discriminated against

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think the curve can be a good time

I don’t know about you but my cooter closet doesn’t have a 180° turn

 

[BrendaBear]

Mmmm! Tequila!

Sammy Hagar - Mas Tequila

 

[crazychemgirl]

(And yes I just wanted to use the term cooter closet)

 

[BrendaBear]

Me. 100% would die happy never seeing another dick pic.

Me too.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don’t know about you but my cooter closet doesn’t have a 180° turn

I think I have a tilted cervix. Not that tilted though.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I have a tilted cervix. Not that tilted though.

I think I have a tilted brain

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

(And yes I just wanted to use the term cooter closet)

Wombat hole?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wombat hole?

Wombats have cubed poops

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think I have a tilted brain

But it’s a good brain CCM

 

[crazychemgirl]

square vag hole? … talk about round peg in a square hole

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I went to Catholic school from kindergarten through high school graduation. I think Jesus, on the cross, was the first mostly naked man I ever saw. Botticelli's painting Christ on the Cross is a pretty good example of how his physique is usually portrayed. The artistic depiction of Jesus is, historically, hot.

I seem to remember coming across an article about Jesus as a sex symbol once. He's always got those chiseled abs on the crucifix. And in a lot of European art he's got the long blond hair and blue eyes of a man on the cover of a bodice-ripper romance novel. I'll have to look for that article again.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wombats have cubed poops

Square assholes?

 

[Deadbed1968]

I think I have a tilted brain

I think all of our brains are a bit tilted here!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Square assholes?

Apparently talented colon muscles

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I saw a tiktok recently where a guy was mad at the saying “big dick energy” claiming it was a form of body shaming because men cannot help if they have tiny peeners… and like height they get discriminated against

Maybe he should popularize a phrase like "little dick action" or something as a positive male trait.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I seem to remember coming across an article about Jesus as a sex symbol once. He's always got those chiseled abs on the crucifix. And in a lot of European art he's got the long blond hair and blue eyes of a man on the cover of a bodice-ripper romance novel. I'll have to look for that article again.

Wait… Jesus was white?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I come back from lunch and let's see: request for french fries; Happy Birthday and calendars; iPhone 13 Max is the prime recommendation; Indie's boobs; hot air balloons (connected with boob conversation?); dick pics; Jesus as a sex symbol (Jesus Christ Superstar is playing in Detroit) tex-mex food and drink; and bacon and biscuits. Did I catch up?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe he should popularize a phrase like "little dick action" or something as a positive male trait.

No one wants little dick action …

Hence the problem.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Apparently talented colon muscles

Out there on the sphincter sphere

 

[crazychemgirl]

I come back from lunch and let's see: request for french fries; Happy Birthday and calendars; iPhone 13 Max is the prime recommendation; Indie's boobs; hot air balloons (connected with boob conversation?); dick pics; Jesus as a sex symbol (Jesus Christ Superstar is playing in Detroit) tex-mex food and drink; and bacon and biscuits. Did I catch up?

Cubed vaginas

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No one wants little dick action …

Hence the problem.

What happened to its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
Id rather have a smaller dick than a giant monster dick tbh.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I come back from lunch and let's see: request for french fries; Happy Birthday and calendars; iPhone 13 Max is the prime recommendation; Indie's boobs; hot air balloons (connected with boob conversation?); dick pics; Jesus as a sex symbol (Jesus Christ Superstar is playing in Detroit) tex-mex food and drink; and bacon and biscuits. Did I catch up?

Nailed it!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

What happened to its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
Id rather have a smaller dick than a giant monster dick tbh.

I always say my eyes are bigger than my puss.