Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[missswannie]

Actually no zips on today. But bra is on for the first time in days and 3 hooks are the same as a zip, yes?

Stop throwing dollar coins down my top. Only $2 coins allowed.

 

[Lmizzler]

Actually no zips on today. But bra is on for the first time in days and 3 hooks are the same as a zip, yes?

What a lovely view as always. No complaints from me on not having zippers in this pic

 

[positiveflirt]

OK, bloke has grabbed some cigars on the way home. I do love him, he never questions.
I have no idea how to do a Lit friendly pic.

This one might have to be Lit-unfriendly

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

OK, bloke has grabbed some cigars on the way home. I do love him, he never questions.
I have no idea how to do a Lit friendly pic.

Someone did ask if I could light one and do a Bangkok stage girl trick. Not sure the muscle sequence for that, but wouldn't I end up tasting of cigar smoke,?

From personal experience (in the 80s) the result is heavenly both on a cigar and a reefer*. You to kids enjoy yourselves.

*I vape the Mexican laughing Tobacco now, so, um, "no". But I did just order a box of Gurkha cigars...

 

[Deadbed1968]

Stop throwing dollar coins down my top. Only $2 coins allowed.

Toonies!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Toonies!!

I bet the don't call them toonies in Oz, because I can't imagine them having "loonies" as their $1 coin.

Loonie, toonie (twonie?)

https://i.imgur.com/ZXk7wdm.png
https://i.imgur.com/O0YRv40.jpg

 

[LupineOne]

*Yawn* morning…
*poof*

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

*Yawn* morning…

good morning Wolfie.

 

[LupineOne]

good morning Wolfie.

Morning Tan

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

*Yawn* morning…

Buenos dias de Mexico?

 

[LupineOne]

Si, hasta ahora es un muy bien dia, gracias

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Si, hasta ahora es un muy bien dia, gracias

Bringing sexy from abroad. Muy bien. Have fun!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Si, hasta ahora es un muy bien dia, gracias

The extent of my Mexican Spanish:

Dos cervezas por favor
Una mas
Donde esta el baño

I figure if I sit there and have a couple of beers someone will show up who speaks English and Spanish better than I do

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The extent of my Mexican Spanish:

Dos cervezas por favor
Una mas
Donde esta el baño

I figure if I sit there and have a couple of beers someone will show up who speaks English and Spanish better than I do

Seems like all you should need? Maybe add in margarita por favor?

 

[Saltfountain]

The extent of my Mexican Spanish:

Dos cervezas por favor
Una mas
Donde esta el baño

I figure if I sit there and have a couple of beers someone will show up who speaks English and Spanish better than I do

Not me. I can't speak Spanish at all and I got told my English was shit by OP yesterday too

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Not me. I can't speak Spanish at all and I got told my English was shit by OP yesterday too

i think it was the other way around.
Hug it out?

 

[Saltfountain]

i think it was the other way around.
Hug it out?

Nakey hugs?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

The Spanish I know will get me slapped or in a fight.
A co worker years ago was “ teaching” me. I was like 18. He tells me
Pendejo means morning.

Few days later. I see the manager coming in and tell him “ morning “ After some explaining. The manager tells me. Ask me next time he teaches you something in Spanish. Glad he had a good sense of humor

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nakey hugs?

Only if you let me whisper realtor in your ear repeatedly.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The Spanish I know will get me slapped or in a fight.
A co worker years ago was “ teaching” me. I was like 18. He tells me
Pendejo means morning.

Few days later. I see the manager coming in and tell him “ morning “ After some explaining. The manager tells me. Ask me next time he teaches you something in Spanish. Glad he had a good sense of humor

Hola puta means "hi girl" right?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Hola puta means "hi girl" right?

I know better NOW.

 

[Trubbycat]

I could use some naked hugs this morning...

 

[Saltfountain]

Only if you let me whisper realtor in your ear repeatedly.

I'll even let you pronounce it ree-la-tor

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The zipper and the

Enter at your own risk

I missed it

 

[bullus]

Morning Chaos! Tuesday has been shitty so far. Hoping Chaos can bring me out of the funk!