Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[BrendaBear]

Hope everyone is having a nice evening, where ever you are, (or whatever time of day you're experiencing at this moment or if you're an alien that scoffs as primitive human notions of time but are weirdly fascinated by our sexual rituals).

Wait… if the aliens don’t know or care about time, then how do they know if he was premature? And what is with all the anal probes???

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That is what the undressed thread is for. You want to see them, right? This is a safe for work thread, silly.

This is correct. We'd never post that stuff here.

 

[BrendaBear]

This is correct. We'd never post that stuff here.

Well.. trying to be a good girl, you know?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Did you end up in jail?

Going to jail isn’t a badge of honor. Not by long shot.

 

[BrendaBear]

Going to jail isn’t a badge of honor. Not by long shot.

I agree - I have never been arrested and hope to keep it that way.

 

[Trubbycat]

Topic:
What kind of mischief did you get into growing up?

I ended up in jail twice.

I was detained but not arrested.

 

[Trubbycat]

What’s everyone doing with there night?

Recuperating after a shitty day at work and doing some badly neglected housework.

 

[Trubbycat]

It's that time of the night...

*puff puff pass*

Haven’t puffed in years…

 

[Trubbycat]

Haven’t puffed in years…

Although I feel that once retired I’ll be grandpa ganja…

 

[BrendaBear]

Haven’t puffed in years…

Peter, Paul and Mary - Puff The Magic Dragon

 

[Trubbycat]

I once was able to bring a party to a halt by pretending to be a police officer. That was fun.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Wait… if the aliens don’t know or care about time, then how do they know if he was premature? And what is with all the anal probes???

I'm convinced it is the "Zoo" theory of alien encounters. We're just animals in a zoo to them and they just periodically poke us.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm convinced it is the "Zoo" theory of alien encounters. We're just animals in a zoo to them and then just periodically poke us.

And every once in a while they find a specimen that truly enjoys probing.

 

[rjr_1954]

I was detained but not arrested.

I was 8 & 10

 

[Trubbycat]

I was 8 & 10

No idea what that was unless it’s your age…

 

[BrendaBear]

No idea what that was unless it’s your age…

Isn’t that sportsball talk?

 

[Trubbycat]

Isn’t that sportsball talk?

RJ said 8 and 10. I’m assuming that’s when he had his brushes with the constabulary.

I was 13.

 

[rjr_1954]

No idea what that was unless it’s your age…

At age 8, I was arrested for starting a fire
At age 10, detained for being illegally in a construction site

 

[VoraciousValue]

I agree - I have never been arrested and hope to keep it that way.

I have a bizarre fear of going to prison for something I didn't do. Think I've watched way too much of The A-Team.

https://g.co/kgs/tH8wWr

 

[Trubbycat]

We were picked up because my friend thought it’d be hilarious to chuck smoke bombs (road flares) into shop doors.

 

[rjr_1954]

RJ said 8 and 10. I’m assuming that’s when he had his brushes with the constabulary.

I was 13.

I'm was a troubled kid, a loner

 

[rjr_1954]

RJ said 8 and 10. I’m assuming that’s when he had his brushes with the constabulary.

I was 13.

Are they police?

 

[Trubbycat]

Are they police?

Yup

 

[Paul_Chance]

<----suddenly humming "Bad Boys" to himself

 

[rjr_1954]

Yup

I had lots of interactions with the police