Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[missswannie]

Do I do it conservatively, mermaid style, or shake your tail feather like?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Do I do it conservatively, mermaid style, or shake your tail feather like?

I trust your judgement.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Do I do it conservatively, mermaid style, or shake your tail feather like?

Where’s the fun in being conservative? Strut your stuff and shake those tail feathers! You’ve got it, so flaunt it!

 

[missswannie]

None of the above to start with as it turns out. I'll drive the RIB tender and nudge the boat through the other moorings to the reef channel, so we don't churn up the sand and ruin visibility for all the guys underwater. The wetsuit will have to come off after that so we will see what's underneath.

 

[Photog1rl]

Do you:
1. Have a steady job
2. Pick up after yourself
3. Practice basic hygiene

If so, then you're a catch.

Ashley, raise those standards! Please.

 

[Bbl87]

Do you:
1. Have a steady job
2. Pick up after yourself
3. Practice basic hygiene

If so, then you're a catch.

Haha, with those high standards, yes.

 

[Trubbycat]

I've been told i have to raise my standards somewhat. I also require a man listen to me complain about my rival from work. She knows what she did.

What, we have to listen now? Jesus…

 

[Trubbycat]

With BOTH ears! And then tell me I'm right. Then you get your reward

I’ll even throw in a few uh-huhs and reallys, complete with no way!

 

[Trubbycat]

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Me when you do that

Uh-huh

 

[Bbl87]

I've been told i have to raise my standards somewhat. I also require a man listen to me complain about my rival from work. She knows what she did.

I mean, pretty much describes the whole hour after my wife gets home. So I still qualify.

 

[missswannie]

Underwater critters

 

[Deadbed1968]

Underwater critters

I love the pink critter at the end!

 

[jason28053]

Underwater critters

The last pic looks like the elusive beaver bottom

 

[Codeman93]

Underwater critters

I’m my best Steve Irwin accent
*you see that there that’s the most dangerous creature and in all the world it has the power to control your mine with a single taste*
Stunning photos

 

[Trubbycat]

Underwater critters

Beautiful creatures, especially the last one.

 

[Bbl87]

I'll make sure your glass of bourbon stays full while you listen to my complaints and pretend to care

You assume pretending. There would be a modicum of care.

 

[LupineOne]

A repeat, but a decent one I thought
*poof*

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A repeat, but a decent one I thought
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Sweeeeeeeeeeet Wolfie! My goggles

 

[Bbl87]

You're so sweet. I want to hug you.

I do give kickass hugs.

 

[Bbl87]

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Hugs to you

Probably to scale.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/7f0e5688a931e80be2795f96fb52e94f/tumblr_puc1peXrd91yoqfqjo5_r1_540.gif

 

[zach20092]

Underwater critters

From the order of the pics.. was that the seal after it saw you in all your glory?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Underwater critters

I am really warming up to the aussie wildlife. Thank you @missswannie

 

[missswannie]

From the order of the pics.. was that the seal after it saw you in all your glory?

Sea Lions. They like seeing themselves in the face mask glass. They aren't very big, but they can be fast. They get a bit interested when you reach into ledges and pull out a lobster with gloves, usually wanting their tax.

 

[missswannie]

I am really warming up to the aussie wildlife. Thank you @missswannie

Most of them are reasonably friendly or at least tolerate sharing their environment. They have got over the colonial era of if it moves kill it and generally accept us now as not a threat. The odd shark, orca, or crocodile might disagree.

 

[Recooter]

Most of them are reasonably friendly or at least tolerate sharing their environment. They have got over the colonial era of if it moves kill it and generally accept us now as not a threat. The odd shark, orca, or crocodile might disagree.

The photos are amazing! How deep are you? I dive all the time, and I have never experienced that kind of interaction, but I typically dive on the east coast of the US and the Caribbean.