AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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No fucking breakfastOh. What do I get if there's no fucking?
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No fucking breakfastOh. What do I get if there's no fucking?
No fucking breakfast![]()
A Greggs sausage roll is better than most fucks I have hadBadoom Tshhh!
I'll just have to either slip you some rohypnol the night before - that way you wake up thinking you've had a fabulous fucking - or resign myself to going to Gregg's for a sausage roll.
A Greggs sausage roll is better than most fucks I have had![]()
Ugghh... I've refused chitlins on several occasions. I know people who grew up eating them during hog-killing time along with hog brains. But just the sight and smell of either of them make me want to hurl... Now fried pork rinds or cracklin cornbread, on the other hand, I can deal with those.I was willing to try almost anything except the horse intestines.![]()
I prefer good sausage gravy to creamed chipped beef, but I won't turn it down if it's served. But then I'll only eat sausage gravy every once in a while anyway. Nowadays I'm more into making some type of breakfast bowl meal than anything else. Lots of fresh salsa means fewer carbs.Ugh. I grew up on that. My Dad loved it. I'd be happy to never see it again. But it wasn't bad until the 50th time or so.
I don’t really like the Miley Cyrus Flowers song
How was it wild?In Japan. I was surprised at how little breakfast stuff they ate for breakfast. Other than the raw egg on top of everything. Dennys there was wild.
If you need utensils to open your biscuit, you are doing it wrong. Sausage gravy is great but that will clog your arteries. Once in a great while, I'll indulge. Biscuits are great with anything - throw bacon, egg and cheese on there for a breakfast sandwich. Not that hungry? Jam or honey drizzled on top is nice. They pair great with fried chicken.Who the hell makes (American) biscuits that crunch? That is over baked. Golden brown at most. It needs to be soft, you shouldn't need a knife to cut them a fork should do fine.
And where was the spice in that gravy? It looked like paste lol. No spots of black pepper, the sausage lumps were also white, that was weird.
I need to know if that was a real recipe or something they got from a box and whipped up with water.
I love homemade biscuits and gravy and there is a on of flavor in it.
I can't do sweet tea though, tbh too sweet for me but I get why people love it.
European breakfasts will make you long for home. They have no concept of bacon.Do Brits do Breakfast Bowls?
Scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage (or both), cheddar cheese, diced or shredded potatoes, sometimes tomatoes all in one bowl. Sort of like a jumbled up omelette.
I took it as more a power thing, like Gene Hackman (former president)in Welcome to Mooseport giving himself the nickname "The Eagle"Jaf0’s new av is funny af.
*salutes the former tomato![]()
No, blood sausage and fatty ham =/= bacon and sausage we know.Really? The British love breakfast meat like we do.
You are trying too hard.Eggs are evil and should only be used to throw at people that eat other evil foodstuffs like Poonut butter.
Weirdo!
Bogey you know I love you but Americans have no concept of bacon. Danish and English bacon is the only rely baconEuropean breakfasts will make you long for home. They have no concept of bacon.
Beans have no business in breakfast food or in chili.I make a fucking excellent breakfast. Bacon, sausage, eggs (however you want them. Fried, poached, scrambled), button mushrooms, beans or tomatoes, toast or hash browns.
Obviously you only get this if I get an excellent fuck the night before
No black or white pudding. That is just fucking disgusting![]()
Why do people speak in absolutes like this? I've found little correlation.The prettier a woman, the lousier she is in bed
My college bestie told me that after breaking up with her 6th gf in a semester. She got all the pussy.
What is rely bacon?Bogey you know I love you but Americans have no concept of bacon. Danish and English bacon is the only rely bacon
Rely bacon is obviously “real bacon”. You know how to speak “tipsy Amber”What is rely bacon?
I've tasted both English and Danish bacon and now I know where the term "continental breakfast" comes from. No wonder people just want pastries and muffins. Bacon here is true bacon. The Canucks must have gotten theirs from the queen.
And you would ruin bacon, why? There is also thick bacon, if you must.Rely bacon is obviously “real bacon”. You know how to speak “tipsy Amber”
You don’t have real bacn. You have that thin, fatty stuff that has to be basically burnt to get a good crisp on it
Don’t go bringing Canadian bacon into this opinion because that is better than the American stuff (but it isn’t British or Danish)And you would ruin bacon, why? There is also thick bacon, if you must.
I assure you that thick American bacon is not Canadian bacon. My family left that behind a century ago (actually my father was brought here 101 years ago in the silent migration).Don’t go bringing Canadian bacon into this opinion because that is better than the American stuff (but it isn’t British or Danish)![]()
https://www.omahasteaks.com/product...8b2K8vKSBB6cxKJ-kt7LusaEWk2KWljsaAvWzEALw_wcBDon’t go bringing Canadian bacon into this opinion because that is better than the American stuff (but it isn’t British or Danish)![]()