Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

As one who also contributed to said instructional videos…I thank you kindly for your humanitarian work and gracious contribution to science.
It is on the floaty boobs, helicopter dicks, and headboard legs of the people who went before us that we continue this valiant journey!
(Plus it’s just a sexy instructional shot!)
Thank you Chopper.

I look forward to donning the teachers cap and glasses for something else instructional in due course. Not sure what is on the curriculum yet.
 
Thank you Chopper.

I look forward to donning the teachers cap and glasses for something else instructional in due course. Not sure what is on the curriculum yet.
Someone else was just asking me about a name change to HD for helicopter dick. 😃
Chopper may not be a bad option 😂 😆 😹
 
And now I need to know what it means to the Aussies and Kiwis?!?!
Either an underworld character who's preferred method of violence is knives or cleavers, or someone with helicopter tendencies. A fellow from the town I grew up in had the ability to just sustain the motion indefinitely when he did his party trick on the beach.
 
In the interest of continuing the 'How To' instructional pics and videos from yesterday.

The floating pool boobs round edition uses the same chicken fillet fingers in method of extreme push up bras. Your boobs get fuller and rounder and it pops your nipples up to the horizontal. Use a flexible phone tripod and voice shutter app, or probably better, get someone to take it for you if you have a nudes conspirator about the place.

For educational purposes of course.
I have learned. So. Much.
 
In the interest of continuing the 'How To' instructional pics and videos from yesterday.

The floating pool boobs round edition uses the same chicken fillet fingers in method of extreme push up bras. Your boobs get fuller and rounder and it pops your nipples up to the horizontal. Use a flexible phone tripod and voice shutter app, or probably better, get someone to take it for you if you have a nudes conspirator about the place.

For educational purposes of course.
Lovely, perky and nothing like catching up in the morning.
 
Not sure if’n I missed the boat for a🪞pic, but just in case I brought tits to up the ante.
Hey! My tits were out before yours!

Granted 1) yours are better & 2) yours made a lot more people happy, but don't airbrush me from history! 😜
 
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Quiet day here in the land of chaos. We all must have had Real Life stuff to deal with today.
 
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