Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lindi37]

@Lindi37 you created monsters.

Me?!

It's always Lindi.

(gets out paddle)

I’m sensing a theme here

 

[hotoldrguy]

Why am I not surprised you found your way back here? Welcome back to Chaos darling

Hi Angel!

 

[Lindi37]

Why am I not surprised you found your way back here? Welcome back to Chaos darling

Angel!

 

[Lindi37]

https://imgur.com/a/HSaPcGQ

The mirror is in the way

 

[Lmizzler]

https://imgur.com/a/HSaPcGQ

Super creative! Nicely done

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Going to the office is about the only time you seem to get dressed. You must wear your husband out!

lol, and eh he just ignores me, no wearing out that way lol

 

[Trubbycat]

lol, and eh he just ignores me, no wearing out that way lol

I don't get the guys who can ignore their naked wives.

Ignore the talking, yes. But naked...?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yes she did, now things keep escalating
You never know what's a  Link or whats just Trolling.

hahaha. omg. of course there would be a rick roll on a naked thread...

https://imgur.com/a/HSaPcGQ

the mirror is supposed to show your dick.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The gift that keeps on giving. Thank you Justa.

I try.

Meet me in the Conference Room for a ... Talk! So awesome as ALWAYS!!

oh, conference rooms, just what we need, many cameras and giant screens lol.

Hyp. No. Tizing…

all part of the world domination plan.

Did you get another weirdo moved into the cubicle opposite yours??

nope, well sort of, it has been assigned, but they are never here.

love those mesmerizing boobs!

thank you

 

[Saltfountain]

the mirror is supposed to show your dick.

It does. It just hides my penis

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It does. It just hides my penis

should have fixed my grammar then.

 

[Saltfountain]

should have fixed my grammar then.

Anyway, quit your yapping! Your mirror didn't show *any* of you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Good morning. Happy Tuesday. I am at the office today again. All fancy pants in a bra and pants. But yeah, boobs.

https://imgur.com/rZcK2nL

How do you get them to move in such good unison???

 

[shenglung]

hahaha. omg. of course there would be a rick roll on a naked thread...

Well it's atleast the 3rd so far... going to have to up my game again hmmm what next

Anyway, quit your yapping! Your mirror didn't show *any* of you

Someone didn't search hard enough lol

 

[awired50]

lol, and eh he just ignores me, no wearing out that way lol

Well that is a shame.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How do you get them to move in such good unison???

laying on bed, feet are on a shelving unit. arm holding the phone is keeping the boob on the right up, left hand is keeping the left up.

Then I am just pushing off the bookshelf with my legs in a rhythm, and they move in the same rhythm.

 

[Lmizzler]

laying on bed, feet are on a shelving unit. arm holding the phone is keeping the boob on the right up, left hand is keeping the left up.

Then I am just pushing off the bookshelf with my legs in a rhythm, and they move in the same rhythm.

Cracks me up that we just got a tutorial.

Maybe we should make a cock swinging tutorial next?

 

[whenagain]

It’s good to have a system.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Cracks me up that we just got a tutorial.

Maybe we should make a cock swinging tutorial next?

that would be excellent

 

[Saltfountain]

Someone didn't search hard enough lol

Well, back to loser corner

 

[whenagain]

I’m in.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

lol, and eh he just ignores me, no wearing out that way lol

I know I speak for everyone here: I don't understand that. Someone should talk to the man....

 

[Lmizzler]

Well I begin with a semi hard dick. If you are completely hard, you won’t get a good helicopter motion due to its stiffness. Use the bottom 3 fingers of your right hand to cup your balls. Your pointer should be across the base of your dick and your thumb should be overtop of it. Use your left hand to rub your ass cause it doesn’t have any other jobs right now.

Then get your hips moving slightly and adjust the pace of your swinging dick with your hand.
Good form should keep that thing circling for a good 8-10 seconds.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

laying on bed, feet are on a shelving unit. arm holding the phone is keeping the boob on the right up, left hand is keeping the left up.

Then I am just pushing off the bookshelf with my legs in a rhythm, and they move in the same rhythm.

Youre my idol.

Well, back to loser corner

Weirdo corner. Not loser corner. I got you.

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Why are these not the video

 

[Lmizzler]

Why are these not the video

I knew this was going to be the next request!