Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I want to be a good girl is the thing. But I just know that I am far too mischievous to be able to say in good faith that I actually am one
That's why Bad Girls get spanked and Good Girls get spaked hard.

Long day but a good day. I will be glad to get back to working from home tomorrow so I can keep up. I missed a lot today. Tomorrow's another day.
 
Woken up at 2am by a gaggle of 19 and 20 year olds back from a Harry Styles concert. Removing boob tape from uncoordinated laughing monsters who have learnt the hard way that it gets stronger with water, so diving into the pool and trying to pull it off like a band-aid is worse than waxing. Call mum.
 
The answer is oil.
Not something for me, I'd rather jiggle around. Worse case a bit of double sided tape or sock glue to keep a risky dress front in place.
My daughter taped her prom dress but I don't remember any problems (not that she'd tell me).
 
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