Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[WerdNerd]

It would be more of a check bite and then a soothing kiss/lick. Kitten soft.

You two are killing me and I'm loving every minute.

 

[bullus]

Ok, since this is Chaos...one of my coworkers just hit me with a thought of his. We work in a corporate building with lots of foot traffic. Here it is:

Ever wonder if you farted too loud in the bathroom and people walking by heard it?

My first thought in response is that it has to be considered collateral damage. You're walking by a bathroom, you're bound to hear something like that sooner or later. However, he said I should visualize and think on what the facial reactions would be of said passersby.

Now I can't stop thinking about it and laughing.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It would be more of a check bite and then a soothing kiss/lick. Kitten soft.

You can bite hard. I know I will

 

[Photog1rl]

She says that to ALL the girls...

Absolute lies! Nebs, Indie and Lindi are the only ones and I’d do it

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Absolute lies! Nebs, Indie and Lindi are the only ones and I’d do it

PG
Indie
Lindi
Justa
Musey
Nebs.

Oh wait. I’m Nebs

 

[Photog1rl]

PG
Indie
Lindi
Justa
Musey
Nebs.

Oh wait. I’m Nebs

Wait, is that the list of the asses I’ve already offered to bite or a partial a list of contenders?
Oh, I see it’s a list of the asses you’d bite

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait, is that the list of the asses I’ve already offered to bite or a partial a list of contenders?

I don’t know know. Those are asses I would bite

 

[Photog1rl]

I don’t know know. Those are asses I would bite

I realized and updated my post right as you were posting.

 

[shenglung]

PG
Indie
Lindi
Justa
Musey
Nebs.

hmmm have you been peeking at my list?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I realized and updated my post right as you were posting.

I know I saw it and it made me laugh more but I can’t double up my reactions. So…

 

[Massive Grooves]

PG
Indie
Lindi
Justa
Musey
Nebs.

Oh wait. I’m Nebs

does not seem exhaustive

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

PG
Indie
Lindi
Justa
Musey
Nebs.

Oh wait. I’m Nebs

That looks like a very happy list. Should I start at the top, or go alphabetical?

 

[Photog1rl]

So I could bite your asses ladies but maybe you’d like it more if I nibbled your ear?
@PlanetaryNebula
@Lindi37
@Indiesoul
@Justadesperatewifeandmom and @MedicalMuse we’ve not really flirted but…I like to put out myself out there.

 

[Polranny]

I enjoyed making this with Angelica

Wouldn't anyone

 

[LittleSwitchy]

So I could bite your asses ladies but maybe you’d like it more if I nibbled your ear?
@PlanetaryNebula
@Lindi37
@Indiesoul
@Justadesperatewifeandmom and @MedicalMuse we’ve not really flirted but…I like to put out myself out there.

I’m thinking nibble the ear and bite the neck. Least that’s what I like.

 

[Booboobear84]

Just my back?

No, but once I massage your back you will be putty in my hands

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

does not seem exhaustive

It’s not. It’s a rough draft

 

[Massive Grooves]

It’s not. It’s a rough draft

Give me a red pen

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That looks like a very happy list. Should I start at the top, or go alphabetical?

Maybe put all the names in a hat?

 

[Booboobear84]

PG
Indie
Lindi
Justa
Musey
Nebs.

Oh wait. I’m Nebs

There's a lot of hot on that list, and only hot.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Give me a red pen

🖍

 

[Saltfountain]

At least I'm not getting hit by anyone I guess

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

At least I'm not getting hit by anyone I guess

Come over to the weirdo corner with me

 

[Trubbycat]

Is this the non-hit on corner?

(Sadly walks over)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is this the non-hit on corner?

(Sadly walks over)

Awwww. I’ll hit on you guys