Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Saltfountain]

Is it up there with blue waffle?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fucking weirdo

Too bad all the sexy people are asleep and all you have is me now

Poof poof poof
All the little dicks trying to grow

 

[Saltfountain]

Too bad all the sexy people are asleep and all you have is me now

Poof poof poof
All the little dicks trying to grow

Guess I'll make do till someone better turns up

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Is it up there with blue waffle?

Bad dragon is a toy maker. You can get it custom however you want

 

[Saltfountain]

Bad dragon is a toy maker. You can get it custom however you want

Breathing fire?

 

[missswannie]

What did you do with the dinos in the bathroom?

I sat there and they wandered around. My brain said not real just sit there

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Breathing fire?

Bad-dragon.com

 

[missswannie]

I think that would freak me out

It was disturbing. I had influenza at the time, but kept it together

 

[missswannie]

Bad dragon is a toy maker. You can get it custom however you want

I have a couple of bad dragons. The tentacle is interesting. The others are limit testers.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't make me start posting links...

and here, I thought it was all a joke. I should know rule 34 always stands. smh

 

[LittleSwitchy]

and here, I thought it was all a joke. I should know rule 34 always stands. smh

Rule 34? I’m lost.

And good morning Justa.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so I see we had another flirting discussion. I think when it comes to me, people can recognize flirting because the awkward level increases. However, when I am involved, either flirting or being flirted with, sense of humor comes into play. I usually think any flirting towards me is humor

and because flirting came up again, and because this makes me laugh.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Rule 34? I’m lost.

And good morning Justa.

well I thought cactus fucking was just a dildo joke. However, I should have known it isn't just a joke because of rule 34. Pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject, therefor, there is actual cactus fucking.

and good morning

 

[drobert44]

so I see we had another flirting discussion. I think when it comes to me, people can recognize flirting because the awkward level increases. However, when I am involved, either flirting or being flirted with, sense of humor comes into play. I usually think any flirting towards me is humor

and because flirting came up again, and because this makes me laugh.

How will he concentrate?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And ok, Kiss my Ass Monday.

https://imgur.com/6LVEqpu

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so I see we had another flirting discussion. I think when it comes to me, people can recognize flirting because the awkward level increases. However, when I am involved, either flirting or being flirted with, sense of humor comes into play. I usually think any flirting towards me is humor

and because flirting came up again, and because this makes me laugh.

Good morning Justa, Lindi and everyone else still here.

I am reasonably sure someone would have to tell me the woman in the video was flirting...even with her legs spread in my face. I would assume she was hot and wanted that "ice lolly" (aka freezie) @missswannie was talking about.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I’m horrible at attempting to flirt or even reading if a woman is flirting with me. I need the book… Flirting for Dummies
Or if there’s IKEA instructions for flirting. I’d take that too.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

And ok, Kiss my Ass Monday.

https://imgur.com/6LVEqpu

Puckering up as I type...just don't expect me to stop.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I’m horrible at attempting to flirt or even reading if a woman is flirting with me. I need the book… Flirting for Dummies
Or if there’s IKEA instructions for flirting. I’d take that too.

IKEA instructions for flirting? Okay, I want to know about the allen key....

 

[drobert44]

And ok, Kiss my Ass Monday.

https://imgur.com/6LVEqpu

Lovley hot ass!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Damn!!! Justa great way to start the day.

 

[Saltfountain]

well I thought cactus fucking was just a dildo joke. However, I should have known it isn't just a joke because of rule 34. Pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject, therefor, there is actual cactus fucking.

and good morning

I couldn't find the really bad one

I'll keep looking

 

[zach20092]

And ok, Kiss my Ass Monday.

https://imgur.com/6LVEqpu

Hypnotising!!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

IKEA instructions for flirting? Okay, I want to know about the allen key....

The Allen key is extra part.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I couldn't find the really bad one

I'll keep looking

so basically your morning is watching cactus fucking porn...for science.... in order to find the worst cactus fucking porn. Yeah, I have those days too