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Oh please, you’re neither fat nor older than you are. You’re perfect.
The times I’ve been asked when I’m due I just stare blankly at them, and ask ‘for what?’ Or ‘oh, I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat’. Gosh that was fun. And yes I was pregnant as fuck every time 🤭
I would have loved to see them turn green 🤣
 
She is 18 hours ahead of you, and 21 hours ahead of us, so that makes sense. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I think she is 3 hours behind Me….. and tomorrow. Which does sound more wacked. 🤣🤣😁🤣
So she’s right on your ass! Why can’t she just be 21 hours ahead of you?
Do our timezones have no bearing on how far or close we are to someone? Like wolfie is only an hour behind me and he’s geographically closer then you who is 3 hours (I think) behind me. So maybe I AM closer to NZ?
@cascadiabound HELLLLLP!!
 
Oh please, you’re neither fat nor older than you are. You’re perfect.
The times I’ve been asked when I’m due I just stare blankly at them, and ask ‘for what?’ Or ‘oh, I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat’. Gosh that was fun. And yes I was pregnant as fuck every time 🤭

And honestly, they deserve that answer, if only precisely because it makes them feel like dirt. And if it doesn't, well, that says a lot about them. Jerk offs.
 
So she’s right on your ass! Why can’t she just be 21 hours ahead of you?
Do our timezones have no bearing on how far or close we are to someone? Like wolfie is only an hour behind me and he’s geographically closer then you who is 3 hours (I think) behind me. So maybe I AM closer to NZ?
@cascadiabound HELLLLLP!!
They don't because time zones only go in one direction.
 
So she’s right on your ass! Why can’t she just be 21 hours ahead of you?
Do our timezones have no bearing on how far or close we are to someone? Like wolfie is only an hour behind me and he’s geographically closer then you who is 3 hours (I think) behind me. So maybe I AM closer to NZ?
@cascadiabound HELLLLLP!!
Well, to me, subtracting 3 hours for NZ and adding 3 hours for you is much easier on my head then adding 21. That is too many digits. 🤣🤣🤣
 
So she’s right on your ass! Why can’t she just be 21 hours ahead of you?
Do our timezones have no bearing on how far or close we are to someone? Like wolfie is only an hour behind me and he’s geographically closer then you who is 3 hours (I think) behind me. So maybe I AM closer to NZ?
@cascadiabound HELLLLLP!!
You are not close to NZ, trust me.
 
So I’m closer to you then PG is because it’s 1052pm in my timezone?
Yes. You are closer to New Zealand by 3 hours than me or PG is (because we are on the west coast). However.... NZ is many many hours ahead of anyone in the US - 18 hours ahead of you (21 hours ahead of me in Cascadia)
 
Yes. You are closer to New Zealand by 3 hours than me or PG is (because we are on the west coast). However.... NZ is many many hours ahead of anyone in the US - 18 hours ahead of you (21 hours ahead of me in Cascadia)
So am I physically closer to NZ then because I’m closer to her in time zones?
 
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