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I learned decades ago not to joke/ make comments about if a woman is pregnant.
If she mentions it is one thing. If no… let it go.
At least never ask a fat woman when she is due.
I’ve decided to start telling people I’m not fat I’m pregnant and that I’m 50 not 40. So then they will think I look great for my age! I don’t think I will tell them I’m 50 and pregnant though
 
At least never ask a fat woman when she is due.
I’ve decided to start telling people I’m not fat I’m pregnant and that I’m 50 not 40. So then they will think I look great for my age! I don’t think I will tell them I’m 50 and pregnant though
Oh please, you’re neither fat nor older than you are. You’re perfect.
The times I’ve been asked when I’m due I just stare blankly at them, and ask ‘for what?’ Or ‘oh, I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat’. Gosh that was fun. And yes I was pregnant as fuck every time 🤭
 
I want to say it makes sense because NZ is already in Monday. And my timezone is closer to being Monday than yours or pg’s. But time zones are not my strong suit
She is 18 hours ahead of you, and 21 hours ahead of us, so that makes sense. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I think she is 3 hours behind Me….. and tomorrow. Which does sound more wacked. 🤣🤣😁🤣
 
Oh please, you’re neither fat nor older than you are. You’re perfect.
The times I’ve been asked when I’m due I just stare blankly at them, and ask ‘for what?’ Or ‘oh, I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat’. Gosh that was fun. And yes I was pregnant as fuck every time 🤭
That is awesome!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Ok. I should give a little explanation on that comment. Being young and not the brightest bulb in the batch
I was at the airport waiting on my flight. I see a young woman looking to be about my age. Thought I might try striking up a conversation. I see she’s wearing a ring and appeared to be pregnant. So my DA said… hey how are you? She responded. Then I’m… so when are you due? She gives me a look…. I’m not.
Yeah I was sooooo smooth back then. Not much better now a days.
 
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