Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[shenglung]

See @Justadesperatewifeandmom! The boob hypnotism isn’t working, he saw my face!

Oh trust me the boob bounce was hypnotizing, I just have a very good memory as you should already know

 

[Bbl87]

Would you like a private viewing?

you’re not getting one lol

Sly sly.

 

[Lindi37]

Oh trust me the boob bounce was hypnotizing, I just have a very good memory as you should already know

It was 5 minutes, like, a month ago!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Mandatory health declaration: despite close proximities I have never pushed a Zooper Dooper up me. God knows everything else that has gone up there, but not a frozen ZD. Consult a health care professional for advice on safe cold insertions.

eh, team everything is a dildo if you are brave enough. I actually found ice dildos fun.

 

[Lindi37]

Sly sly.

You’re not meant to change the text colour , naughty naughty

 

[Bbl87]

You’re not meant to change the text colour , naughty naughty

Don't try to be so secretive.

 

[Lindi37]

Don't try to be so secretive.

Who, me?! Pfft

Just you wait till you learn about emojis

 

[Bbl87]

Who, me?! Pfft

Just you wait till you learn about emojis

I'm sure I could teach you a thing or two.

 

[Lindi37]

I'm sure I could teach you a thing or two.

Pssst, you’re meant to click on the emoji

 

[shenglung]

Who, me?! Pfft

Just you wait till you learn about emojis

Are you sure you want to play that game?
didn't work did it

 

[Lindi37]

Are you sure you want to play that game?
didn't work did it

Game?! Me?! I’m far too dense for games. I flirt , and even that is questionable at best

 

[Bbl87]

Pssst, you’re meant to click on the emoji

Well played, m'lady.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Game?! Me?! I’m far too dense for games. I flirt , and even that is questionable at best

FYI, flirting with me is a bad idea. I’m so oblivious that I won’t necessarily realize that you are flirting with me.

True story, a woman once was trying to get in my pants, but I was o thick skilled that I didn’t realize it. She had to break out the NSFW cosplay pics in order to get me to realize that she, in fact, was interested. That’s how oblivious I am.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I am kind of the same way.
I am so inexperienced when it comes to flirting.
Both giving and receiving.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Good evening all you happy naked people. I am back home, unpacked, laundry done, work dealt with (a-fucking-gain), critters fed and played with...now vegetating in front of the tv with a black kitten purring on my lap. Six tokes of Mango Haze and a shot of Writer's Tears Irish Whisky should let me sleep the night.

Its a holiday here tomorrow, "Family Day", aka "its-way-too-fucking-long-between-New-Years-Day-and-Easter-so-we-need-a-made-up-holiday". No privacy for me u less I get up early.

So, what's new? What's on for Monday?

 

[draconus_infernus]

Good evening all you happy naked people. I am back home, unpacked, laundry done, work dealt with (a-fucking-gain), critters fed and played with...now vegetating in front of the tv with a black kitten purring on my lap. Six tokes of Mango Haze and a shot of Writer's Tears Irish Whisky should let me sleep the night.

Its a holiday here tomorrow, "Family Day", aka "its-way-too-fucking-long-between-New-Years-Day-and-Easter-so-we-need-a-made-up-holiday". No privacy for me u less I get up early.

So, what's new? What's on for Monday?

It’s President’s Day in my neck of the woods, so I have a paid day off. Other than getting the car in for an oil change, I have nothing planned.

 

[Booboobear84]

FYI, flirting with me is a bad idea. I’m so oblivious that I won’t necessarily realize that you are flirting with me.

True story, a woman once was trying to get in my pants, but I was o thick skilled that I didn’t realize it. She had to break out the NSFW cosplay pics in order to get me to realize that she, in fact, was interested. That’s how oblivious I am.

I should add to my signature. If you're interested in me, use a REALLY BIG clue stick

 

[Lindi37]

FYI, flirting with me is a bad idea. I’m so oblivious that I won’t necessarily realize that you are flirting with me.

True story, a woman once was trying to get in my pants, but I was o thick skilled that I didn’t realize it. She had to break out the NSFW cosplay pics in order to get me to realize that she, in fact, was interested. That’s how oblivious I am.

I am kind of the same way.
I am so inexperienced when it comes to flirting.
Both giving and receiving.

I didn’t say I was good at flirting. I think most people I talk to get tired of me because I’m like, hey, look at my dog, isn’t he gorgeous etc… I can’t even remember meeting my husband 16 years ago because I was drunk dancing on some table in a nightclub completely minding my own business. He still thinks I came onto him, I argue I was in no state to be coming anywhere . I don’t drink anymore

 

[missswannie]

It's Kiss My Arse monday here.

 

[peekingone]

It's Kiss My Arse monday here.

OFFS!!!! great way to start the week. I will kiss it again and again.

 

[Lindi37]

It's Kiss My Arse monday here.

well that’s going to get everyone’s attention . Happy monday!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I didn’t say I was good at flirting. I think most people I talk to get tired of me because I’m like, hey, look at my dog, isn’t he gorgeous etc… I can’t even remember meeting my husband 16 years ago because I was drunk dancing on some table in a nightclub completely minding my own business. He still thinks I came onto him, I argue I was in no state to be coming anywhere . I don’t drink anymore

And THIS is why I think we should be besties

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

It's Kiss My Arse monday here.

A gorgeous arse it is @missswannie ! One cheek or both?

 

[Azuldrgon]

It's Kiss My Arse monday here.

You are a person where the person told to do it would feel like they won the lottery.
I hope the rest of the week goes better.

 

[missswannie]

A gorgeous arse it is @missswannie ! One cheek or both?

Better go for coverage